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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2014, 08:05:13 PM »
Trust me guys
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« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2014, 08:38:21 PM »
, I'm a Kenyan.
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« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2014, 09:59:59 PM »
who I voted
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« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2014, 10:04:06 PM »
for twice. In
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2014, 10:06:14 PM »
to vote for
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« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2014, 10:09:52 PM »
This letter sucks.
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« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2014, 10:27:40 PM »
This is stupid
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« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2014, 11:24:45 PM »
, but I'm optimistic.
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« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2014, 12:21:22 AM »
you will hire
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« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2014, 12:26:57 AM »
a good Christian
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« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2014, 12:49:30 AM »
who honors his
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« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2014, 01:05:24 AM »
momentary, brief relaxations
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« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2014, 01:38:35 AM »
This is crazy
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« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2014, 01:39:33 AM »
Here's my resume
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« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2014, 01:40:23 AM »
Call me, maybe
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« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2014, 01:50:51 AM »
Here's what we have so far:

"Dear prospective employer,

Take your pants.  Don't hire me.  I'm not well.

Best regards,
Bushie

Just joking, actually.  You can't tell me I'm not doing the right thing.  Where was I?  I sponsor children and love on...I love Jesus.  I was trained, love on kids.  4 hour naps.  As you see, three weeks cleanup.  fart purple cheese, Russ Powers Oklahoma and bryan kropfinger will be there, end of letter.

I'm not opebo, who admired laziness.  These GUARANTEED FACTS stole from parents.  Trust me guys, I'm a Kenyan.  Like Barack Obama, who I voted for twice.  In fact I hesitated to vote for the uppity negroe....This is stupid, but I'm optimistic you will hire a good Christian who honors his momentary, brief relaxations.

This is crazy.  Here's my resume.  Call me, maybe."

I think it reads better than his actual cover letter.
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« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2014, 03:36:51 AM »
I am slightly ashamed for having laughed so hard at this.
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« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2014, 03:42:44 AM »
Quote from: Tik, turn off your phone on March 17, 2014, 03:36:51 AM
I am slightly ashamed for having laughed so hard at this.

Ditto. Goldmined.
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« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2014, 03:47:54 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on March 17, 2014, 01:50:51 AM
Here's what we have so far:

"Dear prospective employer,

Take your pants.  Don't hire me.  I'm not well.

Best regards,
Bushie

Just joking, actually.  You can't tell me I'm not doing the right thing.  Where was I?  I sponsor children and love on...I love Jesus.  I was trained, love on kids.  4 hour naps.  As you see, three weeks cleanup.  fart purple cheese, Russ Powers Oklahoma and bryan kropfinger will be there, end of letter.

I'm not opebo, who admired laziness.  These GUARANTEED FACTS stole from parents.  Trust me guys, I'm a Kenyan.  Like Barack Obama, who I voted for twice.  In fact I hesitated to vote for the uppity negroe....This is stupid, but I'm optimistic you will hire a good Christian who honors his momentary, brief relaxations.

This is crazy.  Here's my resume.  Call me, maybe."

I think it reads better than his actual cover letter.


so basically the terrifying lovechild of t_host and bushie
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« Reply #44 on: March 17, 2014, 07:24:07 AM »
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