Gabu Ad #3: This does not make sense

[Gabu]

Ladies and gentlemen of District 5, I have something I need to tell you.  You see, as you all know, DanielX is running against me in the April Senate race.  Now he is a worthy competitor, for sure.  But there is something that you need to consider.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca:



Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor:



Now, think about that: that does not make sense!  Why would a Wookiee, an eight foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks?  That does not make sense!

Now, what does this have to do with this Senate race?  Nothing.  This has absolutely nothing to do with this Senate race.  Ladies and gentlemen, that does not make sense!  As this does not make sense, you must vote for Gabu when you go to the voting booth.

Thank you.

Remember: on April 22, the stakes are too high for you to stay home.

Paid for by Gabu for District 5, Inc.

[DanielX]

Vote DanielX, becuase Gabu's ads make no sense!

[Joe Republic]

Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!

*Hughento's head explodes*

[CheeseWhiz]

Um, Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor.

[John Dibble]

Um, Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor.

Ditto. He only went there on a mission.

[Joe Republic]

Um, Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor.

Ditto. He only went there on a mission.

I know that too, as I'm sure Gabu does as well.  This ad was a (paraphrased) quote from an episode of South Park.  They made the mistake.

[John Dibble]

Um, Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor.

Ditto. He only went there on a mission.

I know that too, as I'm sure Gabu does as well.  This ad was a (paraphrased) quote from an episode of South Park.  They made the mistake.

I know that. But if Gabu does know as well, then he's intentionally using false information to confuse the voters!

[Joe Republic]

Um, Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor.

Ditto. He only went there on a mission.

I know that too, as I'm sure Gabu does as well.  This ad was a (paraphrased) quote from an episode of South Park.  They made the mistake.

I know that. But if Gabu does know as well, then he's intentionally using false information to confuse the voters!

Hmmmm, also true.  Like I said in the other ad thread, GABU IS A FRAUD.

j/k

[Colin]

On behalf of Johnny Cochran I am here to inform you that you are being sued for plagiarism. Mr. Cochran doesn't take kindly to other people using his famous Chewbacca defence.