Obama gets John Keeler'd 24 style

[TX Conservative Dem]

2008: U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) wins the presidency by a small margin of just 7 percentage points: 53% to 46% over fellow U.S. Senator John McCain (R-Arizona).

Blagojevich still gets impeached and removed from the Illinois governorship.

2009: President Obama pushes Immigration Reform as his #1 priority and faces opposition from many Republicans including several Blue Dog Democrats. Immigration Reform passes both chambers of Congress.

May 6, 2010: Air Force One shot down by Russian air missiles , killing Obama and several others. AF1 crashes in Acapulco, Mexico. VP Biden gets sworn into office.

Funeral services for Obama are held at the Washington Cathedral on May 12, 2010, with former Presidents Bush 43, Clinton, Bush 41 and Carter present. He is later buried with 21-gun salute at the George Washington Memory Gardens Cemetery in Homewood, Illinois on that late afternoon of May 12th.

Summer 2010: President Biden announcing he's cutting off all diplomatic relations with Russia due to Putin's involvement in Obama's assassination. The United Nations then votes to approve crippling economic sanctions against the Russians, which Putin laughingly ignores.

Venezuela, Iran and Syria hijack Mexican government and oust Calderon from office, putting Enrique Pena Nieto as Mexico's president, who then proceeds to abolish term limits on the presidency.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R), Texas Governor Rick Perry (R) and other border state governors demand secured borders as a result of what's occurred in Mexico. Biden administration agrees to have both Mexican and Canadian borders secured.

September 2010: Biden names Secretary of State Hilary Clinton as VP.

November 2010: Republicans win back the House, picking up over 40+ seats and 6 seats in the Senate, but Democrats hold the Senate.

Perry destroys White in TX governor's race by margin: 61% to 36% carrying 228 out of 254 counties. He also wins 38% of Latinos and 17% of African Americans.

Jerry Brown wins back the California governorship to a historic 3rd term.

Spring 2011: Biden snubs Bill Clinton from being named U.S. Ambassador to the UN, which Hilary decided to pull a Francis Underwood and plot revenge.

April 16, 2011: President Biden clashes with Senate Republicans, who block his Education Reform legislation. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) continues to block Biden's reforms in fixing the school choice plan, which VP Hilary happily helps the Senate Republicans in blocking that too in secret deal.

May 2011: Bin Laden killed.

August 2011: Texas Governor Rick Perry announcing his campaign for the 2012 presidential election, criticizing President Biden for weakness in foreign policy. His poll numbers skyrocket throughout the entire year.

September 16, 2011: major scandal blows up in the Biden administration, which House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) calls for impeachment, which the GOP House holds hearings over Liberty Savings and Loan Scandal, involving several members of Biden's administration.

Two weeks later, tape recordings reveal Biden knew about the payoffs to campaign contributors, then the House quickly votes to impeach Biden on October 1, 2011. The Democratic Senate then holds an impeachment trial.

October 5, 2011: sensing almost conviction and removal from office by the Senate, Biden announces his resignation on national TV from the White House inside the East Room. Biden and his wife, Jill, then board Marine One and fly back to Delaware to begin their lives as private citizens.

Hilary Clinton is sworn in as the 46th President of the United States by Chief Justice John Roberts. 21-gun salute occurs by the U.S. Military District of Washington D.C., then President Clinton delivered her inaugural address.

Several hours later, Hilary walks in the Oval Office alone and triumphantly knocks on the desk twice (see Francis Underwood of House of Cards ). It's later revealed that she was involved in Obama's assassination.

December 2011: Hilary announced her bid for a full term in office. On the GOP side, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney regains momentum from Perry in the fight for the GOP nomination.

Spring 2012: Perry wins Iowa and South Carolina primaries.

May 2012: After a dragged out slugfest, Perry drops out of the presidential race, therefore making Romney the GOP nominee. Romney announced he's picking Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell (R) as his VP.

