1876 U.S. Presidential Election

[PPT Spiral]

Excellent! I'm preparing my Cleveland 1880 signs.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

It has. I suppose we non-Unionists will be forced to drown our sorrows in drink.

Water for much of the Radical Party, I assume?

There is bitter intraparty fighting over the issue.

[Zioneer]

It has. I suppose we non-Unionists will be forced to drown our sorrows in drink.

Water for much of the Radical Party, I assume?

There is bitter intraparty fighting over the issue.

That's actually a bitter issue in the real-life Utah Democratic Party, I kid you not.

But yes, water for us Mormon Radicals, sir!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

It has. I suppose we non-Unionists will be forced to drown our sorrows in drink.

Water for much of the Radical Party, I assume?

There is bitter intraparty fighting over the issue.

That's actually a bitter issue in the real-life Utah Democratic Party, I kid you not.

But yes, water for us Mormon Radicals, sir!

Wait, what? Do some Utah Democrats want to ban coffee/alcohol at their party events?

[Zioneer]

It has. I suppose we non-Unionists will be forced to drown our sorrows in drink.

Water for much of the Radical Party, I assume?

There is bitter intraparty fighting over the issue.

That's actually a bitter issue in the real-life Utah Democratic Party, I kid you not.

But yes, water for us Mormon Radicals, sir!

Wait, what? Do some Utah Democrats want to ban coffee/alcohol at their party events?

Well, they don't want to ban it, but the Democrats who are Mormons (more than you'd think) are weirded out by the Utah Dems holding events at bars/restaurants that serve alcoholic beverages/coffee shops, etc. They're especially weirded out by the "Drinking Liberally" events.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

It has. I suppose we non-Unionists will be forced to drown our sorrows in drink.

Water for much of the Radical Party, I assume?

There is bitter intraparty fighting over the issue.

That's actually a bitter issue in the real-life Utah Democratic Party, I kid you not.

But yes, water for us Mormon Radicals, sir!

Wait, what? Do some Utah Democrats want to ban coffee/alcohol at their party events?

Well, they don't want to ban it, but the Democrats who are Mormons (more than you'd think) are weirded out by the Utah Dems holding events at bars/restaurants that serve alcoholic beverages/coffee shops, etc. They're especially weirded out by the "Drinking Liberally" events.

"Drinking Liberally" is a party-sanctioned event? We're missing out in New York.

[Zioneer]

It has. I suppose we non-Unionists will be forced to drown our sorrows in drink.

Water for much of the Radical Party, I assume?

There is bitter intraparty fighting over the issue.

That's actually a bitter issue in the real-life Utah Democratic Party, I kid you not.

But yes, water for us Mormon Radicals, sir!

Wait, what? Do some Utah Democrats want to ban coffee/alcohol at their party events?

Well, they don't want to ban it, but the Democrats who are Mormons (more than you'd think) are weirded out by the Utah Dems holding events at bars/restaurants that serve alcoholic beverages/coffee shops, etc. They're especially weirded out by the "Drinking Liberally" events.

"Drinking Liberally" is a party-sanctioned event? We're missing out in New York.

Yep, it's an event where Dems come to socialize, drink, donate cash to the party, etc. It's very low-level and cheap, nothing like those $5000 dinners. But the idea of going to a bar is weird to many Mormon Dems.