2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Nice arms Texasgurl, if I may say so.

I used to have white teeth and yellow hair.  Now I have white hair and yellow teeth.

And a monster haircut since we last had lunch.

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Your favorite Grumpy Old Troll giving an educational workshop

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Grumps? With actual responsibilities?

God help us.

It's the end of times, my friend.   

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Cool cigarette.

Please stop with the frat boy stuff. Ugh

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Cool cigarette.

Please stop with the frat boy stuff. Ugh

That was supposed to be patronizing. Cigarettes are disgusting.

Nix, I'm sorry, my remarks were for FratCon.

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Dude I was in a fraternity and proudly so.  You are majoring in it and it's causing you troubles. Everything in proportion, young friend.

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Yeah, it's no denying that the Torie animated fossil man can look rather dour when determined, facing uphill odds. He hates to lose. Fortunately partner Dan appeared, and the man within my fist took a bye for me, just for the theater of it all. We then both broke out laughing, and then ...  

Did you do him afterwards?

This is supposed to be a "General Audiences" rated site. Thus, it is more acceptable to chat about conflict than it is about love. Deal with it. If you don't like it, move to a place like Sweden, where love is in, and violence and conflict out, when it comes to what is "family friendly."

That means of course he "did" him.

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Compared to the picture she posted a few pages back she seems to have aged 15 years this month. But cute shoes indeed.

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I'm very close to just locking this thread. Lift your game people.

I'll make a new one.

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Mud wrestling would be fine, TG.

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Compared to the picture she posted a few pages back she seems to have aged 15 years this month. But cute shoes indeed.

I swear it is just the office attire effect. Also, sh**tty selfie lighting.

Gotcha. Sorry for the accusation then, Kush.

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7!

Haha, that's funny. My black lab is also 7!

No puppy pic, E?

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capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit.  

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

Well it is named Mt. Baldy, because its "head" is bald. I didn't name it. Anyway, as to arm wrestling, his name is Matt. He is my trainer. My partner is Dan. But well, in the gay world ... no I won't go there. Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?

Wait, Matt's gay too?  Damn I thought it was just Memo?

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capped Mt. Baldy in view

Just too many possibilities in your post.  I see four easy jokes right off the top, but I'll just go for the low-hanging fruit.  

Actually, I won't even go there.  Too lazy.

Still, I have to ask, what happened to Antonio, or Emilio, or whatever the arm-wrestling guy's name was?  You sure move on fast, cowboy.

Well it is named Mt. Baldy, because its "head" is bald. I didn't name it. Anyway, as to arm wrestling, his name is Matt. He is my trainer. My partner is Dan. But well, in the gay world ... no I won't go there. Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?

So non gayz shouldn't view gay male couples as monogomous? 

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Just to make it crystal clear, I don't "cheat." That would be dishonest, and dishonesty and cowardice are two most deadly sins in my mind.

Ok, I believe you, but my question remains unanswered, or was this -

"Let's just say, that sex in the gay world, has a different "protocol" often than in much of the straight world. Men are wired differently than females in general. Who knew?"

just excessive hyperbole?  I ask because you've picked up a broad brush to paint with.

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Don's a handsome fellow, he just has bad taste.  (At least I knew it wasn't Memo this time).

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This is the whitest possible choice of clothing.

No frat letters is stunning to me.

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Why does everyone take selfies in the latrine?  Ugh

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Super Bengali looking there

Imagine his life at an airport.  Ugh.

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My BFF from elementary school came to visit today!

Beauty, brains and brass balls......all wrapped in one.  Ha ha. 

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My BFF from elementary school came to visit today!

Beauty, brains and brass balls......all wrapped in one.  Ha ha. 

Thanx i think?

You're welcome. 

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That's only half of you.  Where's the rest?  Awesome, big daddy.

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Moi, looking more ancient than ever,

Dean will keep you young, El Toro........

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Wonderful, Andrew.  Very best wishes to both of you.