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[Antonio the Sixth]

I do believe many lesbians are predatory and angry at their fathers and society and as a result try to seduce straight women, as a way of getting revenge against society's males.

can you please leave?

maybe you won't leave because you're a predatory troll who's angry at a forum administrator who banned you when you were 12, and as a result you try to make sock accounts, as a way of getting revenge against the internet.

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Deleted posts I also stand by:

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Relevant:

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I might be wrong though. You could try answering my questions I asked a few posts up.

It's happened very rarely and not for a while... and it was requested.

A woman texted you and said "I want to see a picture of your penis?"

It not like it was random ... there's usually some sort of build-up to the dick-pic lol

"Hey Polnut"

"Hey Marissa, what's up?"

"Not much we're working on the Vietnamese mining contract so I'm stuck in the office. You?"

"I just got back actually. Policy proposal, had to go to the archives."

"Bummer. What are you doing now?"

"Having a beer. Not a very good one to be honest, it's gone flat."

""

"Yeah it's actually the worst. Just me and a flat beer. Rather pathetic haha"

"You know what else was pathetic? That guy the other day"

"What do you mean?"

"He was actually terrible, he could barely get it up and it didn't amount to much even then."

"Haha that's not a problem I have, a tragedy though"

"Really..."

"Yup"

"I want to see a picture of your penis."

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Why is The Obamanation still here?

Again, the real question is, why does he exist in the first place?

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Over the last couple months especially (though it's existed as a problem for the past year), I've gained something of a reputation as an overly bitter troll of the far-right variety (as well as general sage-shaming). I've cognitively understood that I'm probably not bringing much positive contribution to the revolution, though by virtue of having a rather dull life outside Wall Street (and more and more in Wall Street ) and having been in a chronically neoliberal mood for a while now (though I've felt a bit socialistic lately), I haven't really made an effort to improve myself as a friend.

So I'm sorry to those I've needlessly gone after or tried to get a rise out of Snowstalker, and to the forum in general for being something of a centrist troll. Will I be fine after this? Of course not, and I still have rather normal views (though that doesn't excuse me being a poor man's oakvale about them). But hopefully with some encouragement I can improve myself and reestablish myself as a valued and veteran contributor to the People's Revolution.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=191927.0

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Probably Reagan, but for reasons largely unrelated to their respective actions.

This is the correct answer.

Obviously, given that Carter left office with double-digit unemployment and rampant inflation.

Not to mention with Ronald Reagan as President.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Would an international friend zone be something along the lines of the following?

israel: hey palestine can we have all your stuff

palestine: no can we just be friends

israel: god palestine you're such a bitch i hate you

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Tom Vilsack? Wha-

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I chuckled.

How can you be God and not be able to beat Italy?

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In terms of which is more likely to be alive? The cat.

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ROFLMAO

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The worst is that Snowstalker is making some pro-ISIS posts that would qualify that are getting ignored.

There's nothing wrong in being a fan of Egyptian deities. I'm pro-Isis and pro-Osiris, though my favourite goddess is Bastet because I adore cats.

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Who wouldn't want to be circumcised though?

Me?

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Einzge is a victim of the sheeple's aversion to his byzantine labyrinth of obfuscationary semantics. The neutered cowards of the Atlas Forum react with fear and horror when reading anything of an excellent intellectual and genetic pedigree, in an intriguingly similar way to the average negress or heeb.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Case race tomorrow evening. My great-grand big is supposedly recruiting alums to swing by, and I've got at least two members of the crew living in the House as well as some of the other actives and recent graduates that have indicated they'll be here. When I get back from work, however, I'm too lazy to try to organize this crap, so I'm kinda winging it. Oh well. If we even have three teams of three (not going the typical 2/24 route, but instead 3/30), I'll be happy.

what the ****k does any of this mean

"A competition will be held tomorrow evening wherein teams of men will compete to see which team can drink an entire case of beer the fastest. My mentor's mentor's mentor in the fraternity is finding fraternity brothers who graduated with him to come, plus at least two people who are currently living in the fraternity house itself (plus other current and recently graduated fraternity brothers) will be attending. I'm too lazy to organize the event myself though. Even if only nine people show up I will consider it a success. If necessary we can have three teams of three men drinking from those cases of beer that come with thirty beers, as opposed to the traditional setup of teams of two drinking from cases of beer that come with twenty four beers."

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Suárez seem to have good taste. Italian food is the best.

The second sentence, taken out of context, doubles as Simple Truth.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=194587

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Inevitably, FF will win a landslide victory in 2045 when the forum becomes majority Hispanic.

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A poltroon.

Such a slanderous attack on my character will not stand.  I am not the cowardly duel-dodger Einzige, I am a man who will defend his honor.  Pick your seconds and your weapons, sir, and let us see which one of us is truly the poltroon.

I, unlike the timid and weak Einzige, am no duel-dodger. I stand by my word, which is my honour. En Guard.

Who's this scoundrel that has entered my sight?
Why, since potatoes, he's Eire's greatest blight! 
He dares call me poltroon?  A dog with no bite
St. Paddy should've put this Celtic snake to flight!

Gully they call him, and gullible he is
Æthelred's prepared better comebacks than his
Foyle's the surname and foiled's his biz
His rhymes are as archaic as the dress on Queen Liz.

You lose this round Gully, but hey, it's not your fault
At least you have more courage than that coward Meursault
A worse man would've seen this challenge and gone Galt
Peace out.  I have a date with a straight-up single malt.

A post that belongs in the Goldmine, the Gallery, and the Sulphur Mine, all in one!

Bolded is particularly good! Legendary.

That was truly epic.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Summary of the most recent Inksgate:

Someone please clarify the situation:

[Antonio the Sixth]

Nine match ban from his national team and a four month ban from the Forum in general.

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but I'm done worrying about Randy's behavior.

For those not aware, imagine Inks at his Nixonian worst but on crack... and imagine that said person owned the site and continues to own the domain name...

Wow.