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« Reply #725 on: October 08, 2014, 09:08:55 PM »

What is the friggin deal with the call centers!?  Is this really the only thing anybody can do for temporary work in Oklahoma!?  Go work at [Inks]ing Braum's or something!  Hold a sign outside the car dealership!  Anything! 

A Yankee like you just doesn't understand the ways down here. Over a hundred years ago, honest, hardworking people settled the land. They fought famine and harsh weather and Indian raids. They called it Oklahoma. And with their hands - their calloused, strong hands - and a lot of grit and determination, they built call centers. Call centers, far as the eye can see. Glorious call centers from the Ozarks in the east to the plains in the west! This was their life, their pride, their legacy. And today, the next generation takes up the torch and continues the work of their forefathers. Answering phones, putting people on hold, assigning client ID numbers, escalating and resolving disputes, forwarding cases to the corporate office.

They may be humble people. They may not speak with your fancy Yankee accent and have your fancy Yankee ways. But without them, we'd never be able to understand why we got billed twice for our satellite TV this month, or why the direct debit for our gym membership hasn't posted to our bank account. Maybe you just don't understand, Hockey. Maybe you'll never understand.
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« Reply #726 on: October 09, 2014, 03:19:36 PM »

I stumbled on this election day comedy gold browsing Who's Online



I look around my neighborhood, and see business closing.  They were opened under G W Bush. 

A friend of mine, a local pastor, who had some rental properties, declared bankruptcy. 

My neighbor, a dress maker, who does beautiful work, had trouble making ends meet and then had to go on welfare; she's not stupid and had me download how to do a business plan once.  That hurt me because I use to be a welfare caseworker, and I hated the thought of this good, decent, honest, woman having to sit there and be interviewed, and even unintentionally, be humiliated like that.

With that, for the first time in two decades, I got off by butt and did some work for Romney, because Obama obviously wasn't helping.  Obama has made it worse.

For the record, my neighborhood is about 95% African American, and the people I mentioned are as well. 
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« Reply #727 on: October 09, 2014, 03:51:30 PM »

I stumbled on this election day comedy gold browsing Who's Online



I look around my neighborhood, and see business closing.  They were opened under G W Bush. 

A friend of mine, a local pastor, who had some rental properties, declared bankruptcy. 

My neighbor, a dress maker, who does beautiful work, had trouble making ends meet and then had to go on welfare; she's not stupid and had me download how to do a business plan once.  That hurt me because I use to be a welfare caseworker, and I hated the thought of this good, decent, honest, woman having to sit there and be interviewed, and even unintentionally, be humiliated like that.

With that, for the first time in two decades, I got off by butt and did some work for Romney, because Obama obviously wasn't helping.  Obama has made it worse.

For the record, my neighborhood is about 95% African American, and the people I mentioned are as well. 

It really makes one wonder, who is better at waxing poetic about the good times of GOP rule, Naso or JJ?
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« Reply #728 on: October 10, 2014, 12:57:58 AM »

To be honest, I would like backtored better if his posts were unintelligible.

Hopefully whoever made OC can create a Republican version and we can watch them interact.

"ark + ultra leftist hagen build dem sen majority with grimes as firewall"
"alaska fall to Rep party as IO sen cause ernst to win. roberts + cassidy seal gop sen maj."
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #729 on: October 10, 2014, 12:41:26 PM »


Better him than me.  If I want to read twits, I just need to read this forum.
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« Reply #730 on: October 10, 2014, 09:52:53 PM »


"Can I come inside for winning Survivor?"


"Not until MLB Baseball American League Championship Series Game 1 Baltimore Orioles vs. Kansas City Royals is over around 2300-0200 CST!"


