The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I don't think you guys understand this thread at all.  You've been searching for a candidate that everyone is forgetting, but you forgot to look inside yourself.  Every day that you get up in the morning, get dressed, say goodbye to your loved ones, and head off to school or work, that is the part of you that is a candidate for the presidency.  When you ace that test or get that promotion, that's when you look inside of yourself and see a leader of the free world.  When you say to your romantic partner "The state of our Union is strong!", that's you giving an address before both houses of Congress.  And when you bump into someone on the subway and say "pardon me", that is the part of you that grants clemency to Caspar Weinberger and Marc Rich.

And here you guys were guessing names like Kathleen Sebelius and Charlie Crist.  I hope you all feel embarrassed now.

[Napoleon]

Nothing obvious. Eric Cantor is but one  of 435.   The most significant question is whether it will result in a change of the majority.

 

[free my dawg]

Aww, does somebody need a hug?

Hashtags are meant to be fun and spontaneous Mikado! You never know when to expect them, but they just bring something extra to conversations and even Facebook is using them now! Just keep on #Bolieving!

[Antonio the Sixth]

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[Paul Kemp]

This is one of the most pointless threads ever.

[Sopranos Republican]

You're a FF Mr Morden.

Thanks.  (I was busy posting in other threads for the last five years, so just got around to responding to this now.)

[free my dawg]

Pryorcare

[IceSpear]

le bensraum

[DC Al Fine]

Are you a catholic?

Yes. I don't believe in God or anything or go to church, nor do I agree with the church's teachings on much, but I am, of course, still a Catholic and believe Protestantism needs to be stopped.

This gem absolutely belongs here.

[Napoleon]

Why do you defend Catholicism while condemning Protestantism?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Please stop, this is not funny.

Nothing's funny here. It's all business.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Convincing BRTD to drop the Sneakers O'Toole BS is like convincing Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off.

[free my dawg]

Richard Scott would be a great President.

[badgate]

Rick Scott's healthcare plan will be Krazencare.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Nah, strawberries taste great on their own. I've never tried it before, but I have tried strawberry ice cream which I don't like plus strawberry milk reminds me too much of Pepto-Bismol. :/

I do drink Olvaltine though and white milk if I ever eat cereal, cake or cookies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Convincing BRTD to drop the Sneakers O'Toole BS is like convincing Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off.

This quote is the only good thing to have ever come out of your dumb Sneakers O'Toole obsession.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

It's extremely shallow and pedantic.

Memphis isn't pedantic.

[RR1997]

Why did you make a don't ask topic when I already did?

Don't ask.

[windjammer]

     Is it okay for me to participate in the Catholic Church's holy war on Protestantism when I myself have been neither baptized nor confirmed?

Yes, of course. In these troubling times the Counter-Reformation against liberal Protestantism needs all the allies we can get. The enemy of my enemy, after all, is my friend.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Can't compare a serial drama to a sketch comedy show.

[Joe Republic]

Idiocracy at it's finest:

Sen.(and coal mine owner) Brandon Smith:

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http://www.nationaljournal.com/energy/kentucky-senator-on-global-warming-there-are-no-coal-mines-on-mars-20140708

His aide said that he misspoke.  The link has actually video.



And Sen. Kevin Sinnette on how climate change didn't kill the dinosaurs

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http://wkms.org/post/kentucky-lawmakers-attack-climate-change-science-discussion-carbon-regulations

Honestly, I'm not real sure what point he was going after.

[Joe Republic]

WTF? Your name is "Rogue Beaver". I'm pretty sure that's the code word used by bros at the club for a girl who is flying solo.

[Napoleon]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=195520.msg4230759#msg4230759

Whole thread has me dead.

[Napoleon]

He already started misbehaving when he sent me random PMs out of the blue.  I already passed that information on to Ernest two weeks ago.

You're not a mod anymore  This is someone else's problem now and besides, if Aizen was the one who created The Professor than he's already proven himself to be an invaluable contributor to the forum.

When someone sends me creepy, weird PMs out of the blue, it quite literally is my problem.

I'm glad you think that PM was creepy because it was exactly the same (bitchy and unnecessary) PM you sent me when you muted Mister Twister. The second PM was a "your mom" joke which I had to send because you walked right in to it so I couldn't resist.

Anyways, my sock-making days are over and your moderating days are over so I hope we can have engaging discussions about politics, Inks. If you want to continue hounding me, go ahead. 

Still DOL.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Because if Andrew Cuomo wins, the senate is guaranteed to turn Republican no matter what.

Nah. Provided the republicans gain less than 8 senate seats this cycle (If Angus King caucuses with them, that would count as gaining a seat under this calculation), they won't have the senate after 2016 no matter what (as I don't see the republicans winning more than 1 out of PA, IL, and WI in 2016).

If Andrew Cuomo is elected,  the numbers won't matter. The senate will turn Republican.

Also a simple truth.