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Who's saying you can't eat the columnists?

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Krazen should be on the Supreme Court.

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One day, soon, Flo will move up to New York with you, you'll get married, spend your lives together, eat out together, go to parties, watch TV and new episodes of "Update" and "I'm addicted to pop," hug, French kiss and have fun sex, vote together, diss Andrew Cuomo together, participate in LGBT pride parades and groups, get a pet puppy German Shepherd and name him Scott, get a pet puppy Labrador Retriever and name him Raúl Labrador, get a pet pony and call him butafly, get a pet bunny and call him Mitty Mittins, get a pet kitty and call her Kitteh, feed them, play with them, take part in their lives, raise your 3 adopted teen kids, feed them, play with them, take part in their lives, eventually they move out, go to college (which you can afford for them since Al knows Bill Gates and Flo knows Flo from Progressive), they get jobs and move out, when your animals die you replace them with new ones, and you 2 eventually die at old ages with the same love you guys first had when you guys first met on the forum all those years ago.

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Pawlenty after debating Biden would require a lot of



afterward.

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Memo to Ross: YOU GOT MAIL !!

LOL.

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I'm not trying to be disparaging in saying this, but I really do see her later years having a very tragic E! True Hollywood Story quality to them - probably involving bankruptcy, marital issues, family strife and/or drug/alcohol issues. Notoriety is like a drug that she keeps charging towards headfirst, and people like that rarely have happy endings.

Sometime in the early 2020s, there will be some sort of "Where Are They Now?" segment and we'll find out that Sarah Palin is trying to piece her life back together after her estranged husband Todd assaulted her with a barbeque fork and spent all their reality show money on ATVs and Bass Pro Shops merchandise. Maybe she'll get arrested. Maybe she'll appear on a reality show with D-list celebrities. Maybe she'll do infomercials for reverse mortgages.

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I was hoping the baby would be a boy. Anyway, it's unfortunate that Charlotte will be raised to be a snobby rich white feminist like her grandmother.