If only Atlas existed... v.02.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Archaeological evidence indicates that the mod cave was created some time after the initial creation.  (And the infraction system even later.)

[I Will Not Be Wrong]

1776
Thomas Jefferson created Declaration of Independence.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

1939: Outofthebox: "You guys, stop trolling.  Walt Disney isn't an anti-semite just because he attends the German American Bund's meetings.  It's a harmless organization and I'll have you know that he's a great conservationist!"

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

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[Sol]

lol!

[MATTROSE94]

November 3, 2010
Me: I am so thrilled that the true patriot Tea Party conservatives have took control of the House of Representatives from the America-hating, bleeding-heart Commiecrats! I am hoping that my dream ticket for 2012, Sean Hannity/Sarah Palin will be able to defeat our President, who is indeed a terrorist-supporter and a communist coward who was born overseas.

(Unfortunately, that is what my political views were like at the time).

[windjammer]

Long live to Russ Powers, Oklahoma

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

ca. 1605:

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A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.
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[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Considering later insults made in that thread, I would think it more appropriate if they were for an opinion of Simfan.

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Thou art a strange fellow. A tailor make a man?[/quote]Ay, a tailor, sir. A stone-cutter or painter could not have made him so ill though they had been but two years o' th' trade.[/quote]

[Simfan34]

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Come, come, you froward and unable worms!
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[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

1939-1941: Freedom-Hating Oakvale gets a job smuggling weapons to Nazis

[Oakvale]

1969: The "Zodiac Killer" mystery is solved within minutes when the detectives stumble across the Atlas Forum. The Obamanation is promptly tried and convicted.

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1969: The "Zodiac Killer" mystery is solved within minutes when the detectives stumble across the Atlas Forum. The Obamanation is promptly tried and convicted.

I'm sorry, but the "Zodiac Killer" appeared as someone actually intelligent.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

1964: Oakvale: "Guys, smoking isn't that dangerous and besides, nicotine is pretty overhyped.  Don't start citing the surgeon general's report either, I want to see a credible source that says smoking can cause cancer; everyone knows that report is just part of LBJ's war on freedom."

[SWE]

1945: NewYorkExpress: "I think it's time for President Truman to ask for a Declaration of War against Soviet Union"

[Maxwell]

1945 - TNF: "FDR will be remembered as a neo-liberal fraud who killed millions, watered down a socialist revolution, and pandered to racists. The workers were shackled by his actions."

[Mechaman]

April 5th, 1924

Thread: The Final Solution

GPORTER:



It is 1933.  After many years of being in the political minority in Weimar Germany, Adolf Hitler and his cronies are on the eve of their finest hour.  Having compelled the Weimar President Paul Von Hindenburg to bestow upon him the Chancellorship in the spirit of independent nonpartisan rule, the party and it's charismatic leader are about to score their most successful victory yet when a mysterious fire at the Reichstag is blamed on the KPD (Communist Party of Germany).  Using the episode to push for the passage of an Enabling Act that would give the Chancellor broad and authoritarian powers to persecute those who he disagrees with as well as force his National Socialist agenda down the throats of the entire populace, Hitler goes to work.  Under his direct powers granted under the Enabling Act he forces thousands of his political opponents into concentration camps, if they weren't murdered before then.
It was on this pretext that he was able to seize power and push Germany into it's darkest era.

Kalwejt: Sorry bro, this isn't realistic.  I mean, Hitler just got thrown into prison for five years.  I really don't see him going anywhere legitimately.  He is through as a political force in the country, as is his party.
Antonio: Yes, Hitler is passe.  I could definitely see this happening under the current regime if the depression in Germany gets even worse than it is now.  But Adolf Hitler?  Hahahaha, the man is a joke!
Mechaman: Yeah man, do a little bit more research next time.  Hitler's political career is deader than Warren G. Harding.
Cathcon: Sir, that is most uncouth of you to say.
Kalwejt: Too soon.
Mechaman: Too soon?  He's been dead for like a year!  Anyway, this needs more details.  Because what you are describing is just ridiculous!  What will Hitler do next?  Kill the Jews?

[Oldiesfreak1854]

December 15, 1966

Malcolm X:

"RIP to one of the most racist, anti-Semitic, pro-Nazi monsters in American history, Walt Disney.  I don't see how a guy that had Jewish songwriters for his films, donated to Jewish charities, and gave rave reviews about To Kill a Mockingbird could be anything else.  I don't care if Art Babbitt had an ax to grind with him, I believe him when he says he was a Nazi."

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Easily the most pitiful attempt at comedy since Rochambeau.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Easily the most pitiful attempt at comedy since Rochambeau.

Nah, it's hilarious, but not for the reasons Oldies intended.

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Easily the most pitiful attempt at comedy since Rochambeau.

This user is currently ignored.

Whatever you say.

[Simfan34]

Easily the most pitiful attempt at comedy since Rochambeau.

This user is currently ignored.

Whatever you say.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]