The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Enderman]

Governor Riley Keaton takes to the microphone

Lablr

Is this a new dating app for socialists?

[Enderman]

I'm still smarting from my bad experience with watching the movie "The Fifth Element".  I was very disappointed to learn that it wasn't about boron.

[Enderman]

If there is something bad, I'm sure my moderators will be up to the task of handling it.  But do we really want this thread to reach page 10?  I made this website for election maps, so I don't understand why you're spending so much time on this "Forum Community" board.

Thanks,
Dave

Here, happy now?

I'm satisfied with your efforts, but let me be clear.  The only maps that can truly make me "happy", and forgetful of my imprisonment in Tender Branson's basement are those maps that I color in myself.  Fortunately, Tender allows me ample time every day for map coloring.

Thanks,
Dave

[Enderman]

At this point I can't imagine using the forum with signatures turned on. They add nothing.

So you don't associate me with a spunky Latina governor...?

[Enderman]

I read through the Sulfur Mine Thread then suddenly:

I have been across the entire state in three days, and boy do I have some tales to tell.

[Enderman]

It depends if it contains Dihydrogen Monoxide or not.

[Enderman]

From the Offices of Dr. Cynic,
At Large Senator: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

To: The Reality or Nothing Organization

My office has received your letter of August, 27 stating your intentions. My response is: KISS MY ASS!

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Cynic.