What should I have for dinner?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Asking for advice here is the dumbest thing anyone can do, you realize that, Simi? 

Pad Thai.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Pad Thai.

Interestingly, we are wondering about dinner as well.  We don't often go out to eat, but tonight we are considering doing so as well.  We have eaten at five of the seven Vietnamese restaurants in Lancaster, both Indian places, all three Thai places, and about a zillion Chinese places.  (Yes, we eat Asian food often, but we also eat European White Trash food as well.  For example, Old Country Buffet does a FreeKids! night every Thursday, but today is Wednesday.)  As it turns out, there's a new "pan-Asian fusion" place just about a 500-meter walk from my crib, and I'm voting for that one.  Their on-line menu features pad thai, actually.  I'll go for their rare fish, though.  I started drinking early today, and have had about six cocktails with tequila blanco, cointreau, and lime juice since I started posting.  Luckily, the place we're going is within walking distance.

Among the choices you mention, I'd go with Pad Thai.  I'll give the snails an honorable mention, and in fact if I hadn't already had about a half a liter of tequila in my tummy, I might even vote for that one, or even the TexMex cheesy one.  As it is, however, I say Pad Thai.

God damnit, angus, you're gonna puke if you put pad thai in your tequila filled gut.   RIP, brother, RIP.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Tonight it's rib eye, rare.  Martinis first though. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Tonight it's rib eye, rare.  Martinis first though. 

Oh stop it.

Apparently it is "Macaron Day". I plan to take advantage of this.

Ha ha, a perfect desert with a glass of port that i'll be having after my disgustingly large and rare ribeye. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It was my Portuguese friend's birthday yesterday, I feel I should have gotten him some port. A bit cliched, but whatever. Of course there would have been a few... logistical problems.

Too young? Portugese ports are awesome.  That reminds me, when Mrs. Grumps is out of town next week there is this Portugese restaurant I love but she doesn't like.  Mess call there for sure!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]