The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Ebowed]

[Simfan34]

If it looks like a duck and acts like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Stones in glass houses dude.

But a bird in the hand is the smoking gun that broke the camel's back, n'est-ce pas?

[MATTROSE94]

Pawlenty after debating Biden would require a lot of



afterward.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I heard that no one realized that something was wrong until the band began to play "The Rains of Castamere."

"Bernie Sanders sends his regards."

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

NYE, you have 24 hours to document to me that the images you used are in the public domain (there is no "fair use" exception when it comes to "poaching" images). If you don't, this thread will be deleted, and I will ask you not to do this again. The owner of this site wants us to not engage in copyright infringement. He made that very clear in the Cave - and it is his call, and his alone. It cannot be debated - just enforced. Thank you.

[MATTROSE94]

Memo to Ross: YOU GOT MAIL !!

LOL.

[Potatoe]

Memo to Ross: YOU GOT MAIL !!

LOL.

Oh yeah, that mail which said I should be shot and that I was a piece of sh**t. Hilarious.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

What the hell was that?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

From the same thread:

Didn't India have a special election for Quayle's U.S. Senate seat in 1990 ?

no, that was lebanon.

[Potatoe]

What the hell was that?

A PM, for some reason the guy has beef with me.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context

I heard that no one realized that something was wrong until the band began to play "The Rains of Castamere."

"Bernie Sanders sends his regards."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

You're late to the game, X.  I posted that yesterday.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

You're late to the game, X.  I posted that yesterday.

I think you mean that you were early to the game

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

Even if it hadn't been deleted, it wasn't funny enough.

[Potatoe]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

Even if it hadn't been deleted, it wasn't funny enough.

Isn't humor based on a matter of Opinion?

[Potatoe]

Remember, this was in a TL about Hillary beating Obama.

Obama still bitter of the Clintons, conspire with GOP U.S. Senators to block Hillary's education reform initiatives and also place a hold on Hillary's choice for U.S. Secretary of the Army for months and months.

He also pulls a Frank Underwood by killing his former pastor by throwing him towards a moving train , without being detected by cameras.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

Even if it hadn't been deleted, it wasn't funny enough.

Isn't humor based on a matter of Opinion?

And I gave mine.

[SPC]

Absolutely horrible, but I think I'm allergic to it. The fumes alone make me nauseous. If someone is brewing tea around me, I'll have to leave the room to avoid throwing up.

How can you stand to stay in Mississippi then?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Over the last couple months especially (though it's existed as a problem for the past year), I've gained something of a reputation as an overly bitter troll of the far-right variety (as well as general sage-shaming). I've cognitively understood that I'm probably not bringing much positive contribution to the revolution, though by virtue of having a rather dull life outside Wall Street (and more and more in Wall Street ) and having been in a chronically neoliberal mood for a while now (though I've felt a bit socialistic lately), I haven't really made an effort to improve myself as a friend.

So I'm sorry to those I've needlessly gone after or tried to get a rise out of Snowstalker, and to the forum in general for being something of a centrist troll. Will I be fine after this? Of course not, and I still have rather normal views (though that doesn't excuse me being a poor man's oakvale about them). But hopefully with some encouragement I can improve myself and reestablish myself as a valued and veteran contributor to the People's Revolution.

[PiMp DaDdy FitzGerald]

No (not Michael Bloomberg)

Since when is Bloomberg against caffeine?  He's against sugary sodas. 

But, Bloomberg is a financial industry guy so I assume he's a big supporter of caffeine, amphetamines and cocaine.   

[Sol]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=191564.0

[Hifly]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

That was one of the single most disgusting things I have ever read on this forum, and not just because it involved me, but what it meant for kids with birth defects.
The fact that is was moderated without me even reporting it says a lot.

[Oakvale]

Note-perfect Sam Spade parody:

Whether he's an FF or an HP should be clear to anyone who's been paying attention…..not that I expect that many of you are smart enough to realize that.  Look, it should be obvious that the vote in this thread is going to go one of two ways.  I'm pretty sure I know which way that's going to be, but it depends on two factors that you probably aren't considering.

Are you doing your best to imitate the Oracle at Delphi?  Spit it out, MM.

Be patient.

[MATTROSE94]

I'm not trying to be disparaging in saying this, but I really do see her later years having a very tragic E! True Hollywood Story quality to them - probably involving bankruptcy, marital issues, family strife and/or drug/alcohol issues. Notoriety is like a drug that she keeps charging towards headfirst, and people like that rarely have happy endings.

Sometime in the early 2020s, there will be some sort of "Where Are They Now?" segment and we'll find out that Sarah Palin is trying to piece her life back together after her estranged husband Todd assaulted her with a barbeque fork and spent all their reality show money on ATVs and Bass Pro Shops merchandise. Maybe she'll get arrested. Maybe she'll appear on a reality show with D-list celebrities. Maybe she'll do infomercials for reverse mortgages.