Update Season XIV: The new chapter

[Lief 🗽]

I'm gonna say either in a week or after Joshgreen gets banned, whatever comes first.

What a tremendous season finale that was though.

Update occasionally reaches The Wire/Breaking Bad/True Detective levels of quality and that was one of such moments.

Yup. I was at the edge of my seat. Really, really gripping stuff.

[Eraserhead]

Well, he says he walked.

I don't know if he commented on whether he took a nap or not yet though.

[King]

I want to know more about this whole Allison controlling Bushie's relaxation schedule subplot developing.

Perhaps Update will go the Archer: Vice route and we'll have a reboot S&M season after Bushie ends up only being able to get a CAD job at a sex toy manufacturing plant.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Clearly I'm the problem, though.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Clearly I'm the problem, though.

How is that a problem?

[Lief 🗽]

Clearly I'm the problem, though.

Yes. If you don't like a thread, don't read it. I don't read a majority of threads on this forum because they're not interesting to me. Shouldn't be that difficult for you to do the same.

[Eraserhead]

Not to mention that an Update sub-forum has been proposed many times by Update readers.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Clearly I'm the problem, though.

Yes. If you don't like a thread, don't read it. I don't read a majority of threads on this forum because they're not interesting to me. Shouldn't be that difficult for you to do the same.

I don't like the Update.  I don't like Bushie.  I try to ignore them both.  That's a bit hard to do when an entire board is flooded by his creepy, undeserved fanbase.

[King]

Also, I'm leaning towards Joshgreen being Jamespol.

[Joshgreen]

Hopefully once he gets some self-respect.

[WalterMitty]

Texas indy is now married!

[Eraserhead]

Also, I'm leaning towards Joshgreen being Jamespol.

Well, Joshgreen matches his level of abrasiveness but his writing style is very different (ie he can actually string rational looking sentences together).

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Jeff, open that thread back up! I've got stuff to add! And since my memory is an absolute piece of s[hit], I won't remember my pearls of wisdom in 15 minutes.

Can you PM them to me?

Jeff, if you're going to turn this thread into another Update, I'm going to unlock the thread and merge all this stuff together.  If you don't want Update open, that's fine, but if you're gonna start some pseudo-Update, then it all gets merged.

[Franzl]

Within the next 24 hours.

[WalterMitty]

josh green is more entertaining than inks, although he shouldnt be threatening to taint his name through the plains.

[King]

Also, I'm leaning towards Joshgreen being Jamespol.

Well, Joshgreen matches his level of abrasiveness but his writing style is very different (ie he can actually string rational looking sentences together).

I'd like to believe Jamespol's competent enough to string together sentences, but chooses not to because he gets a kick out of getting banned.

Aizen is also a possibility.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Yeah he communicates fine on IM.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

[Eraserhead]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Jeff posted it. I just reposted it.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Jeff posted it. I just reposted it.

Hence the reason I didn't infract you.  I just posted that so that it didn't get reposted.

[King]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Yo, Robocop, can we get an IP location on Josh or is that out of your jurisdiction?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Yo, Robocop, can we get an IP location on Josh or is that out of your jurisdiction?

Already done.  Pretty much useless.

[Eraserhead]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Yo, Robocop, can we get an IP location on Josh or is that out of your jurisdiction?

Already done.  Pretty much useless.

How's that?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Yo, Robocop, can we get an IP location on Josh or is that out of your jurisdiction?

Already done.  Pretty much useless.

How's that?

I'd rather not say publicly, so that we don't give the socks more ideas on how to avoid being found out.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'll admit I really overreacted to Josh's antics.  I just did what I should have done at the very beginning - put him on ignore.  That said, the Update will remain closed for a while.  My nerves were frayed after being grilled relentlessly all afternoon for enjoying a day of baseball that I just overreacted.