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[Joe Republic]

I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.

[King]

Bushie is going to go into winter hibernation soon.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Of course.  Design decisions made in the service of having a playable board game with simple and engaging mechanics should totally be taken as expert advice from actual epidemiologists.  Makes perfect sense. 

This is the same principle by which Risk proved that control of Australia is the most important step towards control of the world; or, to get even nerdier, how Twilight Struggle proved that domino theory was correct*.

[IceSpear]

Hey guys I wrote a rhyme

I loves me some LeBron
My knees go weak for Fitzgerald
If he gave me gay marriage
My virginity'd be imperiled

I'd Kasich him on the lips
Let him O-hi!-o! up my valley
And if the press came calling
I'd tell them all about me

I'm a real straight shooter
You can put that blunt down
That's right, get your act together
Because Adam's in town

I've got no time for that freedom
I'm not that introspective
If sexuality weren't an issue
I'd be ultraconservative

[Lief 🗽]

Pat Roberts (R-DC/Ukraine)

Gregory the Gallant will soon send the DC fossil to Chernobyl!

[Flake]

Junk Poll!

[Modernity has failed us]

cc: simple truths mine (context)

It's a start on restriction. 317 million Americans to go!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Bushie is going to go into winter hibernation soon.

http://wildkratts.wikia.com/wiki/Groundhog_Wakeup_Call

[Miles]

waiting for Phil to come and tell us why this poll is junk

Oh, sorry. It can't be junk! Only the Senate numbers are a joke because they show Roberts and Orman tied. This is obviously accurate!

I swear to god, you're the most arrogant, insufferable prick this side of Joe Biden. Welcome to ignore.

[Lief 🗽]

I wish the topic title wasn't sexually charged.

pretty good material for those with overlapping MILF and medical fetish.

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

♫ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ♫
Snowstalker: A typical capitalist plot to divert the proletariat from taking into their own hands the means of production.

♫ If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet! ♫
Snowstalker: True happiness will not be obtained until the people stomp the capitalist system into the dustbin of history.

♫ If you're happy and you know it, shout Amen! ♫
Snowstalker: As you can see, the predatory capitalists - like the rapacious feudalists before them - are quite happy to dope the masses with the opiate of religion.

[IceSpear]

It sure was nice for somebody to lend Mr. Crist a fan during that debate, he had left his at home.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

There is still room for Grimes to win this.

Yeah, in your head, which certainly has plenty of room.

Go play with your Santorum, Roberts and Brownback dolls, okay? Bye, little boy.

Ah, the "Senate Collection." Not available: Alison Lundergan Grimes.

[Modernity has failed us]

open your goddamn eyes SHEEPLE

THEY only allowed randall paul to be elected so that ZIONIST SHILLS like bacon king could peddle this exact theory

CHEMTRAILS.

[Joe Republic]

What's funny is everyone here thinks I'm being lazy and not actively looking for a job and napping all day or watching 15 hours of TV everyday.

I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.

That was obviously a typo.  I meant to say "should not need a nap".

I did take a nap yesterday.

[King]

So Bushie slept more hours than he was awake yesterday? Frightening.

[Lief 🗽]

Terrific gallows humor as we are forced to wish farewell to beloved Senator Mark Udall

Hispanics were 13%, yet there is no way in hell they are going to be less than 23% of the electorate.

[traininthedistance]

Meanwhile, white people riot for no apparent reason in Keene, NH.

White culture of violence at it again. Cops should have put those thugs down like the animals they are. No wonder they riot at a pumpkin festival when their thug music glorifies that kind of violence. When will leaders in the white community (like Ryan Seacrest and Bill O'Reilly) speak out against this destructive culture?!

[Modernity has failed us]

Meanwhile, white people riot for no apparent reason in Keene, NH.

White culture of violence at it again. Cops should have put those thugs down like the animals they are. No wonder they riot at a pumpkin festival when their thug music glorifies that kind of violence. When will leaders in the white community (like Ryan Seacrest and Bill O'Reilly) speak out against this destructive culture?!

Funny as this post is, it really does speak volumes.

[Bacon King]

Drink a full glass of water every hour on election night to stay healthy and hydrated! (the most fun option)

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Meanwhile, white people riot for no apparent reason in Keene, NH.

White culture of violence at it again. Cops should have put those thugs down like the animals they are. No wonder they riot at a pumpkin festival when their thug music glorifies that kind of violence. When will leaders in the white community (like Ryan Seacrest and Bill O'Reilly) speak out against this destructive culture?!

Funny as this post is, it really does speak volumes.

Great comedy often does.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

12 Years A Person.

[Modernity has failed us]

12 Years A Person.

This made me genuinely laugh at loud. Well done.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Waiting for confirmation from a credible firm, but this seems reasonable.

You guys are unbelievable.  If it's a joke firm, it's a joke firm.  And its results are crap and not reason for optimism or pessimism.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to X's Previous Post in This Thread

This post is dedicated to Rockefeller GOP!  Wherever you are Rocky, know that without your lack of reading comprehension skills, none of this would be necessary.


Introduction: Sometimes my posts in this thread can be confusing, some have even called them "unbelievable."  Fortunately, help is one the way  Whether you're mystified by complex phrases like "this seems reasonable" or baffled by fancy five-dollar words like "confirmation" and "waiting," after reading this post, you too will be able to understand a very short post I made in this thread.  Prepare to believe the "unbelievable!"

Part 1: In my previous post, the phrase "Waiting for confirmation..." meant that I am not going to read too much into this poll until there is more evidence to support its findings.

Part 2: In my previous post, the phrase "...from a credible firm" meant that I do not consider Rasmussen a remotely reliable polling company and that the evidence supporting this poll which I mentioned in Part 1 would need to come from a more reliable polling company.  Note: Some readers may need to refer back to Part 1 for reference."

Part 3: In my previous post, the word "but" was being used to link the final part of the sentence fragment to the part discussed in Part 1 and Part 2.

Part 4: In my previous post, the phrase "this seems reasonable" meant that I found the results of this poll believable and thought that they made sense, despite coming from Rasmussen.

See what critics are saying about The Complete Idiot's Guide to X's Previous Post in This Thread:

- Rockefeller GOP says its "unbelievable" and "...a reason for optimism"
- Read the post Krazen calls "Dominating!"
- "Ken Buck, Ken Buck?  Colorado.  Ken Buck.  KEN BUCK.  2010.  Ken Buck" writes Keystone Phil
- "Why does everyone hate me?" asks kitten whiskers

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