Top Google Autocompletes for 2016 Shortlisters

[Indy Texas]

Hillary Clinton...
...2016
...biography
...twitter
...net worth

Rand Paul...
...plagiarism
...2016
...wiki
...on the issues

Jeb Bush...
...2016
...net worth
...son
...wife

Chris Christie...
...weight loss
...2016
...gay marriage
...bridge

Ted Cruz...
...website
...coloring book
...bio
...contact

Marco Rubio...
...immigration
...water
...2016
...biography

Rick Perry...
...governor
...net worth
...biography
...abortion

Rick Santorum...
...movie
...quotes
...christmas candle
...colbert

Paul Ryan...
...budget
...2016
...shirtless
...net worth

[Clarko95 📚💰📈]

Paul Ryan...
...shirtless

(Going to objectify politicians and go off-topic here)

I don't understand why/how people find Paul Ryan attractive.

Like, Aaron Schock, Kristi Noem, Kirsten Gillibrand, etc. are hot.
The Romneys, Obamas, Kennedys, etc. are attractive families.
John Thune, Corey Booker, Scott Brown, Gavin White, etc. are handsome(-ish).


But Paul Ryan? No.

[Mr. Morden]

Joe Biden...
...2016
...quotes
...parks and rec
...wiki

John Bolton...
...wood
...theatre school
...melbourne
...theatre

Ben Carson...
...gifted hands
...story
...youtube
...quotes

Bobby Jindal...
...2016
...religion
...approval rating
...exorcism

Peter King...
...barrister
...trading
...ceilings
...plumbing

Martin O'Malley...
...2016
...president
...md
...on the issues

Bernie Sanders...
...2016
...ron paul
...wiki
...hotel brokers

Brian Schweitzer...
...2016
...president
...wiki
...twitter

Scott Walker...
...singer
...youtube
...30 century man
...director

[BaconBacon96]

Haha, John Bolton and Peter King don't even get results about them.

[⛄]

Paul Ryan...
...shirtless

(Going to objectify politicians and go off-topic here)

I don't understand why/how people find Paul Ryan attractive.

Like, Aaron Schock, Kristi Noem, Kirsten Gillibrand, etc. are hot.
The Romneys, Obamas, Kennedys, etc. are attractive families.
John Thune, Corey Booker, Scott Brown, Gavin White, etc. are handsome(-ish).


But Paul Ryan? No.

Well, tbh Ryan's body looks better than his face...

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

What are Ben Carson's gifted hands?

[Mr. Morden]

What are Ben Carson's gifted hands?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gifted_Hands:_The_Ben_Carson_Story

[Beezer]

Why is Hillay Clinton...
...bad
...famous.
...popular.
...a great leader.

Why is Chris Christie...
...so fat.
...bad.
...popular.
...a Republican.

Why is Rand Paul...
...an idiot.
...important.
...suing NSA.
...suing Obama.

Why is Joe Biden...
...important
...a good vice president.
...in Charlotte.
...in China.

Why is Ted Cruz...
...such an idiot.
...hated.
...against Obamacare.

[Mordecai]

Joe Biden is…
…an idiot
…awesome
…brilliant
…from what state

John Bolton is…
…an idiot
…a douchebag
…a jerk
…crazy

Jeb Bush is…
…eating a live puppy
…an idiot
…a RINO
…smart

Chris Christie is…
…a bully
…not a moderate
…not a conservative
…an idiot

Hillary Clinton is…
…evil
…ugly
…an idiot
…a man

Ted Cruz is…
…an idiot
…crazy
…a moron
…a douche

Mike Huckabee is…
…a bigot
…a liar
…an idiot
…a hypocrite

Bobby Jindal is…
…Indian
…an idiot
…Kenneth the Page
…mooning Louisiana

Peter King is…
…an idiot
…a douche
…a terrorist
…a racist

Rand Paul is…
…an idiot
…not a libertarian
…not a doctor
…a doctor

Rick Perry is…
…an idiot
…a moron
…the worst
…retarded

Rick Santorum is…
…an idiot
…our man
…crazy
…a douchebag

Scott Walker is…
…evil
…a moron
…a douchebag
…the anti-Christie

Edit: I like how Joe Biden is the only one who actually has net positive autocompletes.

[⛄]

Hillary Clinton was...
... fired
... the first woman
... an attorney for the watergate investigation
... fired from the watergate investigation
... a republican
... right about obama
... born
... hot
... hospitalized

Joe Biden was...
... a senator of what state
... right
... rude
... born
... a republican
... a senator
... drunk
... a joke

Andrew Cuomo was...
... married to kerry kennedy

Elizabeth warren was...
... a republican
... born

Chris Christie was...
... born to run
... an athlete
... a ticking time bomb. it was only a matter of time before he blew up
... a lobbyist for bernie madoff
... born in newark
... a democrat

Rand Paul was...
... named after
... detained by the tsa
... born

Mike Huckabbe was...
... governor of what state

Ted Cruz was...
... right
... once john boehner’s lawyer. here’s their story
... born
... right on obamacare
... right all along
... born in canada
... a polarizing figure at harvard law foreshadowing his partisan profile in the senate
... not born in america

Marco Rubio was...
... a mormon
... thirsty
... born where
... nervous

Scott Walker was...
... right
... born

Paul Ryan was...
... booed
... on welfare
... social security

Jon Huntsman was...
... the best candidate

Ben Carson was...
... the first african american to do what
... born