The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[SPC]

I would actually like to see this happen and history repeat itself again (minus World War II and the Holocaust of course).

I'm glad you specified this.

[windjammer]

A political abortion.

[Mordecai]

Context:

dafuq.

Is this supposed to be some sort of metaphor for the two party system?

Is this supposed to be some sort of metaphor for the two party system?

If it is, it's extremely accurate.

[windjammer]

Sage is like pornography, guys. You know it when you see it.

Petition to rename this thread: "The Bacon King and Oakvale Institute of Comedy"

[Arturo Belano]

Sage is like pornography, guys. You know it when you see it.

Well, I saw it.

You don't watch porn, though.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

write-in: Elizabeth Taylor

[LeBron]

Link


Brown 49
Shaheen 44



Great news! Brown is soaring in the polls and ready to once again defend the people from Shaheencare.

Funnier than usual.

[windjammer]

Bushie needs to quit teasing us with these random closings of The Update.

He used us to save his relationship with Allison and now no longer needs us, so he closed it again. I feel like a girl after a one night stand the morning after when the guy has left and he won't answer phone calls.

If Bushie refuses to Update us, he needs to go.

LOOOOOOOL

[windjammer]

No.  The guy gets ripped and never attacks back. Put him on iggie.

And like Grump said, he never attacks back.

As Torie mentioned the other day, my support of him is his death sentence, so RIP KRAZEN.

[Donerail]

I'm sort of like a southern Democrat although I'm not from the South and not a Democrat.

[Smid]

write-in: kljackson

Good catch.  I can't think of a single kljackson post that isn't notorious on its own.  Then combine all those notorious posts into his entire posting history, and, well…..

[IceSpear]

The fact of the matter is that very few people will get to be President. For example it's entirely likely that no one who served in elected office in 1994 will become President (Bush's turn as Governor started in 1995 while Obama's state senate stint started a few years later.)

If Jindal never gets to be Prez, it won't be unique.

He's pretty young, so he does have a future, either as a potential Senator or a cabinet member.

He has a few problems in the 2016 cycle.

Two young Catholic wonks have developed higher profiles (Marco Rubio, and Paul Ryan.) So they'll do better in the polls at the moment.

He's largely unknown to the public. And those who know him are aware of his weaknesses (low approval rating in Louisiana, much maligned State of the Union response, his association with the Perry campaign.)

That could change in a primary, especially if Ryan and Rubio don't run.

Although if I were him I'd seriously consider running for Senate now that the guy with the diaper fetish is running for Governor.

Last line made me actually laugh just because of the seriousness of the rest of it.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Remember when Ben Stein had like a second moment in the sun during the 90s?

Everyone wanted to win his money.

Apparently not enough people actually did.

[Antonio the Sixth]

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[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Kerouac? Is that you?

[windjammer]

I could honestly care less.

[J-Mann]

I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

[Potatoe]

I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

Uh, how is this in any way funny?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

Uh, how is this in any way funny?

People can't even make fun of themselves now? This is getting quite annoying.

[Potatoe]

I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

Uh, how is this in any way funny?

People can't even make fun of themselves now? This is getting quite annoying.

I'm sorry, I didn't ever say that, I'm just thinking that calling yourself a queer isn't all that knee slapping to me, is it more popular over in the States or something?

[J-Mann]

I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

Uh, how is this in any way funny?

Because I'm gay. Eight years ago, I was closeted and proclaiming "straightness."

[Potatoe]

I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

Uh, how is this in any way funny?

Because I'm gay. Eight years ago, I was closeted and proclaiming "straightness."

Oh, that makes sense now.

[Oakvale]

Guntaker has it ever occurred to you that you have no sense of humour

[Potatoe]

Guntaker has it ever occurred to you that you have no sense of humour

Well, it's probably because I watch more British Comedy over American Comedy (Ricky Gervais, QI, Mock the Week, etc), and I just don't get a lot of American humor, which usually revolves around poop jokes, fart jokes and generally more vulgar and blatant humor.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Uh what? Have you ever watched The Daily Show?