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Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

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Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

You may not understand humor.

He's secretly Ted Cruz.  So I think the joke just hits a bit close to home for him.

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This could also go in the Delgue, but I have a dark sense of humor.

Sing this to the tune of Carly Simon "You're so vain"


Oh, you walked into your bedroom, like you were walking into a fog
Your hand strategically wrapped around your gun, you were emotionally sick as a dog
You had one thumb on the trigger as you gazed into the bore
Now all the band knows that they’ll need a partner, they’ll need a partner, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

You could have tried this several years ago, when you were still in your teens
Oh, but NOOOO, you had to go and bore us all with your flannels and worn-out jeans
But you gave up way too soon my friend, you could have learned how to sing
You had some dreams, now there’s brains in your cornflakes, brains in your cornflakes, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

Well, I heard you would shoot up heroin, I guess you were naturally dumb
And you drank yourself into a coma, cause you were totally sick of the grunge
But your mom said, “Son, don’t join that club, with Hendrix and all the rest”
But you had the nerve and a round in the chamber, round in the chamber, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

Who’s gonna clean up the couch and the carpet, couch and the carpet?, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

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write-in: Elizabeth Taylor

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Thanks guys!

As I said once I'd moderate not per the Terms of Service but the the Word of Jesus Christ.  For there is neither troll nor quality poster, neither banned nor unbanned, nor is there red avatar or blue avatar for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

I tend to be more Old Testament when it comes to moderating, yet considering how many people want to crucify us moderators, maybe New Testament moderating would be more appropriate.  My main concern with making you a mod is you might use the loaves and fishes technique to increase your already considerable post count.

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Currently watching some HBO, and I gotta say easy FS vote right here!  Naked women making out with each other is one of the things that makes America truly great!  Vote FS if you agree!

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If the forum consensus is that Obamanation is an awful poster, does this mean oakvale and him are now best friends?

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NewYorkExpress is somehow both a spambot and severely mentally ill.

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Firstly, who dares post an election map from some other place on the US Election Atlas, with the wrong color scheme used?  And secondly, why is New Brunswick suddenly located between Kansas and South Dakota?

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Write-In: Tupac

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Context needed

You mean to tell me they're different shows?

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Scott Summers

Cyclops is running? Is that why he wasn't in Days of Future Past?

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Ted Cruz: Dopey
Jeb Bush: Bashful
Chris Christie: Grumpy
John Thune: Happy
Peter King: Sneezy
Rick Perry: Sleepy
Rand Paul: Doc

Some are tenuous, but what the heck!

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LBJ Republicans?

HPs

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One of the worst figures in American History. Dude should be put on trial for treason against humanity.


KKK>Cheney and I'm black

Woah woah man. I'm the forum black guy. Go find your own white people.

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The North Korean regime is a cancer in the heart of Northeast Asia that must be ripped out- even if it costs Seoul in the process.

What profits a man to gain the world, and lose his Seoul?

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bag of weed / cute lil bong - 538
Inks / Jeb Bush - 0

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This entire thread.

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If anyone wants to see a picture of TX Conservative Dem, PM me.

Why?  Is he hot?

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Absolutely not.  I'm a Native American and the name does not offend me.  Everybody likes to get butt hurt over something and this is a pointless exercise that serves absolutely no purpose, but to satisfy the taste buds of political correctness activists.

What % Native are you?

1/32

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I hadn't heard of Braum's before, and now that I have, I have decided for obvious reasons that I hate the place.

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i like girls but there is NOTHING better then a sexi hott dude

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And 41.

That's an anniversary worth celebrating!

Even if you're not an Allende fan, celebrating the death of a democratically elected leader who would be replaced by a brutal dictator is pretty disgusting.

Atlas Forum doesn't really know what a joke is.

Being funny in the first place generally helps people know when you're joking.

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Damn you Adam Mendez-Flynn-Glazowski-Chanut-Harper-Zhang-Rothman-Wald!  I was going to post that here myself.  Damn you to the uttermost reaches of the Islets of Langerhans!

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Zero HP votes. He must be a great guy.

Massive FF of course. I pray he survives the "Pray the Gay Away © " therapy he is about to receive under armed transportation to the facility.

What if he became one of the few success stories?

There are so few of those, but at least they always wind up in the Senate on the GOP morals committee.