The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Linus Van Pelt]

Of course Latin America comes out on top in wellness, Gallup doesn't sample Latinos.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The one who didn't make terrible music.

So Soulja Boy

nah, Meursault and his album Marxist G.O.P. is one of the best things to happen in avant-garde hip-hop in years.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Of course Latin America comes out on top in wellness, Gallup doesn't sample Latinos.

[IceSpear]

I believe that pornography should be illegal.

That's an easy position to have when you have yet to hit puberty.

[free my dawg]

Obummer

[Simfan34]

This Sunday a referendum on annexation of Rostov-on-Don was conducted in Odessa. Long lines of voters were observed in front of the polling booths. According to organizers, 146% of the participants voted in favor of incorporation of Rostov into Odessa.

http://dumskaya.net/news/odessity-proveli-referendum-o-prisoedinenii-rost-035808/

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

What is this? Some sort of competition?

How's Oxford going?  You haven't reminded all of us about that in a while.

[badgate]

February 29, 2004

Fundraiser at Timber Lake Playhouse, Mount Carroll, Illinois (For Barack Obama, Daniel Hynes, Inez Tannenbaum, Tom Daschle, Betty Castor and Peter Deutsch) (Performing Beauty and the Beast; Special Hybrid Edtion)

(Casting for Beauty and the Beast; Babette; Patti LaBelle. Monsiuer D'Arque; Jeremy Irons. The Bimbettes; Britney Spears, Anika Noni Rose and Tia Carrrere.  Wardrobe (Madam Grande La Bouche) Madonna. Lefou; Howie Mandel. Maurice; Sylvester Stallone.  Chip; Scott Irby-Ranniar
Mrs Potts; Angela Lansbury. Cogsworth; Neil Patrick Harris. Lumiere; Michael Gambon. Gaston; Pierce Brosnan. Beast; Brad Pitt. Belle; Celine Dion; Narrator; Tom Vilsack)

[Donerail]

February 29, 2004

Fundraiser at Timber Lake Playhouse, Mount Carroll, Illinois (For Barack Obama, Daniel Hynes, Inez Tannenbaum, Tom Daschle, Betty Castor and Peter Deutsch) (Performing Beauty and the Beast; Special Hybrid Edtion)

(Casting for Beauty and the Beast; Babette; Patti LaBelle. Monsiuer D'Arque; Jeremy Irons. The Bimbettes; Britney Spears, Anika Noni Rose and Tia Carrrere.  Wardrobe (Madam Grande La Bouche) Madonna. Lefou; Howie Mandel. Maurice; Sylvester Stallone.  Chip; Scott Irby-Ranniar
Mrs Potts; Angela Lansbury. Cogsworth; Neil Patrick Harris. Lumiere; Michael Gambon. Gaston; Pierce Brosnan. Beast; Brad Pitt. Belle; Celine Dion; Narrator; Tom Vilsack)

I know that, whenever I'm putting on a production of Beauty and the Beast in Illinois for the South Carolina Superintendent of Education, I have it narrated by the Governor of Iowa.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

February 29, 2004

Fundraiser at Timber Lake Playhouse, Mount Carroll, Illinois (For Barack Obama, Daniel Hynes, Inez Tannenbaum, Tom Daschle, Betty Castor and Peter Deutsch) (Performing Beauty and the Beast; Special Hybrid Edtion)

(Casting for Beauty and the Beast; Babette; Patti LaBelle. Monsiuer D'Arque; Jeremy Irons. The Bimbettes; Britney Spears, Anika Noni Rose and Tia Carrrere.  Wardrobe (Madam Grande La Bouche) Madonna. Lefou; Howie Mandel. Maurice; Sylvester Stallone.  Chip; Scott Irby-Ranniar
Mrs Potts; Angela Lansbury. Cogsworth; Neil Patrick Harris. Lumiere; Michael Gambon. Gaston; Pierce Brosnan. Beast; Brad Pitt. Belle; Celine Dion; Narrator; Tom Vilsack)

I know that, whenever I'm putting on a production of Beauty and the Beast in Illinois for the South Carolina Superintendent of Education, I have it narrated by the Governor of Iowa.

I'm pretty sure that Howard Stern should have been cast as the candle stick.

[Simfan34]

February 29, 2004

Fundraiser at Timber Lake Playhouse, Mount Carroll, Illinois (For Barack Obama, Daniel Hynes, Inez Tannenbaum, Tom Daschle, Betty Castor and Peter Deutsch) (Performing Beauty and the Beast; Special Hybrid Edtion)

(Casting for Beauty and the Beast; Babette; Patti LaBelle. Monsiuer D'Arque; Jeremy Irons. The Bimbettes; Britney Spears, Anika Noni Rose and Tia Carrrere.  Wardrobe (Madam Grande La Bouche) Madonna. Lefou; Howie Mandel. Maurice; Sylvester Stallone.  Chip; Scott Irby-Ranniar
Mrs Potts; Angela Lansbury. Cogsworth; Neil Patrick Harris. Lumiere; Michael Gambon. Gaston; Pierce Brosnan. Beast; Brad Pitt. Belle; Celine Dion; Narrator; Tom Vilsack)

[Lief 🗽]

I love that post. It's so bizarre at the beginning, and as you read it, you're kind of smiling at how strange it is that someone would list this out and pick these specific actors, and then you read the last name, Tom Vilsack, and suddenly he turns it up to 11 on the crazy scale and it's brilliant and you can't stop laughing. Bravo.

[Simfan34]

"Scott Irby-Ranniar"

[badgate]

"Scott Irby-Ranniar"

He played Young Simba in the 1998 original Broadway cast of the Lion King.
http://youtu.be/ryhslEPIUH0

[Antonio the Sixth]

Tom Vilsack? Wha-

[Donerail]

Senator Chuck Schumer
Appear on Hour Long Special Episode of 30 Minute Meals (With Rachel Ray, cooking "Fifty States of Clam Chowder") at the Culinary Institute of America, Hyde Park New York (Which did full mock-up of Ray's kitchen set for the occasion) (Will air Friday July 2, 2012 as Part of Food Network's July Fourth Programming)


February 27, 2004
Guest Play by Play announcer for U.S v Brazil Football friendly at Estadio do Maracana, Rio De Janerio, Brazil (position taken after Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter both declined) (Game is on ABC, ESPN2, ESPN Radio and ESPN Brasil) (Dubbed in Portuguese, with Andres Cantor and David Fehrety)



February 28, 2004
Samba Party with Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey and Bruce Arena in Rio de Janerio, Brazil

[Lief 🗽]

Press the button, Obama.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

NewYorkExpress is somehow both a spambot and severely mentally ill.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=192793.0

[morgieb]

NYE has to be the most elaborate troll on the board. No other explanation.

[Sol]

47%

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

NewYorkExpress is somehow both a spambot and severely mentally ill.

[morgieb]

Depends. Are the brahs in question also banksters?

[windjammer]

lol

Very well, insolent man. We hope you will retain your good humor when facing your maker.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Firstly, who dares post an election map from some other place on the US Election Atlas, with the wrong color scheme used?  And secondly, why is New Brunswick suddenly located between Kansas and South Dakota?