Scandals surround Hilary's administration in which former Defense Secretary Bob Gates tells everyone about Hilary's involvement in Obama's assassination and trashes her as incompetent. President Clinton then accuses Gates of being bitter over being forced out of the Pentagon.

The economy continues to tank badly, unemployment rises to 10%. Romney leads in major public opinion polls from 2 to 12 points.

Hilary accepts Democratic nomination in Chatlotte, NC, and selects Arkansas Governor Mike Bebee as VP.

Romney then trounces Hilary in all 3 debates by accusing her of failing to provide security for the U.S. Ambassador to Libya in Benghazi, where  4 Americans were killed. Romney also brings up why Hilary's administration failed to act when the U.S. Embassy in Argentina gets ransacked and several US citizens get injured badly.

November 2012: Romney wins the presidency by a margin of 55%-43% and picked up Indiana, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Mexico, Nevada, etc., but Democrats keep the Senate by picking up Senate seats in Indiana and Maine.

January 21, 2013:Romney officially sworn in as 47th President and pledges to restore economic development in the United States. His administration had several accomplishments such as ethics reform, approved ballistic missiles with Poland. He also managed to allow the States in deciding how health care initiatives should be resolved.

April 7, 2013: Romney injured during assassination attempt in Phoenix, Arizona. During a press conference at the National Governors Association, Romney suffers a cerebal hemorrhage and collapsed on live TV.

VP McDonnell assumes the presidency upon Romney's death two weeks later. The nation is shell shocked again.

McDonnell serves out Romney's term but loses the 2016 election to Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper.

[emcee0]

Wow that's crazy, love the HOC influence. Keep this going, I want to some more in depth details on what happened here.

[Consciously Unconscious]

Wow.  You just covered from the 44th President to the 49th president fairly quickly.  It's interesting though, please continue. 

[TX Conservative Dem]

January 20, 2017: Hickenlooper greeted coldly by outgoing President McDonnell due to the Hickenlooper campaign bringing up gift paying scandal when McDonnell was VA Governor.

After Hickenlooper takes the oath of office, 21-gun salute occurs as former President and Mrs. McDonnell exit the inaugural ceremony and boards Marine One, which flies the McDonnell's back to Virginia. Ten days later, McDonnell and his wife, Maureen are indicted by the Feds.

January 30, 2017: Hickenlooper then finds out that before McDonnell left office, he issued controversial pardons including one to former President Hilary Clinton, which royally pissed off many including Obama's best friend, Deval Patrick, now US Attorney General.

May 2017: President Hickenlooper achieved several accomplishments in office: balanced federal budget by cutting unnecessary welfare programs, energy greenmap initiative. He also successful improved diplomatic relations with Argentina, Uruguay, and other Latin American countries.

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) blocks Hickenlooper's choice to be U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, U.S. Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA). The hold on Richmond's nomination lasts over six months until Hickenlooper threatens to send federal troops to Texas and launch holy hellob the entire state of Texas. Richmond is confirmed as HUD Secretary.

July 2017: major scandal in Texas explodes , which implicates several members of Texas Governor Greg Abbott (R)'s administration, half of them indicted. Abbott announces he will not seek reelection for the 2018 elections, which opens the door for a comeback by former Governor Rick Perry (R) to reclaim the governorship after many Texans get mad at Abbott for running the state into the ground.

A recall election against Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick (R) is successful, he's replaced by Land Commissioner George P. Bush (R), who announces his bid for a full four-year term as Lieutenant Governor in 2018.

November 2017: LG Kim Diaguardia (forgot her last name) holds the New Jersey governorship for the GOP.

Virginia: former VA LG Bill Bolling (R) wins back the governorship for Republicans, succeeding outgoing Terry McAuliffe (D). LG Ralph Northam (D) easily wins reelection with 60% and State AG Mark Herring is also reelected, getting 56%.

December 2017: former Houston Mayor Annise Parker (D) announces her candidacy for the United States Senate against Cruz.

