The Federalist Party of Atlasia: February 2014 Convention

[Enderman]

It might be an overkill, but could I have he endorsement to get back into the legislature?

[tmthforu94]

It might be an overkill, but could I have he endorsement to get back into the legislature?

All party members receive the party's endorsement in regional elections.

[Lumine]

I wish to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for the Midwest Senate election. During my time in Atlasia I have always tried my best to collaborate with other parties, and I have a long history of sucessfully working with Federalists in the Mideast Assembly, in the Midwest and as Spamage's running mate back in September. I feel that there a certain ideological closeness between me and the Federalists on several issues (such as a pro-life approach, and a deep distaste for acts like Pacific Rim), and I had the pride of counting with many Federalists among my endorsers and supporters. We don't always share the same beliefs, but I want to count with this party during this campaign and as a Senator.

[Enderman]

I wish to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for the Midwest Senate election. During my time in Atlasia I have always tried my best to collaborate with other parties, and I have a long history of sucessfully working with Federalists in the Mideast Assembly, in the Midwest and as Spamage's running mate back in September. I feel that there a certain ideological closeness between me and the Federalists on several issues (such as a pro-life approach, and a deep distaste for acts like Pacific Rim), and I had the pride of counting with many Federalists among my endorsers and supporters. We don't always share the same beliefs, but I want to count with this party during this campaign and as a Senator.

He definitely needs our help. We need TNF out of the Senate...

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

I wish to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for the Midwest Senate election. During my time in Atlasia I have always tried my best to collaborate with other parties, and I have a long history of sucessfully working with Federalists in the Mideast Assembly, in the Midwest and as Spamage's running mate back in September. I feel that there a certain ideological closeness between me and the Federalists on several issues (such as a pro-life approach, and a deep distaste for acts like Pacific Rim), and I had the pride of counting with many Federalists among my endorsers and supporters. We don't always share the same beliefs, but I want to count with this party during this campaign and as a Senator.

You have my support.

[Potus]

I wish to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for the Midwest Senate election. During my time in Atlasia I have always tried my best to collaborate with other parties, and I have a long history of sucessfully working with Federalists in the Mideast Assembly, in the Midwest and as Spamage's running mate back in September. I feel that there a certain ideological closeness between me and the Federalists on several issues (such as a pro-life approach, and a deep distaste for acts like Pacific Rim), and I had the pride of counting with many Federalists among my endorsers and supporters. We don't always share the same beliefs, but I want to count with this party during this campaign and as a Senator.

Let's do this.

[TNF]

I would like to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for my bid for a third term as Midwest Senator. I know we don't always agree (or ever agree, really) but I am consistently active, consistently contribute to Senate debate, and fulfill the requests of my constituents as they are brought to me. I have several strong working relationships with prominent Federalists, including the President, the Vice President, and former Senator and Governor Maxwell. I also frequently party with Oakvale, who once described me as a "pot-smoking alternate universe Jimmy Hoffa." Take that as you will. Better the devil you know than the devil you don't, eh, boys?

[Fed. Pac. Chairman Devin]

I will step forward for Vice Chairman.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

I wish to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for the Midwest Senate election. During my time in Atlasia I have always tried my best to collaborate with other parties, and I have a long history of sucessfully working with Federalists in the Mideast Assembly, in the Midwest and as Spamage's running mate back in September. I feel that there a certain ideological closeness between me and the Federalists on several issues (such as a pro-life approach, and a deep distaste for acts like Pacific Rim), and I had the pride of counting with many Federalists among my endorsers and supporters. We don't always share the same beliefs, but I want to count with this party during this campaign and as a Senator.

Let's do this.

I'm with you, too!

[Spamage]

I would like to request the endorsement of the Federalist Party for my bid for a third term as Midwest Senator. I know we don't always agree (or ever agree, really) but I am consistently active, consistently contribute to Senate debate, and fulfill the requests of my constituents as they are brought to me. I have several strong working relationships with prominent Federalists, including the President, the Vice President, and former Senator and Governor Maxwell. I also frequently party with Oakvale, who once described me as a "pot-smoking alternate universe Jimmy Hoffa." Take that as you will. Better the devil you know than the devil you don't, eh, boys?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=177566.0

.... need I say more?

