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[Napoleon]

Childbirth.

You win the thread.

I don't know, Antonio's wasp sting comes pretty close I think. I'm kidding of course.

I dunno, I think men having to listen to women talk about childbirth is pretty painful too.

[Sol]

OMFG: according to the Star, rumour has it that the third video is a sex tape.

[windjammer]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I voted to say I wanted Nunn to win, so why didn't I get Handel?

[free my dawg]

Because virtually anywhere in the world apart from on this forum an undergraduate acceptance into either Oxford or Cambridge of all places is looked upon in that way, and you should be able to understand why without too much difficulty, and those who know anything about the undergraduate admissions process realise that people who are not intelligent or highly academic are not accepted into these institutions. And for as long as certain persons accuse me of being unintelligent because I articulate my socially conservative views then I shall remind them, even though it is equally condescending.

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=191927.0

[Sol]

Ugh.  I was so hoping this would be about RuPaul.

RuPaul might as well be a GOP candidate.

"Gurrl, you better work!" -Rep. RuPaul (R-CA), explaining her decision to vote against extending unemployment benefits

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[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Please, Peter, Afleich, would it be possible to give death points to Snowstalker when he's being a pro Russian sage, thanks. Maybe he will finally be muted.

I will now report every Snowstalker's posts when he will be disgusting with the Ukrainians.

Why do so many people on this forums have this perception that disagreeing with them is somehow or should be an infractable/banable offense? I mean it's bad enough how many people practically have the entire forum on ignore spare a few people who agree with them on everything.

I have never reported a post, but I will do right now. Simply because I believe some disgusting posts towards Ukrainians, people who suffer from this folk of alcoholic homophobes, shouldn't be the victimes of the sage-master Putin lover.

[Zanas]

Please, Peter, Afleich, would it be possible to give death points to Snowstalker when he's being a pro Russian sage, thanks. Maybe he will finally be muted.

I will now report every Snowstalker's posts when he will be disgusting with the Ukrainians.

Why do so many people on this forums have this perception that disagreeing with them is somehow or should be an infractable/banable offense? I mean it's bad enough how many people practically have the entire forum on ignore spare a few people who agree with them on everything.

I have never reported a post, but I will do right now. Simply because I believe some disgusting posts towards Ukrainians, people who suffer from this folk of alcoholic homophobes, shouldn't be the victimes of the sage-master Putin lover.

I put this one in the Irony Ore Mine where it better belonged IMO.

[Lief 🗽]

This was pretty bad social justice warrior policy since as we know frats are the gayest things on the planet. Are SJWs endorsing homophobia? Discuss.

[Simfan34]

Don't worry, everyone who has posted in this thread will be beheaded in due course, insha'Allah.

[Badger]

Context needed.

Perhaps I should order me a tiara to wear while posting.

[IceSpear]

You are far closer in your political views to Ted Cruz and Michele Bachmann than you are to me.

[DC Al Fine]

He seems to be like Mike Huckabee in the sense he is more of a social conservative, like he is not that economically conservative.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholicism

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Opening up is how the whole fiasco started.

Sometimes the easy joke needs to be made.

[windjammer]

We can now report that President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and every other Democratic elected official in the country have flown to Harrisburg to announce their resignation and permanent retirement from politics.  One top Democratic strategist who wished to remain anonymous said that "after the Kane scandal, everyone just collectively decided to call it a day.  I mean, given that it was basically the biggest scandal in American history and its unprecedented importance to voters throughout the country, we all sort of went 'why even bother anymore?'''  The Democratic Party is expected to wait until Friday to formally dissolve in order to give Pennsylvania Democrats time to replace their platform with a resolution declaring that Tom Corbett shall henceforth be known as "Eternal Governor and Savior of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania."  

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

My suggestion to PPP: only one vote per zip code as identified by GPS.

Not sure you quite get how the internet works….

[Kushahontas]

"PROBABLY HAS MORE INDIE/PUNK ROCK RECORD STORES THAN SUBURBS, USA SO YEAH DEF!"

[Oakvale]

There shall be no law governing this. Who ever is an adult and wishes to make a porn, make it. Who ever is an adult, or whose parents consent to watching porn, should be free to watch it.

I guess we can just lock the thread now. God has spoken.

[Keystone Phil]

From the makers of "Lovin' on kids"...

Max,

I'm new to OK-1.  Do you know if there are any viable candidates running for Bridenstine's seat on either side of the aisle?  How do you like Bridenstine?

OK-1 is extremely Republican [even for Oklahoma], and Bridenstine isn't going face a credible challenger, to his right or to his left. The only reason Sullivan was held to relatively weak margins for a long time was because he had a relatively strong opponent and he's scandal ridden and rehab prone. Since Sullivan's been defeated, this district won't be competitive any time soon.

In fact, Bridenstine is running completely unopposed.

Bridenstine is one of the better House Republicans in mind - fairly anti-leadership, voted with the Amash defund the NSA bill. That being said, he's also kind of a fringe character, more in line with Ted Cruz than Rand Paul. You probably won't like him.

I'll have to give him time to prove himself to me.  I'm not going to pass judgment on someone I've only been under for 2 weeks.[/bW

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Note of caution that GA undecideds historically break like two-to-one for the GOP

Shh BK don't ruin our fun while it lasts

[Sol]

This thread has confirmed Hifly as the absolute wurst.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Probably Reagan, but for reasons largely unrelated to their respective actions.

This is the correct answer.

Obviously, given that Carter left office with double-digit unemployment and rampant inflation.

Not to mention with Ronald Reagan as President.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Clearly this has ruined traditional marriage for every heterosexual person in Arkansas.

At least now Bill has an excuse.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context (also deserves a spot in the Simple Truths Silver Mine)

Isn't this exactly the kind of person you'd want to put on a reality television show?