The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

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Kerouac? Is that you?

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I'm pretty honest about admitting when another guy is good looking.  It's never bothered me to be open about it, and I'm pretty straight

LOL, what a delusional little queer!

Uh, how is this in any way funny?

People can't even make fun of themselves now? This is getting quite annoying.

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I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

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I voted to say I wanted Nunn to win, so why didn't I get Handel?

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What is this? Some sort of competition?

How's Oxford going?  You haven't reminded all of us about that in a while.

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February 29, 2004

Fundraiser at Timber Lake Playhouse, Mount Carroll, Illinois (For Barack Obama, Daniel Hynes, Inez Tannenbaum, Tom Daschle, Betty Castor and Peter Deutsch) (Performing Beauty and the Beast; Special Hybrid Edtion)

(Casting for Beauty and the Beast; Babette; Patti LaBelle. Monsiuer D'Arque; Jeremy Irons. The Bimbettes; Britney Spears, Anika Noni Rose and Tia Carrrere.  Wardrobe (Madam Grande La Bouche) Madonna. Lefou; Howie Mandel. Maurice; Sylvester Stallone.  Chip; Scott Irby-Ranniar
Mrs Potts; Angela Lansbury. Cogsworth; Neil Patrick Harris. Lumiere; Michael Gambon. Gaston; Pierce Brosnan. Beast; Brad Pitt. Belle; Celine Dion; Narrator; Tom Vilsack)

I know that, whenever I'm putting on a production of Beauty and the Beast in Illinois for the South Carolina Superintendent of Education, I have it narrated by the Governor of Iowa.

I'm pretty sure that Howard Stern should have been cast as the candle stick.

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It gets better....

Mike Viqueira killed in poison gas attack!



Mike Viqueira was killed today in a botched terrorist attack on the White House. The plotters, Idris bin Hamdan al-Fahmy of Nazzan village in Upper Nile province of sudan, and Elkhateb bin Mawnis of Alzanaj oasis in Hail Province of Saudi Arabia, used Phosphonofluoridic acid gas from a rented Shell tanker, releasing the gas all around the vicinity of the American Presidential Palace. Louis E. Imhof III, a candidate for County Clerk in Passaic County, New Jersey, was also killed in the attack, as were seven other non-notables.

Please delete...

No.

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So Hillary Clinton has been arrested?

Sorry, couldn't resist

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Jerry needs to get an internship in Aaron Schock's office next summer.

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The North Korean regime is a cancer in the heart of Northeast Asia that must be ripped out- even if it costs Seoul in the process.

What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their Seoul?

Similar to Train's answer.

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I think the cocaine is what gets the floor traders fired up.

Damnit, Adam's signature is stretching the page again....

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I see LGBTs have finally begun discriminating against each other on the basis of their own internal hierarchies.  In other words, they have officially been been accepted by and assimilated into American society

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Yeah, but similar to the above, I got bored of it after like a day. I preferred building things with Legos and then crashing them into each other and destroying them.

Of course nowadays children are too busy watching high definition pornography on their iPads to play with wholesome toys like that.

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Jodi Sweetin needs more drug money I guess

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Credit where credit is due:

Future generations will find Bob McDonnell smiling back at them when they look up "fall from grace" in the dictionary.

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No, it made me laugh. The posts that make you puke in your mouth (like the ones defending rapists, for instance) are worse.

Said the poster with Hillary all over his signature. (I kid, I kid - beating a dead horse surely).

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Do you see this? Great Scott laughs at your puny poll. Why?

Because he is preparing for a glorious whipping of Charlie Two-Face.

I kid you not, I painted that exact picture in Art Class last year with horrible results. I'm pretty sure I got the inspiration from when it was in Lief's sig. This year, I'm painting a selfie with me and a plaster chicken.

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Do you see this? Great Scott laughs at your puny poll. Why?

Because he is preparing for a glorious whipping of Charlie Two-Face.

I kid you not, I painted that exact picture in Art Class last year with horrible results. I'm pretty sure I got the inspiration from when it was in Lief's sig. This year, I'm painting a selfie with me and a plaster chicken.

LOL seriously? Do you have a picture?

Your teacher must have been creeped out...

It came out so bad that you can't tell who it is. In fact, it became a totally differant person. Both are bald and have their mouths open.

And no, my teacher didn't know what inspired it. It was an inside joke between me and this girl who I was into at the time.