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[Joe Republic]

Well, at least Ernest has one fan.  So there's that.

[Joe Republic]

Good call on the edit, Ernest.  We don't want the jailed mass murderer to call Dave on copyright infringement.

[Joe Republic]

killing has nothing to do with sex. Religions messed up in the minds of people what Judging is. They turned it into condemning. This is godly judging. King James Bible Luke 7:43: 40 - 43.And Jesus answering said unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. And he saith, Master, say on. 41There was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence, and the other fifty. 42And when they had nothing to pay, he frankly forgave them both. Tell me therefore, which of them will love him most? 43Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
How is man’s legal system run? Not that way, I can assure you.
Had people know that Jesus was God with blood in him for a time people would not have done what they did to him.  People unknowingly repeating the processes to others over and over calling it good.

The comedy comes from which thread he posted this in.

[Joe Republic]

Bolding is mine:

The word "boiswasasis" or however it's spelled should be banned too. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the Marxist term for the man in charge.

[Joe Republic]

(I have a fetish for doing it on July 4).

[Joe Republic]

I am done with this update for right now.  I am not going to get into a back and forth with anybody over an argument they can't win.  It's not fair to them.  I am going to focus on what I need to do to make myself a more successful Godly man.

[Joe Republic]

I don't know why they keep posting in the Update thread.  It's obviously clear that I have stopped posting in that thread.

[Joe Republic]

I wish reform was geared more towards increasing the supply, rather than demand, for healthcare.

Why are you applying an economic analysis used to determine the price of widgets, wheat or dildos to the provision of healthcare?

[Joe Republic]

What does Rafael Nadal bring to tennis?

a racket?

[Joe Republic]

Idiocracy at it's finest:

Sen.(and coal mine owner) Brandon Smith:

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http://www.nationaljournal.com/energy/kentucky-senator-on-global-warming-there-are-no-coal-mines-on-mars-20140708

His aide said that he misspoke.  The link has actually video.



And Sen. Kevin Sinnette on how climate change didn't kill the dinosaurs

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http://wkms.org/post/kentucky-lawmakers-attack-climate-change-science-discussion-carbon-regulations

Honestly, I'm not real sure what point he was going after.

[Joe Republic]

WTF? Your name is "Rogue Beaver". I'm pretty sure that's the code word used by bros at the club for a girl who is flying solo.

[Joe Republic]

This is exactly why Aizen was allowed to return:

Why not just leak the whole board?

[Joe Republic]

I don't like to mention the Oxford thing

[Joe Republic]

I know that the forum will appreciate this crime against cartography from The New Republic:



Are they even trying? Who would look at that map and think that it conveys any useful information?

This man:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=3398

[Joe Republic]

An Update update:

Full belly + vegetating in the love seat + watching TV = big yawns...

I am so happy and grateful that God allowed me to put in a full week of work

My nerves were always frayed in the call centers with customers cussing me out from sunup to sundown.

I don't like to drive 80 miles JUST for dinner.  That seems rather excessive.

[Joe Republic]

Bushie, you should do the ice bucket challenge in similar fashion as you diet.

Ease in by taking a warm shower first and then eventually work up to forgetting all about doing it.

[Joe Republic]

Still sending good thoughts to Bushie's family, but sorry....

but im guessing it is something like his grandmother's second cousin's husband's godson came down with appendicitis.

Given the interbreeding in Oklahoma, the grandmother's second cousin's husband's godson could be Bushie himself!

[Joe Republic]

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE ANUS DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU SHAT WILL BE PAINFUL.


A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

[Joe Republic]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=200235

[Joe Republic]

I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.

[Joe Republic]

What's funny is everyone here thinks I'm being lazy and not actively looking for a job and napping all day or watching 15 hours of TV everyday.

I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.

That was obviously a typo.  I meant to say "should not need a nap".

I did take a nap yesterday.