The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

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Obsessing over me won't help you get the dictatorship of the proletariat.

The Professor?

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Obsessing over me won't help you get the dictatorship of the proletariat.

The Professor?

I don't know if you were here when The Professor turned out to be Aizen, but The Professor turned out to be Aizen, and then recently Aizen came back for real (as Panda Express), so let's hope he doesn't have Mr. Pollo as a sock as well. It's not like it's a hard comedic style to imitate (although imitating it well is another issue).

I was there for all of that, still it just seemed very funny to follow the "doing x won't help you get y" formula, whether it is The Professor or not.

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Dave Liep pays me for trolling this dump.

He should have paid you to learn the spelling of "Leip".

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The Hipsters are surrendering?  Finally this bloody war can come to a conclusion.  At least the good guys won.

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Del Tachi, I served with Ted Kennedy. I knew Ted Kennedy. Ted Kennedy was a friend of mine. Del Tachi, these Senators are no Ted Kennedy.

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I post here.

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He must have been misquoted.  There's no way in hell he would have used the term 'Democratic Party'.

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I've never smoked it, but I have ingested it.  They were some good brownies though.

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Whoa, Phil, please take your disgusting anti-Kanye hate speech somewhere else. No wants that on this forum.

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It's supposed to be three lines, 17 syllables, with five in the first line, seven in the middle, and five at the end.  Here, like this:

Me not so horny
Me like women, I think, but
Maybe man will do.

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"You know, Russia is the largest country by land mass on the planet." - Phil
"JUST LYK SANTORUM WAS GONNA WIN, RITE PHIL?!1!1!" - unoriginal posters

Yeah it must be terrible when posters make the same joke long after it went stale.

By the way, what ideology am I this week, Phil?

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The never ending jokes about your constant ideology changes are no where near stale, Josh.

You want another 2 years?

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And I did gasp audibly when Paul Ryan came out.

Oh he did, finally?  I can't say I'm as shocked.

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Absolutely not.  I'm a Native American and the name does not offend me.  Everybody likes to get butt hurt over something and this is a pointless exercise that serves absolutely no purpose, but to satisfy the taste buds of political correctness activists.

What % Native are you?

1/32

Wow, that's almost full-on native.  You should get a cool name like Two Cats Fucking or something like that.

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Deadly Poisonous Zanzibar Hamster.

omg lol your soooo random xD

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Credit where credit is due:

Future generations will find Bob McDonnell smiling back at them when they look up "fall from grace" in the dictionary.

Hardly a comedic post, way more rooted in truth than anything.

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cc: sawx

I'm 20, what do I know?

The drinking age in this country may be 21, but I've honestly never heard of anyone waiting until then to drink.

Now you have.

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Lincoln - Do you need to go the theatre tonight?

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I was unable to tell any difference between your thread "any hott homo dudes post here" and the existing "Post a Picture of Yourself 2014" thread so I merged them together

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(all Leips here are free range)

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He was the best governor of Illinois that Connecticut ever had.

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The same way Travis "fixed" Old Yeller.

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HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS

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But Jesus wants a lower a capital gains tax.

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Honestly, my main problem with that sig is the use of a transphobic slur.