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[King]

Bob McDonnell's hardly more disgraced than Jim Gilmore, George Allen, or Eric Cantor. He's par for the course for the Virginia GOP.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This thread is as bad as if t_host or nkpatel were the only ones posting in it.........ugh.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Adam Griffin for moderator!

Seconded.

Thirded

Fourthed.

Fifthed.

c-c-c-combo breaker?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Cue the hacks and blind Obama fanatics

I, for one, find FreedomHawk's posts to be passive, confused, ineffective, muddled, irresolute, full of naive assumptions, and even feckless, an international symbol for spinelessness.

[Linus Van Pelt]

(in context):

yes, I also noticed the conspicuous absence of popular options such as "I am independently wealthy" or "I am the King of Spain" or "My junta and I take what we need by force.  We are not leaches.  We are men."

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Kushahontas]

I'll get back on the challenge tomorrow.  I did nothing wrong at dinner.  I don't feel bad at all.  Plus, King, it's Friday.  It's no fun to eat healthy on weekends.  I wanted to enjoy my Friday supper with what I wanted to eat and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. 

If you wanna live past 40 you should drop the belief that eating should be "fun". The idea that you can eat differently on weekends makes a mockery of any attempt to improve your health and life chances, especially if you include Friday in the weekend. A three day weekend is almost half of the week. You cant halfass healthy living. One "unhealthy" day every second week might work (talk to a dietrician about it), but that should be the maximum.

Let me be completely truthful here for a bit:

Tonight, I was trying to go for a complete meal with a meat and veggie(s).  I ordered the steak as my meat, but there weren't any vegetables that I liked on the side list, so I had to go with mashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  It turns out that was FRIED mac and cheese.  I didn't touch it and only had a few bites of the potatoes and maybe 2 or 3 bites of the steak.  That should have been enough on its own, and I didn't need the ice cream, but I ordered without thinking.  Funny, though, I was cognizant of the challenge when I decided to go with steak instead of burger and fries.  So, yeah, i goofed and I may pay for that on the scale in the morning.  Not to mention, I've got a headache from the chocolate in the dessert.  I should have gone to Cracker Barrel.  At least there I could have gotten a real, home cooked meal complete with a poultry meat and at least a vegetable or two.  There are plenty of other good options besides breakfast at Cracker Barrel.  I went off the advice of some Facebook friends and I paid the price for it.  So, now tomorrow I have to behave myself and eat at the house and have no fries or ice cream.

As far as the no-ice cream challenge - I am going to issue a new challenge to myself.  I am going to restart the month and run it from September 6 through October 5.

[Paul Kemp]

The best part of this post is the sincerity:

Simfan, for some ridiculous reason, thinks that de Blasio hasn't been an incredibly successful mayor who people across the city love and admire. Best not to listen to his opinions on this.

What has he done De Blasio exactly? The only thing I know about him is that he doesn't eat pizzas the same way than the other New Yorkers???

[Grumpier Than Thou]

cc: sawx

I'm 20, what do I know?

The drinking age in this country may be 21, but I've honestly never heard of anyone waiting until then to drink.

Now you have.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I hadn't heard of Braum's before, and now that I have, I have decided for obvious reasons that I hate the place.

[Simfan34]

Adam Griffin for moderator!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

Lincoln - Do you need to go the theatre tonight?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context:

Labour and LibDem would be hurt, and the SNP damaged badly....

[IceSpear]

There was also a strawberry on the plate.

[windjammer]

Latvia and Estonia/Latvia and Estonia   

omg people why are you voting for these Nazi-loving apartheid states??

[NHLiberal]

hilery also sed i did benghazi mwahahahaha will this hurt her discuss with maps

[Kushahontas]

I don't know why I'm still being hounded over Friday night.  That was 2 days ago.  Let it go, people.  I did nothing to deserve being yelled at about it all weekend long.  Not a single thing.  You guys just don't let things go very quickly.  You continue to harp on it long after it happened.  With that being said, I still have the same headache I got at dinner Friday night, so I may stay home from church tonight so I can get ready for work tomorrow.  I had to go this morning, but I will probably stay home tonight.

The scale came back up one pound from yesterday morning, so it looks like that 1.4 pound drop from Friday to Saturday has settled in at a 0.4 pound drop.  That's still pretty good.

J-Mann, I refuse to switch solely to water.  Sorry, but I am not going to do that and it's not going to kill me.  Gauss, I do drink predominately diet, although I do enjoy an occasional regular pop from time to time.  I will mix in water every now and then, but I refuse to switch exclusively to water.  I don't drink a lot of coffee, although I do enjoy it on occasion.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I'm fairly sure Gen. Stuart would've agreed with the spray painted phrase.

[bore]

It reminds me of the 1995 Quebec referendum.

Wow, you're certainly the first to have made that comparison.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I don't want to be eaten by anything purple

Ambiguous adjectives/adverbs.  I interpreted it to mean that he ate purple people.  Thus, you're OK as long as you're not purple.

[Oakvale]

I'd say being six weeks ahead of the World Health Organization based solely on reading news reports is pretty damned impressive. Another thing I deserve accolades on with this.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

the four oklahoma food groups

[Simfan34]

[Lief 🗽]

No, I don't like oreos.

What the f[inks] is wrong with you?

You don't need to interpret everything as a personal insult, y'know?

[Simfan34]

No, I don't like oreos.

What the f[inks] is wrong with you?

You don't need to interpret everything as a personal insult, y'know?

I knew it was a matter of time.