The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[IceSpear]

Snowstalker posts misleading clickbait thread

Snowworthy

Listen To This White Pennsylvanian's Speech And Tell Me Obama's Not a Right-Winger.

[Ebowed]

Brown Surge sounds like a disgusting ice cream flavor

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Send your child to college? Go for a trip? Have a year-long weekend? Or maybe pay this money to have a Mexican guy living in your house?
If my last suggestion is confusing, you probably know nothing about our President’s new reform. He decided to amnesty almost 12 million illegal immigrants who already live in the USA now. This reform is going to cost the state budget about $6 trillion so if you split this amount among all American taxpayers you get $41670 per person. Who needs a new BMW 4 when you can help a local drug-dealer gain American citizenship? 20,3% of inmates are Hispanic, as well as 50% of gang members. And today every second newborn is a child of immigrants.
Democrats will have 12 million of new voters in 2016, but what will we have?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Jodi Sweetin needs more drug money I guess

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

how to remove a bat from a room ?

Because I wanted to brush my teeth a few minutes ago and somehow a bat was flying around in the baathroom.

I always keep the window open so that the shower dries up quickly and the bat must gave come in at some point.

Its a very stubborn bat and I can't catch it and it wont fly out of the window.

Advice anyone ?

This made my evening.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The progressive and freedom-loving government of Holland...

When did this happen?

[Mordecai]

An air horn?

Probably inhumane.

What the bat's doing--intruding on private property--is probably even more inhumane. Lack of respect for private property is yet another reason why I've consistently taken the humans-only stance on U.S. citizenship.

[Enderman]

From the Offices of Dr. Cynic,
At Large Senator: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

To: The Reality or Nothing Organization

My office has received your letter of August, 27 stating your intentions. My response is: KISS MY ASS!

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Cynic.

[windjammer]

I want to know what would happen if you run a small business, and your religion requires you to allow unions and free bargaining. Wouldn't a "right-to-work" law violate freedom of religion?

[Oakvale]

Every human on the planet would fit into a sphere with a diameter of several kilometers. That doesn't mean that it can be done ("even with computers!", to quote Christipher Moltisanti)

[IceSpear]

Why are you making fun of Oklahomans?  We are very well educated.  We have many very good institutions of higher learning.  Oklahoma and Oklahoma State are among the best universities in the world.  My education at Northwestern Oklahoma State University is just as good as a Harvard education, only a heck of a lot cheaper.  Oklahoma does have an obesity problem, but most states do.  It doesn't mean we're any dumber than the healthy states.  Please, do not make fun of Oklahoman's.  We're a great bunch of people.  Sure, our politics leave something to be desired, but that's not because we're conservative.

[IceSpear]

2nd tier battleground, Hagen as well as Begich has sucked all oxygen out room with the Senate 50 seat maj.

[Sopranos Republican]

To use an Update-ism, my argument got tinkled on...

[free my dawg]

Mr. Pollo asks the burning questions:

I have a habit of sometimes calling my dog "my n*gga". Is this normal?

[Flake]

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Absolutely not.  I'm a Native American and the name does not offend me.  Everybody likes to get butt hurt over something and this is a pointless exercise that serves absolutely no purpose, but to satisfy the taste buds of political correctness activists.

What % Native are you?

1/32

[JerryArkansas]

Absolutely not.  I'm a Native American and the name does not offend me.  Everybody likes to get butt hurt over something and this is a pointless exercise that serves absolutely no purpose, but to satisfy the taste buds of political correctness activists.

What % Native are you?

1/32

It makes me sick reading that.

[Miles]

If Rick Perry runs for president, he should base his campaign on winning Florida. They seem to love criminals named Rick.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Absolutely not.  I'm a Native American and the name does not offend me.  Everybody likes to get butt hurt over something and this is a pointless exercise that serves absolutely no purpose, but to satisfy the taste buds of political correctness activists.

What % Native are you?

1/32

Wow, that's almost full-on native.  You should get a cool name like Two Cats Fucking or something like that.

[Badger]

Credit where credit is due.

Your post sounds like it's straight out of 1994 when people would actually buy into this authoritarianism. Sounds like my high school right after the 'Footloose' era.

I don't know what you're talking about. 2014 is nothing like 1994. It's not like Full House will be on TV or Dumb and Dumber in theaters. Or the Republicans might win back the Senate.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Adam Griffin for moderator!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Deadly Poisonous Zanzibar Hamster.

omg lol your soooo random xD

[badgate]

So he issued a Duckwa?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Credit where credit is due:

Future generations will find Bob McDonnell smiling back at them when they look up "fall from grace" in the dictionary.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Credit where credit is due:

Future generations will find Bob McDonnell smiling back at them when they look up "fall from grace" in the dictionary.

Hardly a comedic post, way more rooted in truth than anything.