The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Paul Kemp]

If I could pick something totally out of politics, I'd pick funeral home organist.

You mean the music producer on Stern?

[Paul Kemp]

Again, people.

Sheesh, Gully.  How many pages are you going to drag this thread out?  And what is this, about the XVth "petition to ban so-and-so" thread you've made?  How many people pile onto these threads, discussing the ins and outs of who should be banned, as if this is some kind of reality TV show, rather than people's lives?  This is really sad.

I'm sorry that I have to piss on your freak show, but your repeated "petition to ban Poster X" threads show you to be an attention seeking troll (he says diplomatically).  Your contributions do little good, and these threads have become a forum circus, which are followed by the chronically bored and 'ironists' alike.  It's clear that no matter how much we try to dissuade you, you ignore our advice and are really only interested in the attention.  Given the difficulties of your life and the way that you abuse the forum, I think it would be best if you were banned instantly.

Right now Atlas is in a pretty terrible state even by its own standards. I think we should take steps towards improving it and this would be the first.

[Badger]

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My recommendation is to leave Bugs Bunny alone and spend some quality time with Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire at either his mansion or his yacht.

Well, I laughed.

[Oakvale]

For the record I have Sephardi ancestry on my father's side.

[Modernity has failed us]

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I post here.

[windjammer]

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[IceSpear]

It is my greatest shame, from when I was a fascist for a couple weeks in early 2013.

[SPC]

So God changed his mind or what?

[Paul Kemp]

Wow, over the span of this short season, I have been vilely insulted, called mentally ill, my parents have been insulted and reviled, my friends have been insulted and called mentally ill because they "don't see the real me."  I am not going to subject myself and the ones I love to this type of childish attacks.  You guys are completely pathetic.  You give no thought to how a person might feel.  You all seem to think you are 100% correct 100% of the time and that I am never correct.  You guys are just flat arrogant and wrong.  I have done nothing wrong and my parents and friends have done nothing wrong.

This ends the Update once and for all.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Then you have this swarm of illegals coming across our border. The reaction from everyone I've spoken to is, "Send them packin'!" But then the President is silent. I've heard people recently asking, "Why won't the President do something!?!" I think the reason he won't address the problem, is because to him, innocent illegal Mexicans spilling into our country isn't a problem. It's the disconnect that even many Democrats have been speaking about in recent weeks.

[Paul Kemp]

 RitaHeigl256, spelling it out is required, dangerous and punishable, welcome to the forum and if you have a hard hat handy, best bring it along.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

This entire thread.

[Sol]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=193070.msg0#new

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

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[free my dawg]

Yes it's a fitting title change. It's the closest to one of the world's top selective educational institutions that you're ever going to get. Suck on it.

[Joe Republic]

I don't like to mention the Oxford thing

[Hifly]

A claim that if true just makes your opposition to gay marriage more jarring because their opposition has the benefit of making sense.

So you accept religious opposition to gay marriage as a valid reason?

The only valid opposition to gay marriage is opposition to the archaic construct in its entirety. Anything else is recycling engrained dogma or bigotry.

I simply believe that marriage is a traditional institution which should not be sullied through arbitrary redefinition. I like the homosexuals and I have homosexual friends. But I do not support them having the ability to enter matrimony.

[IceSpear]

I like the homosexuals

[Bacon King]

NO EXTENDED DISCUSSION ABOUT UNFUNNY THINGS IN MY COMEDY INSTITUTE PLZ i have taken the liberty of putting the organ scholarship debate in a new thread

[LeBron]

I wouldnt Pryor, will beat back the Hutchinsons after all, thats who he is running against, too.

What?

xD

[Tender Branson]

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Finally, the name recognition boost Fitzgerald has been waiting for!

[IceSpear]

"Oh Ed, that was mind-blowing," Joanne said, rehooking her bra. Her Irish lilt served only to make FitzGerald more aroused. He held up a small plastic bag, a glint in his eye. "I've got to get back home soon, my wife's going to be wondering where I am. But first, wanna smoke up?" he said, grinning. Afterward, when Joanne had vomited and driven off in his car, FitzGerald sat in the rain, struggling to get the stench of the drug off his jacket. Eventually, FitzGerald stood, looked into the dark, and began to laugh. He stayed like that for some time.

[Simfan34]

I would think that if one wanted to be outraged by a restaurant, it would be better to be angry at The Olive Garden for claiming to be Italian.

This.

I live in Texas where no one is Italian including myself and even I saw right through those BS commercials they used to do where "Great Uncle Mario" or whoever came to visit from Italy and his American relatives took him to Olive Garden for "Hospitaliano" that reminded him immediately of home. Even your average Oklahoman would probably be unfazed by that song-and-dance.

Luckily in Texas we have the much more authentic and delicious Macaroni Grill. Though last time I went there, after not having been in a while, it had declined in quality significantly from when I was a kid.

[Antonio the Sixth]

If Democrats want to win Texas, SJL and company have got to go.

(Obviously her presence doesn't have that much of an impact, but come on.)

But the real question is: how will this impact Democrats in Eastern Kentucky?

[traininthedistance]

Come on, Gauss. This thread is about as trustworthy as a penis-length contest with self-reporting.

EDIT: (9 inches)