2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread

[Mr. Morden]

Me next to my favorite statue in D.C. (technically Oxon Hill, MD).

#RideTheTurtle

There is a picture of me in the Ride-the-Turtle pose, but my friend is terrible at taking pictures, and it came out blurry.

[image removed]

10 point infraction for posting a pornographic image….

[Mr. Morden]

It all comes back to the two most primal emotions:  Fear and love. 

Why do I get the feeling that that woman only recently gained the right to marry?

Never was such an obvious lesbian so obvious.  I know this because my goal is to reincarnate as an upper middle aged lesbian in a committed, long term relationship.

Snowguy, watch "Donny Darko". That's the film this shot is taken from.

Yeah, that's the actress Beth Grant, playing the role of "Kitty Farmer" in Donnie Darko.  She's just playing a role in a movie.  It's not how she dresses in real life. 

[Mr. Morden]

your face looks exactly how i pictured you

And his legs are exactly as blurry as I always imagined.

They're blurry because he's always running to find the next poll, so that he can post a thread about it here.

[Mr. Morden]

Is that your history teacher?

And why is there a 1960s Batman fight going on in the background?

[Mr. Morden]

Did you jump ship? What's with the life preserver?

I just wanna use the phone.

It's in the back.

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive.