The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

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Please reserve your preservation of funny posts for this thread. RIP last Comedy Goldmine.

YES, AND CAPITALISM WILL FALL BECAUSE OF THE FALLING TENDENCY OF THE RATE OF PROFIT.

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Shouldn't this be named after JayJay with the title?

I hoped that that was clear but sure.

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J.J. isn't funny though. Doesn't make sense to name a goldmine after him.

He wasn't haha funny but he was pretty funny in an unintentional kind of way.

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Context:

You're an African American

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America's like that hot chick everyone wants, and illegal immigrants are all the nerds that she should say "no" to.

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Guntaker has it ever occurred to you that you have no sense of humour

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Click for context -

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Yes (gay)

I'm assuming those of you who said no actually hired a professional photographer to take photos for you.

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Note-perfect Sam Spade parody:

Whether he's an FF or an HP should be clear to anyone who's been paying attention…..not that I expect that many of you are smart enough to realize that.  Look, it should be obvious that the vote in this thread is going to go one of two ways.  I'm pretty sure I know which way that's going to be, but it depends on two factors that you probably aren't considering.

Are you doing your best to imitate the Oracle at Delphi?  Spit it out, MM.

Be patient.

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There shall be no law governing this. Who ever is an adult and wishes to make a porn, make it. Who ever is an adult, or whose parents consent to watching porn, should be free to watch it.

I guess we can just lock the thread now. God has spoken.

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Of course. They want to ban everybody interesting.

Wouldn't that work in your favour?

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I think you'll find that many, many Conservative ministers over the past century have had beards...

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For the record I have Sephardi ancestry on my father's side.

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Every human on the planet would fit into a sphere with a diameter of several kilometers. That doesn't mean that it can be done ("even with computers!", to quote Christipher Moltisanti)

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I'd say being six weeks ahead of the World Health Organization based solely on reading news reports is pretty damned impressive. Another thing I deserve accolades on with this.

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Do the Democratic hacks on this forum even understand dialectical materialism?

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What does individual politics got to do with ANYTHING?

INDIVIDUAL POLITICS???

F U ridiculous MORON forum!!

F U

F U!

What's wrong with "you guys"

I know it was only down to one sole moronic soul who decided that this was beyond his worth as a human being to consider comedians as actual human beings.