Would Pontius Pilate be a Republican today?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Pilate wasn't "King of Rome". As I recall, he was Prefect of Iudea. In any case, whatever. I might think of a map or Pilate's ideology later.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I thought it was pretty obvious, but yes, this thread is a satire of some comments I've read on and off this board.

It seemed kind of like it was joking, but I couldn't not pass up a chance to criticize something. I mean, really, what would you do if you saw this thread?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

So Pilate's a law-and-order Democrat, sort of a first century Henry M. Jackson?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

No.  Not what I'm saying at all.  I'm saying Pilate was a monster who didn't mind slaughtering Jewish resisters in the province he was governing in broad daylight.  That's why he is not comparable to modern American Republicans.  That was my point.  K?

Sarcasm. (Though I'm more than guilty of taking people's sarcastic posts seriously)

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Anyone who has the nerve to answer in this thread doesn't deserve to be posting here.

I'll make my way toward the exit then.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

This election as 2016:

John the Baptist: Bill Clinton

Mary Magdalene: Bill Clinton

Corrected

Heh, heh, heh...