[tmthforu94]

With no other candidates stepping forward, we will proceed to an endorsement vote on the Mideast Senate seat.

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[ ] Lumine (Progressive Union)

The vote shall last for 72 hours.

[Spamage]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[DC Al Fine]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[I Will Not Be Wrong]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[Sopranos Republican]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[1] TNF (Labor)
[2] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[Associate Justice PiT]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[I Will Not Be Wrong]

It's sad our vice president voted for the far left candidate. (a socialist at that)

[Sopranos Republican]

I suppose being a key torch bearer at this convention I should probably address my primary vote for TNF, whom some in the crowd have referred to as "a Kenyan Muslim Socialist." To understand this problem as with any problem, we must first have a history lesson: this lesson is going back a long time, all the way to the beginning as a matter of fact. In the beginning when Ronald Reagan created the Earth, and created a way for men to enrich themselves and He looked down on all of the bankers, economists, small business owners, and CEO's, and said "this is good." Then one day during lunch break Reagan told his chief economic policy advisor, we'll call this man "Adam" for the purposes of privacy. Adam and his secretary who he also happened to be "plowing the fields with" we'll call her "Eve," one day after they were done with one of their "plowing" sessions, Reagan gave very specific instructions to Adam. "Do not invest in that life insurance company Tree of Life, sure their stocks may be soaring at the moment, but in the near future their stocks will take a dive, and since so many trust your investments, Adam, because you're my financial policy guy y'know, duh easy choice, invest with God's guy. Anyway since so many trust your steady investment hand, if you invest, many will invest, and when the crash happens a disaster will take place. So Adam accompanied Eve home that night, and it just so happened that the two of them walked right past the "Tree of Life" corporate headquarters that night, and the lights were on.

A man came out from inside and confronted Eve while Adam bought a Big Mac. "Good evening, Eve." Eve was stricken. Not by his naturally attractiveness, but by something deeper than that. The man had a certain whim about him, a certain cunning crafty sexiness about him. The man had a long gray beard and spoke with a German accent. "Eve, we can offer you a deal on investment like no other." Eve spoke with the man for 20 minutes and was amazed at this offer. It was a very low cost for a very high chance of significant payoff down the road. Adam then returned with mustard all over his face, tie, hair, pants, shoes, and socks. Eve showed Adam the dossier with the investment deal that the man had just offered them. Adam was astonished, he quickly signed the papers, and just like that they were owners of Tree of Life Life Insurance. Adam then shook the man's hand and inquired whom he had the pleasure of dealing with: "name's Marx; Karl Marx." Suddenly Marx disappeared and Reagan appeared to Adam and Eve.

Reagan looked at them and realized that Adam's tie and Eve's dress had changed color, they had changed from a certain blue ocean color, to deep, deep red. Reagan calmly asked the man: "Adam why has your tie changed to a deep, deep red?" "Well, Mr. Reagan, I signed a deal and a man touched my chest changing the color of my tie." "There is only one man that can change someone's tie red. That man is Karl Marx, and his only intention is to rid My World of the glorious system of capitalism. Do you have any idea what you have done? His life insurance company wasn't even a real insurance company. It's only purpose was to serve as one giant ponzi scheme to bankrupt our people so that they would rebel against me and capitalism! And embrace his vision for the world, a vision where the government is taken over by a tyrannical operation of thugs and criminals where they force us to give them our hard earned money! A vision known as socialism. You are no longer one of mine, instead you shall labor in the fields with those rats that we pay $7.25/hour to toil the fields! GET OUT OF MY PRESENCE! Now let us fast forward to the present days. What does that documented historical event even have to with what we are dealing with today? Well I'll tell you. Sure TNF is a Kenyan Muslim Socialist who wasn't born in America, but in some ways he is much better than many others. First he loves trucks, and he is pro fracking: those sound like Murican positions to me. Also: he is extremely pro gun. Hell Dianne Feinstein wouldn't touch this guy with a 10 foot poll. And while his economics may be a bit questionable, I think Reagan would say "hell, this guy's pretty chill, I'm gonna smoke weed, and drink a beer with him." Much like he did with Adam before, well, ya know. Thank you for allowing me to explain my vote, and may Reagan bless this nation, and this convention.

