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Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

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So this creates an interesting logic problem - if this poll (as I assume it will) indicates a consensus for "yes" I'll have to start basing my opinions on the forum consensus.

Welcome to the forum consensus. Here's your complimentary Ready for Hillary bumper sticker and Same Love vinyl.

Atlas Forum Consensus:

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How many religions are based on math, logic, reason or science?

Pythagoreanism would seem to be a logical candidate.

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I respect classic country, love The Man in Black, but hate all the modern crap.

Will Smith is a country musician?

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Do they not have mental hospitals in OK?

I'm not sure. I imagine at this point that they've given up and recognized Oklahoma as one large madhouse.

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Context:

Progressive Liberal

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And 41.

That's an anniversary worth celebrating!

Even if you're not an Allende fan, celebrating the death of a democratically elected leader who would be replaced by a brutal dictator is pretty disgusting.

Atlas Forum doesn't really know what a joke is.

Being funny in the first place generally helps people know when you're joking.

We got the Sulphur Mine for burns like that.

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Voted. Had to wait in a line. Never had to do that in the past twelve years.

And how did you vote- I'm guessing yes?

As I recall afleitch was planning to vote No after being swayed by BRTD's arguments.

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Context:

Haile Gebreselassie says he wants to run.

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I know he is trolling, but this is actually funny:

Most people who say they are for "Women's Rights" are actually feminist-supremacists who don't deserve any attention or respect from a civilized and mature forum like Atlas.

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The days of female sexuality being controlled by men are over, and thank Zeus for that.

Really? 

Of all the gods in the pantheon you might thank for relinquishing male control of female sexuality, you pick one famous not only for seduction and rape, but also one famous for swallowing the only goddess child destined by the Titans to be more powerful than he.

Good stuff, but clearly Sulphur Mine material, not IoC.

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Context:

Is KCDem like ISIL? Both are deluded, belligerent and have been greeted by near-universal condemnation.
Discuss.

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Anyway I was anti-American Revolution back in kindergarten

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He said JJ had a boy personality. Sounds like JJ/Blondie is a trans, which would explain all the confusion.

Blondie is an asexual trans victimologist.

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In the opinion of Christianity thread:

Negative. Jesus just comes off as pretentious to me.

Granted, he does sometimes think he is holier than thou.

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What else do you think he should do ?

Play Russian Roulette all day ?

I would prefer that he return to the United States, answer for his crimes, and be executed for treason.

Wait, you favor the death penalty, Lief?  This is news to me.

I favor it for treason, yeah.

But not for, say, a remorseless serial child racist?

I do not support the death penalty for being racist to children.

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Context:

Clearly. It's not just coincidence that it happens to be the one genre of music invented by black people.

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What does individual politics got to do with ANYTHING?

INDIVIDUAL POLITICS???

F U ridiculous MORON forum!!

F U

F U!

What's wrong with "you guys"

I know it was only down to one sole moronic soul who decided that this was beyond his worth as a human being to consider comedians as actual human beings.

what is this post

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Junk election!

Junk state!

He is on a roll.

ashley judd would have stopped mitch mcconnell