Update Season XIV: The new chapter

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He still hasn't received his certificate.

Place your bets here.

Note from Inks:
I'm merging this into the Update thread.

Here were the poll results, since I'm not going to keep those after the merge:

Did Bushie actually graduate from CADD school?
Yes       -5 (8.9%)
No       -51 (91.1%)
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Total Voters: 56

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Hopefully he'll call Russ Powers or Bryan Kropfinger soon and get this whole thing sorted out.

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Uh-oh. Not even a close poll.

I think he thinks he has.

Me too. Me too.

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This looks like it'll be one of the most lopsided polls in forum history.

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He plans on watching 12 hours of baseball on television but says that's he's going to try not to nap. He also says that he might walk but that it depends on an oil change(?).

If you think he's going to walk or nap, try to predict how long these events will last for bonus points!

Note from Inks:
I'm merging this in with the Update.  Here are the poll results, since they won't be transfered over:

Question:    Will Bushie walk/nap on 3/31/14?
Yes/Yes       -2 (8.3%)
Yes/No       -0 (0%)
No/Yes       -21 (87.5%)
No/No       -1 (4.2%)

Total Voters: 24

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That had to be the most high impact Update debut since RickRoll. Wow.

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I'm really starting to believe Josh is Russ Powers (Oklahoma) in disguise.

He did start posting right around when Russ Powers mania was reaching its peak...

Mind. Blown.

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I dont think josh is russ powers of metrotech in oklahoma.

josh's first post on atlas was about 'uncle tim' scott.

Bushie did previously confirm that Russ is a Republican.

What if Josh is Bryan Kropfinger?

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I'm gonna say either in a week or after Joshgreen gets banned, whatever comes first.

What a tremendous season finale that was though.

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Well, he says he walked.

I don't know if he commented on whether he took a nap or not yet though.

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Not to mention that an Update sub-forum has been proposed many times by Update readers.

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Also, I'm leaning towards Joshgreen being Jamespol.

Well, Joshgreen matches his level of abrasiveness but his writing style is very different (ie he can actually string rational looking sentences together).

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I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Jeff posted it. I just reposted it.

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I realize that Joshgreen is a troll, but don't post PMs.

Yo, Robocop, can we get an IP location on Josh or is that out of your jurisdiction?

Already done.  Pretty much useless.

How's that?

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Wow, this is some heavy stuff.

While I won't repost what Bushie posted I'd advise any interested parties to check out The Atlas board in the Questions and Answers section.

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I'll admit I really overreacted to Josh's antics.  I just did what I should have done at the very beginning - put him on ignore.  That said, the Update will remain closed for a while.  My nerves were frayed after being grilled relentlessly all afternoon for enjoying a day of baseball that I just overreacted.

It's okay, Jeff. Will you reopen that thread or start a new season when it's time?

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Jeff, you can reopen the Update now. The scary man is gone.

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The good news is Bushie is on track to receive his certificate, I know this for a fact.

How's that?

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I have it on good authority- the best, in fact- that he has.

Care to elaborate?

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Did Simfan talk to Russ Powers?

I could definitely see that kid being the one who finally emails him...

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Safe to say this is a pretty confusing thread at this point.