April 2018: Putin starts sh**t again by going after Brazil and killing Brazilian President Dilma Rouseff (apparently he got away with Obama's assassination). He also sends Russian Navy to instigate protests in  England  against UK PM David Cameron, who publicly accused Putin of killing Obama and Rouseff, also ends up getting murdered during a speech to college graduates at Stanford University.

UK retaliates by cutting off diplomatic relations with Russia.

Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia starts investigating these murders and informs President Hickenlooper about his findings during a meeting at the White House with law enforcement agencies. Hickenlooper pulls an Allison Taylor and tells Garcia to back off or else, he'll make him very sorry. Turns out Hickenlooper was aware of what Putin was doing and refused to act. Then, Garcia returns to Houston and finds his office has been bugged by both US and Russian intelligence agencies.

May 2018: Chilean President Sebastian Pena (who succeeded Bachelet as President earlier in March 2018) exposes Hickenlooper's cover up and Putin's involvement in the Obama, Rouseff and Cameron assassinations.

Former President Hilary Clinton, horrified that Pena exposed her involvement in covering up the Rouseff and Cameron deaths, knows law enforcement is coming to arrest her again. She kills her former chief of staff and later unsuccessfully commits suicide. She suffers permanent brain damage and never wakes up again.


Sensing Republicans (who won back the Senate in 2014) smelled blood in the water, Hickenlooper calls Sheriff Garcia to apologize for everything that happened. Hickenlooper then announces at the UN in NYC, New York State that he will resign from the presidency effective May 24, 2018. US Attorney General Deval Patrick has Hickenlooper arrested.

VP Eric Garcetti is sworn in as the 50th President later that night inside the Oval Office.

President Garcetti orders Putin to be arrested by sending troops to Moscow, they ransack the presidential palace and find lots of jewelry, costly suits, luxury stuff. Putin is captured by Brazilian authorities (who are PISSED OFF) and want vengeance for Rouseff. Garcetti and Canadian PM Stephen Harper have Putin sent to the Hague to face numerous war crimes and state sponsored terrorism.

Putin is sentenced to 500 years in prison.

November 2018:Perry easily wins a historic 4th term, defeating former SA Mayor Julian Castro by a margin of 55% to 42%-carrying 226 out of 254 counties; Perry also wins 35% of Latinos including 22% of African Americans and running up the score getting 68% of Anglos, as he moves back into the Texas Governor's Mansion. His 5th inauguration occurs on January 15, 2019 and serves until January 17, 2023: finishing with 18 years of service, stating the 2018 campaign was his LAST.

California: State AG Kamala Harris (D) succeeding outgoing 4-term Governor Jerry Brown (D), making Harris the first female and first African American Governor of the Golden State.

LG Gavin Newsom elected to the United States Senate.

Maryland: Governor Anthony G. Brown (D) reelected with 64%.

[TX Conservative Dem]

The Presidency of Eric Garcetti :

December 4, 2018: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) dies of cancer at his Lexington home, surrounded by his family. Funeral services are held at the University of Louisville campus, attended by Governor Jack Conway (D), U.S. Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) , several members of the Kentucky congressional delegation and Senate colleagues on December 10, 2018.

He is later buried at the McConnell Ranch outside of Louisville.

December 17, 2018: former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley (D) confirmed by the Senate as the new VP.

U.S. Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) and wife, Paula Patton, announcing she's pregnant with twins.

January 2019: Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano (D) sworn into her 3rd nonconsecutive term. She pledges to cleanup the mess by both Brewer and Bennett.

Garcetti delivers his first State of the Union address , discussing his plans to reform the tax code, stop strict Voter ID Laws to which Senator Cruz yells "You're a Liar". Garcetti also called for closed loopholes in IRS schemes as which occurred in Hilary Clinton's administration. He also pushes for balanced budget with balancing cuts in domestic programs and some of national defense spending.

March 2019: Senator Cruz during a town hall meeting in Lubbock, announces his candidacy for the Presidency in the 2020 elections. He calls himself the candidate for"States' Rights". His platform includes congressional term limits with two four-year terms in both houses of Congress.

