The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Ted Cruz: Dopey
Jeb Bush: Bashful
Chris Christie: Grumpy
John Thune: Happy
Peter King: Sneezy
Rick Perry: Sleepy
Rand Paul: Doc

Some are tenuous, but what the heck!

[windjammer]

Over 150,000 votes in Mississippi and Cochran's era is bygone?  Give me a break

Probably more the sense that he comes from an era of (mostly Democratic) southern appropriators.

An era that 150,000 Mississippians don't want to end...

An era that 155,000 Mississippians do.

[IceSpear]

Is there any difference between them?

One looks like a fish and the other looks like an elf.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

LBJ Republicans?

HPs

[Antonio the Sixth]

In terms of which is more likely to be alive? The cat.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Honey or Sweetie  (Joe Biden normal)

[windjammer]

Also Panzermiss is pregnant apparently, so we'll soon have a Panzertoddler/lilpanzer

[Antonio the Sixth]

ROFLMAO

[politicus]

I respect classic country, love The Man in Black, but hate all the modern crap.

Will Smith is a country musician?

[Simfan34]

Oddly enough, this is now the non-Tea Party candidate for Cantor's seat:



Also, he's writing a vampire novel.

HP; VHP if he has his vampires sparkle.

[Joe Republic]

I am done with this update for right now.  I am not going to get into a back and forth with anybody over an argument they can't win.  It's not fair to them.  I am going to focus on what I need to do to make myself a more successful Godly man.

[Simfan34]

Nice follow-up:

Everybody you talk to would tell you I have the mind of someone in their 50's or 60's.  I talk old.  I act old.

Ah, that explains it.  No wonder you don't want a job.  You're getting ready for retirement!

[windjammer]

Nice follow-up:

Everybody you talk to would tell you I have the mind of someone in their 50's or 60's.  I talk old.  I act old.

Ah, that explains it.  No wonder you don't want a job.  You're getting ready for retirement!

I wanted to post that as well .

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

At the presidential level, a John Thune or a Jeb Bush could make [California] competitive, but they won't win the state.

[free my dawg]

Possible way for Corbett to win reelection is if Wolf is caught in bed with Miley Cyrus.

Lock up the mine. We have a winner.

[politicus]

Do they not have mental hospitals in OK?

I'm not sure. I imagine at this point that they've given up and recognized Oklahoma as one large madhouse.

[Sol]

Saw a plaque while I was out shopping today that said "I like my men like I like my tea: Strong, Sweet, and Southern."  If I were a gay I'd have gotten it.

[Simfan34]

Worse than crashing a funeral to play Egress.

[Enderman]

Governor Riley Keaton takes to the microphone

Lablr

Is this a new dating app for socialists?

[⛄]

That's awesome. Good for him. A couple years ago he wouldn't have even been able to make it through that segment. Hopefully he keeps doing stuff like this though, because this is how he built up his old reputation as "the only reasonable Republican in the United States."

By dancing?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Grumps is a sheep who takes his marching orders from a certain sensibility peculiar to lower-class whites. Cultural markers then are deeply important to him.

I will respond to you as soon as I receive my marching orders, Einzige.

Destroy traitors, salute the flag, drink responsibly

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

California: producing red-state human development indicators at blue-state prices.

[Simfan34]

Christian natalism is a horrific parody of the values rooted in the Earth. In a thousand years our descendants will regard our religious humanists, and their secular inheritors, as monsters.

What are "values rooted in the Earth"? 

Trees that are hundreds of years old with coupons near the end of the root?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Abortions after the 3rd trimester remain legal if wearing a hoodie and eating skittles.

[Consciously Unconscious]

No-one discussed the obvious choice: Pope Francis I

 Pros:

* A strong catholic, will boost Hispanic turnout significantly
* Good progressive credentials
* Chosen by god

Cons:

* Poor fundraiser.