Explain the previous poster's user name.

[Morning in Atlas]

Tom Daschle, 2004.

[⛄]

Maybe a tribute to the Boston Red Sox?

[Fed. Pac. Chairman Devin]

Misspelled excelsior?

[Maxwell]

Devin, the Federalist Party Regional Chairman for the Pacific.

[Miles]

Short for Maxwell. I don't follow Atlasia much, but I'm assuming he was elected Attorney General.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

It's his middle name, but also what he goes by.

[SWE]

He likes Oldies music and is a freak

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

He clearly exists.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Is also the name of his brother's friend.

[Badger]

Ummm.....er...I.....don't have even a half-assed guess.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

He is actually a small burrowing carnivorous mammal.  How such an animal has managed to use a computer, and more impressively practice law, is unknown.

[tik 🪀✨]

I'm having a difficult time even breaking this username down into its base components in order to properly string them together. For instance, I have no idea what LWC means, so I will make up a definition: Lily White Cock. The period preceding this could be interpreted as "Inks.LWC" being a file with the filetype Lily White Cock. What program uses this filetype? Probably some of rooster database program popular with farmhands in the Upper Peninsula.. oh look, alright, this is hard. I have no idea. Don't even know how to relate any of it to "Assemblyman" or "Queen Mum" without all kinds of delicate gender balancing acts.

To summarize, this person is a farmhand with gender dysphoria.

[Goldwater]

He's a small, bloodsucking parasite with poor spelling who has baked me some cookie. Also, he has probably drugged the cookies.

[H. Ross Peron]

His favourite Senator

[Napoleon]

Reflects his heritage (display name reflects his politics)

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

has a complex

[Flake]

He is a Person.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Short for Flo Rida.

[LeBron]

Yay! I get the easy one.

Scott is his name and he's the Federalist Speaker of the Imperial Dominion of the South's (IDS) Legislature in Atlasia. The Speaker used to be SJoyce, but I guess he was term-limited or something.

[Ban my account ffs!]

adamobawesomebiberg is something to do with Obama and Biden and some Berg or another being awesome.

as for Adam C. FitzGerald?  I dunno.. something about a county commissioner or something like that.

[politicallefty]

He's a male, likes the snow, and his birthday is probably July 16.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

He's left-handed and left-wing politically.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Some sensless jibberish, possibly reflecting his sensless posting in general.

[Kushahontas]

his surname?

[Cranberry]

God... Maybe some pseudo-Native American name? A hybrid between Pocahontas and what? Kush.. It's what they say here to cats and dogs so that they keep quiet... I don't think that's what he intended.. Got no real clue, so.