April 2019: Former U.S. Senator Mark Pryor (D-AR) announcing he's challenging Garcetti for the Democratic primary nomination in the 2020 election. Garcetti ignores these developments for the time being while focusing on doing his job as President.

Garcetti manages to get peace settlement between Israel and Palestine, with the Isareli troops still occupying parts of Palestine and U.S. intelligence agencies stationed in the Middle East.

June 2019: Florida Governor Charlie Crist (D) interviewed by Fox News, denies he's running for President. Explains he's busy in his 3rd term as governor.

July 16, 2019: former President Bill Clinton dies of a massive heart attack at his vacation home in Santa Fe, New Mexico, while having hardcore sex with Vanessa Hudgens. Both completely naked, she struggles to get out underneath him which lasts half an hour. She calls close friends, Monique Coleman and Ashley Tisdale, whom both clean up evidence and call 911.

Clinton dies on the way to the hospital. It's revealed Hudgens is pregnant with twin girls. Clinton's family is not too surprised about how he died: his daughter, Chelsea (now a U.S. Senator from NY St) says her father just "wanted to be loved."

July 19-21, 2019: viewing of Clinton's open casket at the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock, Arkansas takes place. Governor Asa Hutchinson (R) delivers a moving eulogy and U.S. Senator Rodney Slater (D-AR) also delivered remarks.

July 21: Clinton's flag draped casket is flown on AF1 to Andrews AFB for funeral procession in Washington, DC.

Body lies in state at the Nation's Capitol from July 21-23, 2019. Funeral service is held on July 23, 2019 at the National Cathedral where President Garcetti discussed Clinton's achievements as President and humanitarian efforts after leaving office. Following funeral services, the processions heads towards Andrews AFB again. AF1 flies the Clinton family and others back to Little Rock, AR., where he was buried at the Clinton Presidential Library courtyard with full military honors.

September 9, 2019: U.S. Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), the Senate Majority Leader, announcing he's NOT seeking reelection to 4th term in 2020.

Six days later, Lieutenant Governor George P. Bush (R) announced his intention to run for the Senate seat, making the announcement in Fort Worth.

October 3, 2019: Fort Worth Mayor Wendy Davis (D), fresh off her reelection victory in winning a 3rd two-year term, announced her intentions to run for the U.S. Senate seat. Dallas Mayor Craig Hawkins (D) says he won't run for the Senate.

Mexican President Angelica Rivera de Pena signs NAFTA bilateral trade agreement with Canadian PM Harper and President Garcetti.

Mitch Landrieu (D) defeats embattled Louisiana Governor David Vitter (R), 56% to 43% in the runoff for the governorship. U.S. Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA), is there to celebrate with making sarcastic remarks about Vitter's downfall.

November 2019: Conway reelected KY governor and Jim Hood (D) elected to the Mississippi governorship.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

lol

[TX Conservative Dem]

U.S. Senator Bobby Jindal (R-LA) announcing he's running for President as well.

2020 campaign:
Cruz wins the GOP nomination and selects U.S. Senator Mark Kirk (R-Illinois) as VP.

Debates between Cruz and Garcetti get very NASTY and bitter. Garcetti punches Cruz in the face after Cruz said that Garcetti doesn't know how small businesses work in thriving conservative states.

Poll numbers showing Cruz leading by double digits: 56%-33%.

November 2020: Cruz elected 51st President with 57.25% of the nationwide vote, winning 35 out of 50 states.

January 20, 2021: Cruz inaugurated, wearing traditional attire (see Reagan inaugural 1981). Garcetti and his family leave the ceremony as the 21-gun salute starts for Cruz. The Garcetti's board on Marine One, which flew them to Andrews AFB and later flew on AF1 back to California, which arrived at Point Mugu later that afternoon.

