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I went full Atlas last night.

Guys, don't go full Atlas

Juicy details?

Decided to explain to a group of people (including the girl I'm into), with maps, about my theory about Flight 370 and where I was from.

In all fairness nobody was sober, but it's safe to say I made sh*tting the bed look like an Olympic sport

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As I said once I'd moderate not per the Terms of Service but the the Word of Jesus Christ.  For there is neither troll nor quality poster, neither banned nor unbanned, nor is there red avatar or blue avatar for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

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Context needed.

Perhaps I should order me a tiara to wear while posting.

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BRTD's 'contributions' to this thread, and responses to that:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=193217.msg4182462#new

Specifically:

Reminds me of how if a travel agent hadn't screwed up we wouldn't have had any of Seth MacFarlane's contributions to pop culture post-9/11. Now that'd be pretty tough to fathom and quite depressing too.

'contributions'

Look at it this way: No one would have ever heard of Sneakers O'Toole.

Somehow, the terrorists won again.

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Wasn't aware than The Wizard of Oz was a role game.

I'm SOOOOO disappointed someone deleted this thread before I could enjoy whatever life tragedy it addressed.

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Context

My recommendation is to leave Bugs Bunny alone and spend some quality time with Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire at either his mansion or his yacht.

Well, I laughed.

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A most unexpected contributor to this compendium.

From the "Have you ever asked someone the color of their urine?" thread.

As a pick up line; it didn't work.

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Atlas is the only family I have.  Each and every one of you is like an obnoxious drunk uncle to me.

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Credit where credit is due.

Your post sounds like it's straight out of 1994 when people would actually buy into this authoritarianism. Sounds like my high school right after the 'Footloose' era.

I don't know what you're talking about. 2014 is nothing like 1994. It's not like Full House will be on TV or Dumb and Dumber in theaters. Or the Republicans might win back the Senate.

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To be honest, I would like backtored better if his posts were unintelligible.

Hopefully whoever made OC can create a Republican version and we can watch them interact.

"ark + ultra leftist hagen build dem sen majority with grimes as firewall"
"alaska fall to Rep party as IO sen cause ernst to win. roberts + cassidy seal gop sen maj."

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Waiting for confirmation from a credible firm, but this seems reasonable.

You guys are unbelievable.  If it's a joke firm, it's a joke firm.  And its results are crap and not reason for optimism or pessimism.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to X's Previous Post in This Thread

This post is dedicated to Rockefeller GOP!  Wherever you are Rocky, know that without your lack of reading comprehension skills, none of this would be necessary.


Introduction: Sometimes my posts in this thread can be confusing, some have even called them "unbelievable."  Fortunately, help is one the way  Whether you're mystified by complex phrases like "this seems reasonable" or baffled by fancy five-dollar words like "confirmation" and "waiting," after reading this post, you too will be able to understand a very short post I made in this thread.  Prepare to believe the "unbelievable!"

Part 1: In my previous post, the phrase "Waiting for confirmation..." meant that I am not going to read too much into this poll until there is more evidence to support its findings.

Part 2: In my previous post, the phrase "...from a credible firm" meant that I do not consider Rasmussen a remotely reliable polling company and that the evidence supporting this poll which I mentioned in Part 1 would need to come from a more reliable polling company.  Note: Some readers may need to refer back to Part 1 for reference."

Part 3: In my previous post, the word "but" was being used to link the final part of the sentence fragment to the part discussed in Part 1 and Part 2.

Part 4: In my previous post, the phrase "this seems reasonable" meant that I found the results of this poll believable and thought that they made sense, despite coming from Rasmussen.

See what critics are saying about The Complete Idiot's Guide to X's Previous Post in This Thread:

- Rockefeller GOP says its "unbelievable" and "...a reason for optimism"
- Read the post Krazen calls "Dominating!"
- "Ken Buck, Ken Buck?  Colorado.  Ken Buck.  KEN BUCK.  2010.  Ken Buck" writes Keystone Phil
- "Why does everyone hate me?" asks kitten whiskers

Came here to post this.

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Defending women on the Atlas forum so that you can have sex with women doesn't seem like the best strategy.

I don't know about you, but I regularly defend womankind on the Atlas forum just so I can print out my posts and distribute copies to attractive women at local clubs.  I'm hoping that some day, one of them will catch on as to what my intentions are.  So far, it's only yielded confusion.

Amazing. Hall of Fame worthy! (if we had one)