If only Atlas existed... v.02.

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1970: Justices discovered the Atlas Forum.


Board: Constitution and Law
Thread: Mock U.S. Supreme Court

Warren_Burger: OK, guys, I created a poll.
Harry_Blackmun: This is a very complex matter. I'm not prepeared to vote just yet.
Warren_Burger: Damn, Harry, if you won't vote now, you'll get penalty points next round.
William_J.­_Brennan: Dude, you can change your vote later.
John_Harlan_Marshall_II: Guys, it won't work. Hugo is still trying to figure out this whole internet thing.
hugo_black: how do i use capital letters here?
Potter_Stewart: Dunno, lol, I'm doing it automatically.
William_O._Douglas: Where the hell is Thurgood?' He hasn't been online in two days.
Warren_Burger: He had rescued himself on the ground his wi-fi is down, again
hugo_black: I'VE GOT CAPITAL LETTERS NOW!
Warren_Burger: Christ...
Byron_White: Screw this, I'm going to read football thread.
William_O._Douglas: You so full of s**t, Whizzier.
Byron_White: Reporter for personal attack/profanity.
William_O._Douglas: Stop violating my First Amendment Rights
Potter Stewart: Why can't we just get along?
hugo_black: lol swing voting hero.
True_Federalist: Guys, don't you have a real court or something like that?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

1948:

OC: Truman wll win, just wait. the 272 firewll will hold, Thurmond cant pell away entire south.

1860:

OC: Douglas wins. 198 firwall holds.

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Lincoln already has cost the GOP 1860

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1 Now before the feast of the passover, when Jesus knew that his hour was come that he should depart out of this world unto the Father, having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them unto the end.

2 And supper being ended, the devil having now put into the heart of Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, to betray him;

3 Jesus knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he was come from God, and went to God;

4 He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself.

5 After that he poureth water into a basin, and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded.

6 Then cometh he to BRTD: and BRTD saith unto him, Lord, can we get some hot chicks and wash their feet instead?

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Whigs, LAST RODEO before reapportionment

No one can do it like Pierce can. As he roles out RED CARPET, PUMMEL the WHIG state by state, as Pierc wins BELLWEATHER: VA & NH  & PA;  reaffirming Democratic Yellowhammer (state bird of AL)  Cottonbelt, Agricultural Corridor.

ENDORSE : Joel Matteson & Koerner for GOV,  Thomson for NJ Senate, STeve Douglas, Walker& Kate Biggs for SENATE

Philosophy

RIP Zachary Taylor as we go to astral stagecoach & meet our Redeemer and say goodbye to physical selves

BEN Arnold didnt do it, as forensic evidence points to Henry Knox did the crime of his fmr country.

Love Jane McDougal; 1st Lady of California♡

[IceSpear]

I'll take right-wing progressive fascist Wallace over center-right Humphrey.

[Crumpets]

BREAKING: General Sherman to announce candidacy this afternoon - source

[Kingpoleon]

1960:

TRICKY DICK DESERVES VICTORY!

LOL, John FitzModerateHero Kennedy!!!

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

1968:

WALLACE will make America great again!

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Would you rather have Grover Cleveland impregnating your daughter or James G. Blaine defrauding your money?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Would you rather have Grover Cleveland impregnating your daughter or James G. Blaine stealing your money?

How would you react if your daughter was dating Grover Cleveland?

Might actually be scarier than the Drumpf one.

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"Opinion of Chester A. Arthur's sideburns?"

"My op-ed for Politico: Why Joseph R. Hawley is the GOP only chance?"

"Butler's not running out of (paper) money"

[Kingpoleon]

"Horace Greeley: Grant's Inevitable Running-Mate?"

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"Horace Greeley: Grant's Inevitable Running-Mate?"

Lmao

[Kingpoleon]

"Horace Greeley: Grant's Inevitable Running-Mate?"

Lmao

Your applause is taken for a yes.

In all seriousness, Greeley is a sadly underestimated and unknown political figure.  He would have made a great running-mate for Lincoln in 1864, and he would have been an excellent President.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

IRC circa 250 AD:

