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[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The solution to this problem is to not cut the string. These fellows ought to keep it at its full length and use it to strangle the owners who have put them into this plight. They should use the threat of this string to advocate for redistribution of wealth that they might be able to afford better toys.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

mods, pls ban Simfan from posting in this thread, thanks

Or at least ban him from quoting five posts in a row from the same poster.  Maybe one or two of those belong here, but certainly not all five!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

WTF, Simi, Ernest hasn't said anything remotely humorous since 2005.

That's because my comedy is up close and personal instead of remote.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

So I'm going off to Iowa tomorrow...

Why?

Visiting Grinnell College. Also its rather embarassing to admit, but it'll be the first time I'm out of California...

Look, we know you're thinking about a 2016 run.  You don't have to hide it.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

Even if it hadn't been deleted, it wasn't funny enough.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I really wished my "Hilfly is a crack baby" survived long enough to make it here. Alas, it was deleted too soon .

Even if it hadn't been deleted, it wasn't funny enough.

Isn't humor based on a matter of Opinion?

And I gave mine.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Lol for the Tito-Stalinism part...

For some reason I've misread that as Tiso-Stalinism

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Look at the rate of sexual assault in the US armed forces and then tell me more about how our recruits aren't scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

perhaps we should recruit more on college campuses?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Click for context:

Yes, I am...

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The North Korean regime is a cancer in the heart of Northeast Asia that must be ripped out- even if it costs Seoul in the process.

What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their Seoul?

Similar to Train's answer.

We likely were using different translations of the same obvious Synoptic verse.  (Mark 8:36; Matthew 16:26; Luke 9:25)

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Adam Griffin for moderator!

Seconded.

Thirded

Fourthed.

Fifthed.

c-c-c-combo breaker?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

From a thread where people give advice to former presidents on what they should have done during their presidency:

Bill Clinton: Control your dick!

George W Bush: Control your Dick!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Over on the Individual Politics board just now (no screenshot as I'm lazy) the topic "Which major right wing party do you prefer?" was followed by "The US Democratic Party or the Communist Party of Greece"

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Bushie is going to go into winter hibernation soon.

http://wildkratts.wikia.com/wiki/Groundhog_Wakeup_Call

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Meanwhile, white people riot for no apparent reason in Keene, NH.

White culture of violence at it again. Cops should have put those thugs down like the animals they are. No wonder they riot at a pumpkin festival when their thug music glorifies that kind of violence. When will leaders in the white community (like Ryan Seacrest and Bill O'Reilly) speak out against this destructive culture?!

Funny as this post is, it really does speak volumes.

Great comedy often does.