Update Season XIV: The new chapter

[Eraserhead]

He still hasn't received his certificate.

Place your bets here.

Note from Inks:
I'm merging this into the Update thread.

Here were the poll results, since I'm not going to keep those after the merge:

Did Bushie actually graduate from CADD school?
Yes       -5 (8.9%)
No       -51 (91.1%)
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Total Voters: 56

[windjammer]

No, an another lie I guess.

[Lief 🗽]

Unfortunately it's looking less and less likely by the day.

[Eraserhead]

Hopefully he'll call Russ Powers or Bryan Kropfinger soon and get this whole thing sorted out.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I think he thinks he has.

[morgieb]

Has Bushie ever done anything right?

[Eraserhead]

Uh-oh. Not even a close poll.

I think he thinks he has.

Me too. Me too.

[Simfan34]

Has Bushie ever done anything right?

No.

[Eraserhead]

This looks like it'll be one of the most lopsided polls in forum history.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Unfortunately it's looking less and less likely by the day.

And I true concerns as well.

[WalterMitty]

obviously something happened.

bushie must have left in a huff.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I wonder if his prospective employers are being told yes or no when they call to verify  his credentials?

[WalterMitty]

that final project seems to have scared bushie off.

we will learn the real story soon enough.

[King]

The story arc is pretty obvious here:

1. Bushie hated school, but was keeping at it (in the loosest sense) so he could apply for CAD jobs after he graduated.
2. We started telling him to apply before he graduated so he would have something lined up.
3. The idea that you didn't need to finish before you started applying was unknown to Bushie.
4. Bushie, being a chronic schemer, decided to stop school and start applying.
5. Bushie's hope is that he gets a job on his own and by the time the employer finds out he never finished, the employer will be happy enough with Bushie's work to not care.

Disastrous, reckless, stupid, lazy. Another beautiful Update plot.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Was Nelson Mandela white?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uij59uy_ncw

Yes.  Quagmire might as well have said, "stay tuned for an all new Update".

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He basically just confirmed it with the "its not the certificate that matters" talk.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No. He lied to us and his all believing FB friends.

[Simfan34]

RIP CADD!

[Torie]

Oh sh*t!  Jeff, why oh why? What's the point?  

[dead0man]

I don't read these threads very often (for the same reason I don't watch Judge Judy) but I thought you guys were trying to convince each other awhile back that you were helping and not mocking?  How do you spin it for yourselves that threads like this help?

One person in this thread seems to care, the rest of you are here to pat each other on the back and point and laugh.  It's ********** disgusting.

[tik 🪀✨]

I don't read these threads very often (for the same reason I don't watch Judge Judy) but I thought you guys were trying to convince each other awhile back that you were helping and not mocking?  How do you spin it for yourselves that threads like this help?

One person in this thread seems to care, the rest of you are here to pat each other on the back and point and laugh.  It's ***** disgusting.

\o/

[Eraserhead]

He plans on watching 12 hours of baseball on television but says that's he's going to try not to nap. He also says that he might walk but that it depends on an oil change(?).

If you think he's going to walk or nap, try to predict how long these events will last for bonus points!

Note from Inks:
I'm merging this in with the Update.  Here are the poll results, since they won't be transfered over:

Question:    Will Bushie walk/nap on 3/31/14?
Yes/Yes       -2 (8.3%)
Yes/No       -0 (0%)
No/Yes       -21 (87.5%)
No/No       -1 (4.2%)

Total Voters: 24

[Lief 🗽]

I just don't see how he's gonna manage to watch 12 straight hours of baseball without falling asleep at some point.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I find it pretty hilarious how Bushie is using an OIL CHANGE as an excuse for not walking or calling his school for the entire day.