The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[solarstorm]

This is what the judges in Kansas are doing right now - probably best not to disturb them, might make them angry enough to rule in Kobach's favor...

[RR1997]

Bill Clinton built us a bridge to the 21st century. Now it is time for us to get back on that bridge and return to the other side.

Hillary is not her husband

Correct.  She is his wife.

[Simfan34]

Scotland: UK HOLD

[Antonio the Sixth]

I assume all the jokes about a PM called Salmond whose second-in-command is called Sturgeon have already been made long before I became aware of this fact, but regarldess...

ROFLMAO!!!

What is life like in the Sea N Pee? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there.

"There was once a brilliant Sturgeon on the staff of the Scottish community health fishility. She was in fact one of it's flounders. Wiser than Salmond, a fin fellow who would never shrimp from his responsibilities, she was successful and happy and always whistled a happy tuna.
One day one of her patients, a mere whipper snapper, started trouting around telling everyone the Sturgeon's treatments had made him more eel than he had been and the conked her with a malpractice suit.
Well, the Sturgeon was in a real pickeral. The board chased her off the staff and demanded her oyster. But fortunately the case smelt to high heaven so the judge denied the plaintiff's clam.
The board tried to hire the Sturgeon back but by then she had hit the bottlenose pretty hard. But what's really shad about the story is that the Sturgeon ended up on squid-row..."

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context:

Palpatine

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Lief has been on quite a roll lately.

RIP DIET.

Now that we're done with yet another diet storyline, it's time that Bushie find himself a new romantic interest. Alternatively, I would also accept a Halloween storyline (though I'm not sure if that holiday is legal in Oklahoma?).

Guillotine is historically the correct way to kill the rich and other assorted class enemies, you see.

Using it on a working class man or woman is in very poor taste for that reason.

Wonderful news! Toomey better get his supple little bum ready, because I'm predicting a thorough spanking here.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Context:

Palpatine

I'm quite unsure why someone would compare me to the departed Emperor Palpatine. Nevertheless, it is amusing.

[Paul Kemp]

It sounds more serious than JJ. Hopefully everything ends up alright.

it does sound ominous.

but im guessing it is something like his grandmother's second cousin's husband's godson came down with appendicitis.

[Joe Republic]

Still sending good thoughts to Bushie's family, but sorry....

but im guessing it is something like his grandmother's second cousin's husband's godson came down with appendicitis.

Given the interbreeding in Oklahoma, the grandmother's second cousin's husband's godson could be Bushie himself!

[kcguy]

Regarding the next Scottish Independence referendum:

"Once in a generation" should mean around 20 years, no?

No, the question will return again for one day every hundred years.  Then it will vanish into the highland mist.

[Modernity has failed us]

Context:

He was the best governor of Illinois that Connecticut ever had.

[Oakvale]

Do the Democratic hacks on this forum even understand dialectical materialism?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

o.k that's made my day

[IceSpear]

'Lissy hear, Mr. Ice Spear.
I am a Marxist.
And I you fear.
Because I am going to kick Hillary
in her bloated neoliberal rear.
Dialectical Materialism.

[IceSpear]

Does OC stand for overwhelmingly comedic?

RIP Otter

I guess OC was right in his predictions after all.

This race will be heavily contested snd Dems dont want Cotton in senate.

Thanks for that insight.

[Lief 🗽]

You bet I will, King!

Really dude?  I've been pleading with you to try mango to get a healthy snack into your food repertoire and you ignore me but the first recommendation of Fuddbuckers and you're all over it!?

C'mon man...

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Zero HP votes. He must be a great guy.

Massive FF of course. I pray he survives the "Pray the Gay Away © " therapy he is about to receive under armed transportation to the facility.

What if he became one of the few success stories?

There are so few of those, but at least they always wind up in the Senate on the GOP morals committee. 

[Lief 🗽]

Perfect time for a Brownback resurgence.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Why shouldn't we consider Olive Garden an Italian restaurant? It's Americanized favorites, for sure, but it's not like you won't see Spaghetti and Meatballs at every mom and pop local Italian joint either. In fact, local places with more trained chefs tend to bastardize the food more adding twists (green chile chicken lasagna is a weird one you see a lot out here).

It's got pasta, it's got garlic, it's got tomatoes, it's got basil. It's Eye-tally-an

What is it if it's not Italian?

I mean, I consider Taco Bell to be Mexican food even though 95% of the menu is not served at any other Mexican restaurant.

Taco Bell's nationality isn't Mexican, it's Stoner.

As someone who spent 3 times a week last semester going to Taco Bell at 2 AM in my pajamas, that's pretty accurate.

[Modernity has failed us]

Context:

The same way Travis "fixed" Old Yeller.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

yes, i allways use spel cheque.

[windjammer]

We Updaters are a proud and honorable people. If we cannot have our own subforum, we will not invade an innocent one.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

2010 house elections, since the majority of the bastards elected that year have similar views to Bushie's Oklahoma kin.

[windjammer]

Context:

So me vs. You?

[free my dawg]

In a perfect world, she and Tennant would both lose; and the great Phil Hudok would be the next United States Senator from West Virginia.