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Sanchez, whenever you say that you transcended, I assume you mean you smoked weed in a corner or something. Is this true?

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The Phone Call:

“What in the hell are you doing putting those missiles in Cuba!”

“Only in response to your putting missiles in Turkey, Mr. President.”

“Son of a Bitch! If you don’t take those missiles out of Cuba, those missiles won’t be in Turkey anymore, they’ll be in Moscow!”

“Is that a threat Mr. President?”

“Damn it’s no threat, it’s a goddamn promise!”

“Very well then.”

“Very well? Very well what?”

“If that is America’s wish, then I shall only respond in the way America seems to know.”

(Click)

“Goddamn SOB hung up on me!”

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Glorious news!

The horrific Barrycare will thrash Shaheen repeatedly Alex sink style.

Is Barrycare a better candidate than Scott Brown?

A statue of George Washington would be a better candidate than Scott Brown

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FH, but it's not what I like.

Here is what my one of my dream houses would look like,



and the other.

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Who hacked your account?

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Whoever the GOP presidential nominee is in 2016, would it be a mistake not to seriously consider and vet Susana Martinez, Brian Sandoval, and Marco Rubio for the vice presidency due to:
-Their apparent inexperience on the national stage
-Republicans can't seem to get more of the Hispanic vote for some reason
Would it be a mistake to just vet boring , but the safest and most uninspiring guys such as Thune or Portman, etc?

Yeah, that's a real mystery

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She doesn't belong in a poll like this.

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Yes, although the coastal/inland split, with the usual exceptions, would be pronounced.

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No, I don't want a 51st state unless the Dakotas merge, and even then, DC has first dibs in my book.

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This was a year ago, he probably has upped his tone on Russia and Ukraine by now.

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"The Era of lawsuits against the VP"

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Lake County, Florida

1888: >50% Cleveland
1892: >90% Cleveland
1896: >60% Bryan
1900: >70% Bryan
1904: >60% Parker
1908: >50% Bryan
1912: >70% Wilson
1916: >60% Wilson
1920: >50% Cox
1924: >50% Davis
1928: >60% Hoover
1932: >50% Roosevelt
1936: >60% Roosevelt
1940: >60% Roosevelt
1944: >50% Roosevelt
1948: >40% Dewey
1952: >70% Eisenhower
1956: >70% Eisenhower
1960: >60% Nixon
1964: >60% Goldwater
1968: >40% Nixon
1972: >80% Nixon
1976: >50% Ford
1980: >70% Reagan
1984: >70% Reagan
1988: >60% Bush
1992: >40% Bush
1996: >40% Dole
2000: >50% Bush
2004: >60% Bush
2008: >50% McCain
2012: >50% Romney

14 Democratic Votes
18 Republican Votes

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Character Name: Tim "Raj" Scott
Area: Hensley
Political Party:Republican Party
Religion: Hinduism, but not very religious.
Occupation: Doctor at Jameson General
Description: Tim R. Scott is 50% East Indian and 50% white. He is a doctor at Jameson General. He is a relatively affluent person, with a salary of about $250k a year. Dr. Scott is very popular among the citizens of Henlsey, and is known for being a very nice and friendly person. He considers himself to be a moderate conservative, and is very active in local politics. Dr.Scott is also thinking of running for mayor of Hensley. He is married with 3 children.

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1996-2007 Huckabee
2007-2015 Beebe
I will have been alive 18 years in november with only two governors.  Beat that.

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Nathan. Partly to balance the ticket, and partially because it'd be hilarious.

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Oh noes! Something makes fun of my political views 10% of the time! How horrible!

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Bump

Last night I had a crazy dream. I was sitting on a chair in my room in the dream. Suddenly another slightly taller version of me (looked exactly like me, call it a clone if you will) enters the room. He walks up to me, grabs me by the collar and points a knife at me. I tried to scream for help, but I couldn't. I was unable to talk. I tried to get at least a word out of my mouth as hard as I could, but I was unable to. I woke up in my dream, and I was still unable to talk. Suddenly I start levitating off the bed. I tried to pinch myself to see if I was dreaming, and I felt pain. I tried to scream "ow!", but I couldn't. Then I actually woke up in real life, and after like 30 seconds, I was finally able to talk again. I think I was suffering from Sleep Paralysis.

I also had a dream a couple of days ago where this one girl at my school married this one guy at my school, and their honeymoon took place at a gas station.

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Adam, here is the state of Arkansas all done.  (warning: old computers may crash when looking at this full-size):

Full-sized

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Jeb Bush should be the first president to have multiple Vice Presidents (knowing the sheer awesomeness of the one and only Jebbers, I bet he could find a loophole somehow) :

-VP 1: Marco Rubio, in order to appeal to Hispanics
-VP 2: Ben Carson, in order to appeal to African-Americans
-VP 3: Carly Fiorina, in order to appeal to women
-VP 4: Barry Goldwater, in order to appeal to Jews who vote for non-Jews with Jewish-sounding names
-VP 5: John Kasich, in order to appeal to Ohio
-VP 6: Jeb Bush, in order to appeal to Florida
-VP 7: Bob McDonnell, in order to appeal to Virginia
-VP 8: Cory Garnder, in order to appeal to Colorado
-VP 9: Joni Ernst, in order to appeal to Iowa
VP 10: Brian Sandoval, in order to appeal to Nevada
-VP 11: Kelly Ayotte, in order to appeal to New Hampshire
-VPs 12 & 13: The Koch Brothers, in order to appeal to the Koch Brothers
-VP 14: Dave Leip, in order to appeal to the peoples of Atlas Forum
-VP 15: Small children, in order to appeal to Dennis Hastert and Catholic priests
-VP 16: Hillary Clinton, because she deserves it

Give me a second, I'll put this in the Crabcake Bureau...