Saint Valentine's Day

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

No one said "hoping to get laid" yet? 

Didn't you see the post right before yours?

I plan on gathering up all the cat hair from the house, stuffing it into a plastic bag, and humping it until the tears stop spilling from my eyes and instead come careening out of my ..garden hose.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I bought myself some discounted Valentine's chocolates for my birthday today.

I'm surprised they were still in the store.  Normally those discounted holiday chocolates only last a day or two before being snapped up.