<oakvale> hey bedstuy
<oakvale> So it looks like BRTD just joined a cult.
<bedstuy> Uh, what?
<bedstuy> Did he join one of those Germanic pagan cults?
<Gully> No, he joined some weirdo group that thinks the Jewish messiah has already come.
<BRTD> It's not a cult!
<bedstuy> Uh, what? BRTD I didn't think you were even Jewish.
<BRTD> I'm not.
<bedstuy> Then why do you believe in the Jewish messiah?
<BRTD> Because he's already come and died for all people.
<oakvale> Yeah so basically these people believe this guy who lived in Judea like over 200 years ago named Jesus was God.
<oakvale> He was some carpenter from Nazareth and said he was God and then got crucified.
<bedstuy> So, they believe God came to Earth as a man...and just as a carpenter? Not like a king or something?
<oakvale> I know right! Oh and get this:
<oakvale> They believe after he was crucified he was resurrected three days later.
<bedstuy> ROFL
<bedstuy> BRTD are you even circumcised?
<BRTD> No I'm not.
<BRTD> We don't practice the old ways anymore.
<BRTD> Jesus abolished that law.
<AlbertRosenfield> Hmmm
<AlbertRosenfield> You know BRTD
<AlbertRosenfield> you might want to be careful
<AlbertRosenfield> I recall an Emperor in the past wasn't too fond of your kind.
<BRTD> Oh Nero? That was like 170 years ago!
<AlbertRosenfield> Well yes.
<AlbertRosenfield> But I've heard
<AlbertRosenfield> some provincial governors
<AlbertRosenfield> aren't too please with your sect now.
<AlbertRosenfield> Some are encouraging people
<AlbertRosenfield> to hunt down and kill people in your group
<AlbertRosenfield> and they might even start
<AlbertRosenfield> feeding you to lions in the coliseum
<bedstuy> BRTD if that's the case how do you join this group? It's all based on Judaism but you don't follow anything from Judaism?
<BRTD> You get baptized instead.
<BRTD> So basically a couple days ago I went to this river.
<BRTD> And I got dunked under and brought up by this hot girl.
<oakvale> lol
<BRTD> Seriously, she was quite hot
<BRTD> I'd like to wash her feet sometime.
<oakvale> lmao
<oakvale> oh and get this too:
<oakvale> They believe in monogamy, like that a man can have only one wife.
<Gully> Wait, what? Haha!
<bedstuy> Whoa..
<oakvale> Not only that, but you can only pick one wife, and then you're stuck with her for life.
<oakvale> Can't divorce her or anything.
<Gully> LOL. This is going to work out so well for BRTD...
<AlbertRosenfield> So BRTD
<AlbertRosenfield> Does this mean
<AlbertRosenfield> that you won't be visiting
<AlbertRosenfield> the temple prostitutes anymore?
<BRTD> Dude, I haven't been to that temple in like over a year now.
<BRTD> OK there was one time a few months ago.
<BRTD> But that was ONLY because there's one there who was a personal friend of mine that I wanted to see.
<oakvale> lmao
<oakvale> so BRTD, I take it then that you only talked to her right? You didn't...."interact" with her?
<BRTD> Well I mean I came so far anyway....
<BRTD> But I was very nice and tipped her well
<BRTD> Also I let her dominate me. She's tough. She even bruised me in a spot.
<oakvale> ...
<Gully> WTF BRTD?
<Gully> You're a weird man.
<BRTD> What do you know Gully?
<BRTD> You once said that Iberian was a separate race on the Roman census!
<Gully> Ugh...
<Gully> BRTD, do you SERIOUSLY want me to bring up every ignorant and incorrect thing you've ever said about Hibernia?
<Gully> We'd be here for a long time...
<BRTD> All I know is Hibernia is some stupid epic fail island that's so dumb even the Romans aren't interested in it.
<oakvale> lol
<Gully> sigh....

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Al, of course, being one of the most feared gladiators in the Empire.

[Kingpoleon]

Also, we die off very quickly with 0 females.

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Opinion of Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment"

Windjammer: Freedom novel.
BRTD: Absolute f[inks]ing garbage. It's nothing but idiotic philosophical messages, stupid and immature shock value plot and OMG AXING OLD WOMEN REFERENCE SO FUNNY. Easily one of the worst books of all time.
HockeyDude: Ran out of ideas as the plot went on, but at its peak some of the best novels I've read. FN, easily.
kaatak: I guess something like 90% of the Russian literature is crap. HN.
BRTD: I want my novels to be all liberal, all the time.
YaBoyNY: Not that great. Still better than anything that Tolstoy extrudes out of his anus.
BRTD: And now I have to read all 900 pages of Theodore Dreiser's novel just to get that garbage out of my system.
Antonio: Wrong literary period.

[Bigby]

Guys, I won't be posting on here anymore. President Lincoln just suspended habeas corpus and I got thrown in jail after an officer saw my post about the damn Yankees.

[Horsemask]

"MARIO CUOMO TO SCOTUS IMMINENT"

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1948

OC: No one can do it like TRUMAN can. As he roles out RED CARPET, PUMMEL the Plains state by state.
Landslide Lyndon: Lol, just give up. Dewey is inevitable.
OC: Dewey can lose by a little or a lot, I am just gonna say that  Truman exceeds expectations and the he wins convincingly,  with 49%, like Wilson
OC: Madam Margaret is better, as Margaret will be doing more for her dad on the domestic side, as Truman loves to work with Taiwan, S Korea and West Germany and Israel to tie our economy together.
OC: B Hauptmann didnt do it, as forensic evidence points to someone else did the crime of lindbergh baby.
Mr. Morden: Can you elaborate?
OC: I was attacking newsWeek not Atlas
OC: Stassen was all along the most electable
OC: As of today, Truman would narrowly, but there is plenty of time for him to do alot better than that. But, Dewey may get to 45%.
OC: Truman is protected by the 268 freiwall

Election day:

Antonio: Holy f**k

[Antonio the Sixth]

Oh yeah, I'd be the first to give up on Truman in 1948 and be shocked when he pulls it off.

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Oh yeah, I'd be the first to give up on Truman in 1948 and be shocked when he pulls it off.

Hell, everybody gave up on Truman except maybe Clark Clifford.

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1858:

OC: ABOLITIONIST are targetting our rail system, like  South Carolina Canal and Rail Road Company, but this isnt New York or Massachusetts , where Negroes get on a normal trains and blow themselves up. It would of happened already, thus, Seward wont become president.

Buchanan has sent Negro sniffing K9 dogs to  South Carolina Canal and Rail Road Company stations, already.