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[NHLiberal]

How the hell are you guys posting so quickly?

We do not need LA. As long as Senate is 50-49 on Election Night. And there is still a chance with Nunn in GA. Carter may win there as well.

[Simfan34]

Not a doctor... high school coaches do this stuff. But I call BS that it's actually at 3. That may be the color of your toilet water post-urination, but that means your actual urine is much darker.

No, it's actually a 3.  I just looked at it a few moments ago.  Occasionally it may be a 4, but it's normally a 3.

A few months ago? Don't you go several times a day?

FAIL

Hate to use a pun here, but your argument just got tinkled on...

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Bad news for GOP. Miller is the right guy to be going. In fact he should be in the senate right now if not for that backstabbing (though tech legal) witch Murkowski.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Well Clinton lied. Obama,a... wasis a dDemocratemocrat.

[Simfan34]

Very much in the spirit of to whom this thread is dedicated.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Very much in the spirit of to whom this thread is dedicated.

Yeah, that's what I thought as well.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Also, I personally wouldn't have included inquiring of an overweight man for the color of his pee on my birthday, but I'm sure you had a blast anyway.

[SWE]

MSNBC is good, Communists News Network and FAUX News aren't.

[King]

Since it was brought up, I think the classic diabetes post deserves to be resubmitted.

As far as our reaction to Dad's diagnosis.  We all were laughing when he got home.  You can either get really upset and distraught or you can take it in stride and laugh.  We chose the laughing route.  Dad joked that he is now "joining the medicine club."  Up until now, he has not had to take medicine on a daily basis.  He'll be fine.  We know where we need to cut down and we'll have further meetings as a family, but it doesn't mean we're going to stop enjoying ourselves  in the food department, especially on the weekends.  As a family we have a policy that diets are not allowed to begin on weekends.  Weekends are about having fun with what you're eating and enjoy yourself.  Healthy (or healthier) eating is for Monday-Thursday night.  When Dad has Friday off, Thursday night gets lumped in with the weekend enjoyment.  We will continue to enjoy ourselves.

[Keystone Phil]

Since it was brought up, I think the classic diabetes post deserves to be resubmitted.

As far as our reaction to Dad's diagnosis.  We all were laughing when he got home.  You can either get really upset and distraught or you can take it in stride and laugh.  We chose the laughing route.  Dad joked that he is now "joining the medicine club."  Up until now, he has not had to take medicine on a daily basis.  He'll be fine.  We know where we need to cut down and we'll have further meetings as a family, but it doesn't mean we're going to stop enjoying ourselves  in the food department, especially on the weekends.  As a family we have a policy that diets are not allowed to begin on weekends.  Weekends are about having fun with what you're eating and enjoy yourself.  Healthy (or healthier) eating is for Monday-Thursday night.  When Dad has Friday off, Thursday night gets lumped in with the weekend enjoyment.  We will continue to enjoy ourselves.

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Not. A. Real. Person.

[Mr. Morden]

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”--Jack Handy

[Grumpier Than Thou]

And I did gasp audibly when Paul Ryan came out.

Oh he did, finally?  I can't say I'm as shocked.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Worst of all Snowstalker is not a literal baby, his ability to post on an Internet forum proves that he is not an infant.

[SPC]

2. Increasing the population in countries with a high CO2 emission and high resource consumption makes it harder to combat climate change and other environmental problems. Even if immigrants have a very basic life style this is true. A poor African immigrant in Europe causes about 20 times as much CO2 emission than an average African.

3. Immigration from countries with reactionary values makes it harder to create a progressive and tolerant society. Many immigrants from non-Western countries are homophobic, sexist, anti-Jewish and - in the case of Muslims - intolerant about conversion from their own group. This puts pressure on the socially liberal society we have established and increases problems for women and minorities such as gays, Jews or atheist refugees.

I don't see how anyone could argue that either of these points, especially the latter, are thinly veiled racism or xenophobia.

But I thought you *were* arguing that in your previous post.

inner darkness

Context

[Enderman]

It depends if it contains Dihydrogen Monoxide or not.

[IceSpear]

A 2 party system would be impossible.  For instance, Alabama and Iran may agree on some social issues(though not as much as some forumites think), but the religious difference in and of itself is more than enough to create a chasm.  2 parties wouldn't be close to cutting it.

[Paul Kemp]

The person who used racist imagery.

Yes, I can't believe bedstuy hasn't been mentioned yet.

Au contraire, I am so not a racist.  Let's look at the facts:

-Have black friend (more than one, in fact)
-Live in a black neighborhood
-Just played tennis with my cousin who is ~50% black
-Met Al Sharpton
-Dated people from the following races: white, black, asian, latino, other.
-Own a Boogie Down Productions album

In summation, I'm clearly not racist.  I think I deserve an apology and an NAACP Image Award.

[Mr. Morden]

Context:

Wilson got hundreds of thousands of dollars... just for being... a n*gger...

Wow really disrespectful in-out-of context post about SuperBowl champion Russell Wilson. IceSpear should be banned.

[Badger]

A most unexpected contributor to this compendium.

From the "Have you ever asked someone the color of their urine?" thread.

As a pick up line; it didn't work.

[Badger]

Atlas is the only family I have.  Each and every one of you is like an obnoxious drunk uncle to me.

[Хahar 🤔]

We know where we need to cut down and we'll have further meetings as a family, but it doesn't mean we're going to stop enjoying ourselves  in the food department, especially on the weekends.  As a family we have a policy that diets are not allowed to begin on weekends.  Weekends are about having fun with what you're eating and enjoy yourself.  Healthy (or healthier) eating is for Monday-Thursday night.  When Dad has Friday off, Thursday night gets lumped in with the weekend enjoyment.  We will continue to enjoy ourselves.

Perfect.

[Lief 🗽]

no, since he never said that the roomie was articulate.

[free my dawg]

Only a curiously timed indictment could possibly protect the liberals from the revolution created by Begichcare.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

If anyone wants to see a picture of TX Conservative Dem, PM me.

Why?  Is he hot?

[free my dawg]

Based on the title, I thought this was Dave giving a review of his time in my basement.