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« Reply #731 on: October 11, 2014, 01:25:27 AM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=200235
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« Reply #732 on: October 11, 2014, 08:08:36 AM »

Honestly, my main problem with that sig is the use of a transphobic slur.
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« Reply #733 on: October 11, 2014, 08:31:21 AM »

A guy I know, talking to me years ago:

Guy: "Because I view it as a harmful and counter-productive activity that has a chance of screwing someones life in some cases, which varies depending on the situation."
Guy: you on teh drugs
Guy: post right after proves your point
Guy: british anarchist: "my most embarrasing memory was when I got stoned last year and refered to my girlfriend as a smelly potato...she was Irish and needless to say I was promptly dumped."
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« Reply #734 on: October 12, 2014, 12:31:42 AM »

Those appear to be considerably more than 35 mothef[inks]ing walruses, Tender.

European practice with numbers is to use the comma as the decimal point and either a period or a space as the thousands separator.  I realize the difference from American practice is sometimes confusing, but why in hell would anyone be counting thousandths of a walrus?  (And even if they wanted to, how could they?)

     German engineering, or in this case the closely related science of Austrian engineering, demands a degree of precision that can only be achieved by counting to the nearest thousandth of a walrus.
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« Reply #735 on: October 12, 2014, 09:17:38 AM »

Mr. Worf will break the glass ceiling when he becomes the first klingon governor of Pennsylvania. 
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« Reply #736 on: October 12, 2014, 09:55:35 AM »

I nominate Bushie. He has experience moderating the forum and a lot of free time on his hands.
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« Reply #737 on: October 12, 2014, 10:28:29 AM »

He said JJ had a boy personality. Sounds like JJ/Blondie is a trans, which would explain all the confusion.

Blondie is an asexual trans victimologist.

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« Reply #738 on: October 12, 2014, 08:08:36 PM »

It's interesting that white women now desire to have a big ass.  It's easy to get caught off guard these days when they ask you 'does my butt look big in this?'

I know if I had a daughter I would tell her to keep the pounds because boys love grabbing ass in bed at night...awful song.
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« Reply #739 on: October 12, 2014, 08:11:41 PM »

Gay penguin marriage is the hip new fad.


I don't know if your mistakes are deliberate here, or...

I was referring to the Census regions.
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« Reply #740 on: October 12, 2014, 09:29:46 PM »

I would be very happy to moderate a board on this fine site. As anyone can attest, I am a very fair person despite strong personal convictions.

I'd be fine with you moderating the 2004 U.S. Presidential Election Polls board.
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« Reply #741 on: October 13, 2014, 12:59:34 AM »

Now Putin can see gay marriage from his house Surprise
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« Reply #742 on: October 13, 2014, 11:05:47 AM »

In the opinion of Christianity thread:

Negative. Jesus just comes off as pretentious to me.
Granted, he does sometimes think he is holier than thou.
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« Reply #743 on: October 13, 2014, 02:17:15 PM »

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« Reply #744 on: October 13, 2014, 02:22:40 PM »


Classic.
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« Reply #745 on: October 14, 2014, 02:22:21 PM »

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« Reply #746 on: October 14, 2014, 05:53:14 PM »

SWE that post not only wasn't at all funny, it had a picture contained in it of people who had been murdered.  It doesn't belong in this thread.
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« Reply #747 on: October 14, 2014, 06:03:08 PM »

SWE that post not only wasn't at all funny, it had a picture contained in it of people who had been murdered.  It doesn't belong in this thread.
My bad, I could have sworn I was deluging it.
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« Reply #748 on: October 14, 2014, 08:37:12 PM »



Do you see this? Great Scott laughs at your puny poll. Why?

Because he is preparing for a glorious whipping of Charlie Two-Face.
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« Reply #749 on: October 14, 2014, 09:05:38 PM »



Do you see this? Great Scott laughs at your puny poll. Why?

Because he is preparing for a glorious whipping of Charlie Two-Face.
I kid you not, I painted that exact picture in Art Class last year with horrible results. I'm pretty sure I got the inspiration from when it was in Lief's sig. This year, I'm painting a selfie with me and a plaster chicken.
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