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Snowstalker making a Comedy Thread?

No.

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Stop giving my avatar a horrible name you pest. 

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Kal is definitely a great poster .

I'm flattered. Jus don't go BRTD by making dozens of "Kalwejt v. XXX" polls

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CNN BREAKING NEWS



Good evening and thank you for joining us this evening, I'm Wolf Blitzer reporting live from the Situation Room.  Top story tonight; CNN is projecting that voters on the online forum US Election Atlas have overwhelmingly voted their disapproval of forum member NewYorkExpress, in a crushing vote of no confidence.

Opinion of NewYorkExpress:
Freedom Fighter    28.8%
Horrible Person      71.2%

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Honey or Sweetie  (Joe Biden normal)

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Just promise to be tender, Branson.

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Thank goodness for this thread; I've been sitting on this information for close to five years... unable to hold it much longer...

When the forum crashed for a day one time, here was the *REAL* reason for what happened:

One of the mysql tables crashed.  this happens from time to time and I have to repair it.  Don't know why.  I'm working on reducing the load on the site - freeing up disk space and trying to find processor hogs.

Dave

Booking my flight to Moscow as I type this.

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don't belittle memphis he has just been enlightened by THE CHART

He forgot about the Baroque Age.

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yes, i allways use spel cheque.

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I know he is trolling, but this is actually funny:

Most people who say they are for "Women's Rights" are actually feminist-supremacists who don't deserve any attention or respect from a civilized and mature forum like Atlas.

The best part.

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The real tragedy here is that Bushie wasn't born in similar circumstances in Saudi Arabia, because he could have easily landed a nice gig in the Saudi government with awesome conditions and insanely good job security - where you're paid to do nothing all day, surf the internet, play games online, go to prayer during working hours, take a nap at noon, leave the office at 2-3pm to head home and ingest piles of sh**t (given that Saudis mostly eat the same sh**t as Bushie does, and KSA has the same chains as in Oklahoma...) and do whatever mundane daily activities for the rest of the day. Besides, KSA has free healthcare, no taxes, cheap gas and apparently even subsidized (if not free) cars and housing for public servants. There's certainly little incentive to actually work if your job is a push-paper redundancy in the government there, so there'd obviously be no risk of getting canned within a month.

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Yes, yes, don't ban him. Just cut off one of his hands.

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That's not cool, guys. Stop ripping on Lindsey Graham because of his sexuality. Rip on his because he's an useless asshole.

I suspect it's seen plenty of use.

Came here to post it, lol.

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Why does Adam always have his mouth open like that

"It's called a smile, oakvale."

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Classic.

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RIP NY. 

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The above posts show the Atlas Left in complete disarray. Further proof of the coming GOP tidal wave.

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I don't know what future he'll have after losing to Joni Ernst next week.

Classic Joe.

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I don't think Dave was able to send his absentee ballot from Tender's dungeon

No worry, I took it to the post office ...

Just came in to post it, but I guess it deserves a double mention.

I don't think Dave was able to send his absentee ballot from Tender's dungeon

No worry, I took it to the post office ...