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[Lief 🗽]

But he's dead now, so everything worked out in the end.

[King]

One good thing about being sick is that it may help me shed a couple of pounds.  This evening, I only had one plate of the casserole, corn, and baked beans and only had a small piece of cake and one scoop of ice cream for dessert.  I just have very little appetite.

[IceSpear]

One good thing about being sick is that it may help me shed a couple of pounds.  This evening, I only had one plate of the casserole, corn, and baked beans and only had a small piece of cake and one scoop of ice cream for dessert.  I just have very little appetite.

If this hadn't been going on so long, I'd be certain that Bushie was just an elaborate troll.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The reason that McDonald's in America hires immigrants and single moms on welfare isn't because those workers are great, it's because those are the only people desperate enough to work for less than 8 dollars an hour. If you raise the minimum wage to 10 or 15 dollars an hour, management will likely decide to get their money's worth and start hiring people who can speak English and show up to work on time, ie childfree college educated liberal arts majors.

You guys are just apparently turning down massive amounts of sex.

[King]

[Christie] seems to be moving in the right direction on this issue.  Very slowly.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

[Christie] seems to be moving in the right direction on this issue.  Very slowly.

lol

[MATTROSE94]

I was hoping the baby would be a boy. Anyway, it's unfortunate that Charlotte will be raised to be a snobby rich white feminist like her grandmother.

[IceSpear]

That's not cool, guys. Stop ripping on Lindsey Graham because of his sexuality. Rip on his because he's an useless asshole.

I suspect it's seen plenty of use.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

That's not cool, guys. Stop ripping on Lindsey Graham because of his sexuality. Rip on his because he's an useless asshole.

I suspect it's seen plenty of use.

Came here to post it, lol.

[politicus]

Context:

Is KCDem like ISIL? Both are deluded, belligerent and have been greeted by near-universal condemnation.
Discuss.

[windjammer]

Selfie #1:



Selfie #2:

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

We'd need to get more diagnoses for his other conditions he probably has.

Really, it's a miracle his parents even got him diagnosed for Tourette's and not just assumed he was possessed by the devil. But it is strange that despite this diagnosis, he still feels a stigma about seeing if he has OTHER psychiatric disabilities.

[free my dawg]

The Insane Asylum, otherwise known as the Northeast Assembly, has turned the Northeast into a region where incest is now legal.  I can only conclude from this that the members of the Northeast Assembly want a cover whereby they can now have sexual relations with their immediate family members, and say, it's OK, we, the members of the Northeast Assembly, have made it legal.

The Insane Asylum has turned a whole generation of sixteen year olds into a generation of druggies and pot heads.  

The Insane Asylum has legalized marriage between, let us say, one dirty old man and let us say ten or twelve young ladies, for the sole purpose of raping young women, under the guise that the Northeast Assembly has legalized it, so it's OK.  What's next for the Northeast, a legal marriage between a man and a dog?

The Insane Asylum has made it now legal for some no good husband to blatantly cheat on his wife, while she sits home with the kids, with no financial support  to pay the rent or buy food  for her and the kids, from the reprobate husband who says, it's OK, it's legal.

The Insane Asylum has now turned a whole generation of sixteen year olds into alcoholics.

The Insane Asylum has caused the numerous deaths and thousands of deaths in the future by allowing drivers in the Northeast to drive while distracted.

The Insane Asylum has addicted a whole generation of sixteen year olds to nicotine and tobacco, causing lung cancer and an early death to thousands of people in the Northeast.

The Insane Asylum has made it legal for a couple of pervs to have sexual relations in a car while parked in a driveway or a shopping center parking lot where it will be witnessed by hundreds of people, including young children.

The Insane Asylum will be responsible for the deaths of thousands of people in the Northeast by allowing open alcoholic beverages in automobiles.  If they are really naive enough to actually believe that the driver will not be drinking when there are open alcoholic beverages in the automobile then they are more clueless than I thought they were.

The Insane Asylum has make it legal for fourteen year olds to possess pornography, thus instilling in young minds ideas and behavior for committing violence against, mainly, women.

The Insane Asylum has legalized e-cigarettes thus causing an unknown number of health problems for people who may be allergic to this substance.

The Northeast is not strong.  It is wallowing in a cesspool of its' own making.      

 

[IceSpear]

This entire discussion.

Sounds like you may have the bronchitis.

It's certainly possible.  I need to get it cleared up fast.  I have a vacation in 5 days!

Vacation from what? 

taking 2 naps a day and watching 12 straight hours of tv can be exhausting.

I could never do that. I just don't think I have what it takes to do that kind of hard stress work.

It's not as bad as it sounds, since he takes breaks to post on Atlas.

Seems like it pays pretty comfortably too, since he can afford a car, rented apartment, phone, computer, tablet computer, frequent meals out, and occasional motel stays when on necessary business trips.

If he would just get on the dole all these things would be in reach, and by that I mean NOT reaching for mom's purse. 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Why does Adam always have his mouth open like that

"It's called a smile, oakvale."

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

"Rand Paul on drugs" doesn't make me think of an interview.

This is Rand Paul



This is Rand Paul on drugs.

Any Questions?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

No, it made me laugh. The posts that make you puke in your mouth (like the ones defending rapists, for instance) are worse.

Said the poster with Hillary all over his signature. (I kid, I kid - beating a dead horse surely).

[Antonio the Sixth]

Looks like getting demodded was a blessing in disguise.

"Inks honey, are you coming to bed?"
"NO! I NEED TO STOP THESE TROLLS AND DELINQUENTS ON THE ATLAS FORUM! STAY AWAY WOMAN!"
"oh...okay "

[Lief 🗽]

So did Bushie end up going on that long drive with Papa Bushie?

No I think he stayed home?? Mama and Papa went on the drive together and decided during the drive to un-invite him from the trip to Kansas City?? Not entirely clear.

Yes, a long drive, where they've decided to un-invite him permanently.

RIP Bushie.

Mama bakes him a chocolate cake to give him a Grade 11, puts him to bed with plenty of Tylenol PM, and then Papa comes in with the pillow to make it quick.

[Paul Kemp]

King, I don't have to convince myself.  I'm a pretty smart cookie and I'm positive I can do this.  If I fail, I fail, but if I succeed that's all the better.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Yep. They're basically the OP, but with less range.

[Paul Kemp]

Are you on a mailing list of inconsequential things to be outraged about or what?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

But Jesus wants a lower a capital gains tax.

[politicus]

Anyway I was anti-American Revolution back in kindergarten

[IceSpear]

Anyway I was anti-American Revolution back in kindergarten

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