[TX Conservative Dem]

The Cruz administration:
President: Ted Cruz (2021-2029)
VP: Mark Kirk (2021-2029)
Secretary of State: Marco Rubio (2021-2025); Dan Boren (2025-2029)
Secretary of the Treasury: Glenn Hegar (2021-2029)
Attorney General: Pam Bondi (2021-2022); Ken Cuccinelli (2022-2029)
Secretary of the Interior: Ken Bennett (2021-2029)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Chris Christie (2021-2026); David Vitter (2026-2029)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Sam Brownback (2021-2029)
Secretary of Transportation: Michael Steele (2021-2022); Heather Wilson (2022-2029)
Secretary of Defense: Tom Cotton (2021-2029)
Secretary of Agriculture: Adam Putnam

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

This is so beautiful.

[Morning in Atlas]

I would love to go out like that. Just saying.

[TX Conservative Dem]

President Cruz slashes over 80% of domestic programs including abolishing welfare, forcing millions of people to leave the welfare rolls. He also guts federal funding to HBCU's, even having his Justice Department investigate Grambling State University for NCAA violations. He also severely guts funds for Johnson Space Center: forcing employees there to be out of work.

Cruz also pursues a national Voter ID law to prevent massive voter fraud (due to the 2008 election), the Republican-controlled House and Senate both pass the legislation easily and Cruz signed it into law. He later forces colleges and universities to severely panelize college basketball players from leaving school early in going to the NBA. The rule implemented has the kids staying at school for 4 years including redshirt.

His administration successfully pursue a nationwide constitutional amendment to be passed by voters in the 2022 elections, which forever abolished affirmative action. It passes overwhelmingly .

The NAACP criticized the Cruz administration's actions, but he responds by calling them a terrorist organization and orders the FBI and law enforcement agencies to shut down the NAACP and orders all 50 states to either ban the organization or face consequences from the White House.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

lol

[Enderman]

TX, Conservative Dem, are you sure you're really a Democrat, or are you Texas's new Zell Miller?

[Potatoe]

lol

[TX Conservative Dem]

2024 presidential campaign:
Cruz announces his reelection bid

The Democrats rally behind U.S. Senator Cory Booker(D-NJ) , who declared his campaign for the presidency. Head to head polls show a deadheat.

U.S. Senator Sean Parnell (R-AK) and NY St Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) run as 3rd party candidates. In the November general election, Cruz wins reelection with 39%, Booker gets 29% , Parnell with 18% and Cuomo getting 11%. Meaning 61% of Americans voted against Cruz.

Democrats take back the Senate, ending 10 years of GOP control. However, the House stays Republican.

[TX Conservative Dem]

Cruz's second term begins January 20, 2025 and he continued to cut more domestic programs throughout the new term. He also escalated the heated issue of immigration by sending troops to physically remove millions of illegal immigrants and their families by having all of them deported from the U.S.

Protestors outside the White House call Cruz stupid and refer him to Mussolini as a rightwing fascist, President Cruz retaliates by ordering soldiers to shoot and kill the protestors on live national television.

[Potatoe]

lol

[badgate]

Cruz's second term begins January 20, 2025 and he continued to cut more domestic programs throughout the new term. He also escalated the heated issue of immigration by sending troops to physically remove millions of illegal immigrants and their families by having all of them deported from the U.S.

Protestors outside the White House call Cruz stupid and refer him to Mussolini as a rightwing fascist, President Cruz retaliates by ordering soldiers to shoot and kill the protestors on live national television.

This is about what I'd expected.

[TX Conservative Dem]

Democrats in the Senate block several of Cruz's judicial nominees, keeping holds on the nominations for over 2 1/2 years.

Garcetti decides to seek the presidency again in 2028 on the Democratic side.

U.S. Senator T.W. Shannon (R-OK) announcing his candidacy for the presidency and Illinois Governor Aaron Schock (R) also announced his candidacy for the White House as well.

[TX Conservative Dem]

The campaign of 2028 begins between Garcetti and Shannon.

Garcetti brings up his military service in the Navy and also slammed Shannon for not serving in the military, running TV Ads mocking Shannon.