The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Antonio the Sixth]

A poltroon.

Such a slanderous attack on my character will not stand.  I am not the cowardly duel-dodger Einzige, I am a man who will defend his honor.  Pick your seconds and your weapons, sir, and let us see which one of us is truly the poltroon.

I, unlike the timid and weak Einzige, am no duel-dodger. I stand by my word, which is my honour. En Guard.

Who's this scoundrel that has entered my sight?
Why, since potatoes, he's Eire's greatest blight! 
He dares call me poltroon?  A dog with no bite
St. Paddy should've put this Celtic snake to flight!

Gully they call him, and gullible he is
Æthelred's prepared better comebacks than his
Foyle's the surname and foiled's his biz
His rhymes are as archaic as the dress on Queen Liz.

You lose this round Gully, but hey, it's not your fault
At least you have more courage than that coward Meursault
A worse man would've seen this challenge and gone Galt
Peace out.  I have a date with a straight-up single malt.

A post that belongs in the Goldmine, the Gallery, and the Sulphur Mine, all in one!

Bolded is particularly good! Legendary.

That was truly epic.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Anyway I already pre-ordered this. Hopefully I get to join the elite group of people who read a book by a president before they became president (though that prize would never be worth the torture of having to read a book by a Republican).

[windjammer]

I'd like Our Dear Friend to turn on ABC right now and give us his thoughts on Brazil vs. Chile in the 2014 FIFA (TM) World Cup.

I'm watching a more exciting game - Chicago White Sox vs. Toronto Blue Jays.

If this match goes to penalty kicks, you are to switch channels for a grand total of five minutes. That's an order.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Anyway I already pre-ordered this. Hopefully I get to join the elite group of people who read a book by a president before they became president (though that prize would never be worth the torture of having to read a book by a Republican).

I think you're looking at the wrong antecedent. At least, I hope that you are...

I haven't actually read any of TR's books, but in any case the part in parenthesis isn't what I found most humorous.

[IceSpear]

Anyway I already pre-ordered this. Hopefully I get to join the elite group of people who read a book by a president before they became president (though that prize would never be worth the torture of having to read a book by a Republican).

I think you're looking at the wrong antecedent. At least, I hope that you are...

I haven't actually read any of TR's books, but in any case the part in parenthesis isn't what I found most humorous.

I'm not sure what you mean by that, but to clarify I meant 'antecedent' in the grammatical sense. i.e. IceSpear will join the 'elites' because he has read Hillary Clinton's book before she becomes POTUS.

Or maybe I am the only one who was silly enough to read it as a declaration of presidential ambitions.

This is correct. I didn't realize what was comedic about the post at first, unless shua thinks I meant I'd become president.

[SWE]

#Ready4IceSpear

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Anyway I already pre-ordered this. Hopefully I get to join the elite group of people who read a book by a president before they became president (though that prize would never be worth the torture of having to read a book by a Republican).

I think you're looking at the wrong antecedent. At least, I hope that you are...

I haven't actually read any of TR's books, but in any case the part in parenthesis isn't what I found most humorous.

I'm not sure what you mean by that, but to clarify I meant 'antecedent' in the grammatical sense. i.e. IceSpear will join the 'elites' because he has read Hillary Clinton's book before she becomes POTUS.

Or maybe I am the only one who was silly enough to read it as a declaration of presidential ambitions.

You're right it could be read that way, in which case that actually would be an elite group of people. 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

Just promise to be tender, Branson.

[Paul Kemp]

Pew late update **60% of todays Liberals are not American.**

[Antonio the Sixth]

Summary of the most recent Inksgate:

Someone please clarify the situation:

[IceSpear]

Nope the Christies and Romneys need to leave and form their own progressive party.

[politicus]

Context:

Progressive Liberal

[Paul Kemp]

Perhaps we should recruit another black man to the forum so Inks' stop and frisk time is more divided?

[Napoleon]

Not at all. I called for his unbanning years ago as it's what Jesus would support.

So if Libertas was a money changer at his temple, you'd support punching him in the face?

No. I'd support turning his table over though.

[traininthedistance]

These would make great micro-studio apartments!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Nine match ban from his national team and a four month ban from the Forum in general.

[Kushahontas]

It's about time the conservatives win a Supreme Court ruling.

[Paul Kemp]

It's about time the conservatives win a Supreme Court ruling.

The cluelessness continues to astound.

[Clarko95 📚💰📈]

I don't think this has been posted yet:

There already is a Kurdish nation. There just isn't a Kurdish state. [/pedant]

Call it ISIL's "Little Miss Muffet" problem - curds in the whey. [/Ernest]

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Nine match ban from his national team and a four month ban from the Forum in general.

Was about to post that one here. Hilarious.

[Simfan34]

I don't think this has been posted yet:

There already is a Kurdish nation. There just isn't a Kurdish state. [/pedant]

Call it ISIL's "Little Miss Muffet" problem - curds in the whey. [/Ernest]

Spot on!

[Simfan34]

Everyone is brushing off Heironymous Boshemble's comment as classic utopo-libertarian nonsense, but there's a kernel of truth to the idea that overly restrictive medical licensing raises health care costs in a way that's more about rent-seeking doctors than it is about guaranteeing quality care for patients.  If we made it easier for foreign doctors to get relicensed in the US, for instance, that would probably put downward pressure in wages for doctors. Similarly, allowing nurses, dental hygienists, and nurse practitioners to do more without the supervision of a doctor would reduce treatment costs.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=194838.0

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

bag of weed / cute lil bong - 538
Inks / Jeb Bush - 0

[windjammer]

Self (normal)

Context