[JerryArkansas]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[Enderman]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)
[2] Cris (Federalist)
[3] Windjammer (Labor)
[4] Death by Medieval torture
[5] Death by the Spanish Inquisition
[6] TNF (Labor)

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[Goldwater]

Midwest Senate Seat:
[ ] TNF (Labor)
[1] Lumine (Progressive Union)

[tmthforu94]

If the intent of the Vice President was to be humorous, it sure fell flat.
 
[X] Lumine

[HagridOfTheDeep]

I suppose being a key torch bearer at this convention I should probably address my primary vote for TNF, whom some in the crowd have referred to as "a Kenyan Muslim Socialist." To understand this problem as with any problem, we must first have a history lesson: this lesson is going back a long time, all the way to the beginning as a matter of fact. In the beginning when Ronald Reagan created the Earth, and created a way for men to enrich themselves and He looked down on all of the bankers, economists, small business owners, and CEO's, and said "this is good." Then one day during lunch break Reagan told his chief economic policy advisor, we'll call this man "Adam" for the purposes of privacy. Adam and his secretary who he also happened to be "plowing the fields with" we'll call her "Eve," one day after they were done with one of their "plowing" sessions, Reagan gave very specific instructions to Adam. "Do not invest in that life insurance company Tree of Life, sure their stocks may be soaring at the moment, but in the near future their stocks will take a dive, and since so many trust your investments, Adam, because you're my financial policy guy y'know, duh easy choice, invest with God's guy. Anyway since so many trust your steady investment hand, if you invest, many will invest, and when the crash happens a disaster will take place. So Adam accompanied Eve home that night, and it just so happened that the two of them walked right past the "Tree of Life" corporate headquarters that night, and the lights were on.

A man came out from inside and confronted Eve while Adam bought a Big Mac. "Good evening, Eve." Eve was stricken. Not by his naturally attractiveness, but by something deeper than that. The man had a certain whim about him, a certain cunning crafty sexiness about him. The man had a long gray beard and spoke with a German accent. "Eve, we can offer you a deal on investment like no other." Eve spoke with the man for 20 minutes and was amazed at this offer. It was a very low cost for a very high chance of significant payoff down the road. Adam then returned with mustard all over his face, tie, hair, pants, shoes, and socks. Eve showed Adam the dossier with the investment deal that the man had just offered them. Adam was astonished, he quickly signed the papers, and just like that they were owners of Tree of Life Life Insurance. Adam then shook the man's hand and inquired whom he had the pleasure of dealing with: "name's Marx; Karl Marx." Suddenly Marx disappeared and Reagan appeared to Adam and Eve.

Reagan looked at them and realized that Adam's tie and Eve's dress had changed color, they had changed from a certain blue ocean color, to deep, deep red. Reagan calmly asked the man: "Adam why has your tie changed to a deep, deep red?" "Well, Mr. Reagan, I signed a deal and a man touched my chest changing the color of my tie." "There is only one man that can change someone's tie red. That man is Karl Marx, and his only intention is to rid My World of the glorious system of capitalism. Do you have any idea what you have done? His life insurance company wasn't even a real insurance company. It's only purpose was to serve as one giant ponzi scheme to bankrupt our people so that they would rebel against me and capitalism! And embrace his vision for the world, a vision where the government is taken over by a tyrannical operation of thugs and criminals where they force us to give them our hard earned money! A vision known as socialism. You are no longer one of mine, instead you shall labor in the fields with those rats that we pay $7.25/hour to toil the fields! GET OUT OF MY PRESENCE! Now let us fast forward to the present days. What does that documented historical event even have to with what we are dealing with today? Well I'll tell you. Sure TNF is a Kenyan Muslim Socialist who wasn't born in America, but in some ways he is much better than many others. First he loves trucks, and he is pro fracking: those sound like Murican positions to me. Also: he is extremely pro gun. Hell Dianne Feinstein wouldn't touch this guy with a 10 foot poll. And while his economics may be a bit questionable, I think Reagan would say "hell, this guy's pretty chill, I'm gonna smoke weed, and drink a beer with him." Much like he did with Adam before, well, ya know. Thank you for allowing me to explain my vote, and may Reagan bless this nation, and this convention.

Ridiculous.