The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

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Too few to get him muted, sadly

See context. Kal is definitely a great poster .

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A political abortion.

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Sage is like pornography, guys. You know it when you see it.

Petition to rename this thread: "The Bacon King and Oakvale Institute of Comedy"

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Bushie needs to quit teasing us with these random closings of The Update.

He used us to save his relationship with Allison and now no longer needs us, so he closed it again. I feel like a girl after a one night stand the morning after when the guy has left and he won't answer phone calls.

If Bushie refuses to Update us, he needs to go.

LOOOOOOOL

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No.  The guy gets ripped and never attacks back. Put him on iggie.

And like Grump said, he never attacks back.

As Torie mentioned the other day, my support of him is his death sentence, so RIP KRAZEN.

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I could honestly care less.

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Yes, of course, everybody has fantasies in both sides.

What??!

I can assure you that at least one person in the world is not bi curious.


That will be all.

Make that two.

JEFF, THIS IS GOD, SPEAKING THROUGH THOMAS, I WANT YOU TO SLEEP WITH A MAN. WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK OR SO. MY WILL BE DONE.

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Vice President: Mrs. Bill Clinton

State: Hillary Rodham Clinton
Treasury: Hillary R. Clinton
Defense: Hillary Clinton
Justice: Hilldog
Interior: Hilldawg
Agriculture: HRC
Commerce: H. R. Clinton
Labor: H. Rodham Clinton
HHS: Hillary Rodham
HUD: Hillary Diane Rodham
Transportation: Hillary D. Rodham
Energy: H. D. Rodham
Education: H. Diane Rodham
Veterans: HR
Homeland HDR

This way if she dies in office, she gets to keep serving.

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One of the most innocent things I've done with them!

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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We can now report that President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and every other Democratic elected official in the country have flown to Harrisburg to announce their resignation and permanent retirement from politics.  One top Democratic strategist who wished to remain anonymous said that "after the Kane scandal, everyone just collectively decided to call it a day.  I mean, given that it was basically the biggest scandal in American history and its unprecedented importance to voters throughout the country, we all sort of went 'why even bother anymore?'''  The Democratic Party is expected to wait until Friday to formally dissolve in order to give Pennsylvania Democrats time to replace their platform with a resolution declaring that Tom Corbett shall henceforth be known as "Eternal Governor and Savior of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania."  

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Damn. Kasich is another one who needs to be put back in his place.

Too bad the voters of Ohio disagree with you.

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Starting my first day of work tomorrow. Bought some trousers today. Hopefully the free welcome breakfast is good.

What are you going to do Lief?

Call center, perhaps? 

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The Tsar's hysterical behavior only shows the world he has suffered a mental breakdown and is therefore medically unfit to exercises his authority.

There is no other option but to recognize that the Tsar is incapacitated and wait for anyone, who is really in charge in Petrograd, to speak of Russia's behalf.

Ottoman Empire's out.

See context!

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lol

Very well, insolent man. We hope you will retain your good humor when facing your maker.

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I have Krazen on ignore, what were the poll results?

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Masked Vigilante on the Loose in Kentucky!

Louisville KY, Eyewitnesses in multiple neighborhoods report seeing a masked man attacking criminals on the street. The man is described as being Caucasian, in his 30's, wearing a red hood and cape, and rambling about everything being part of a vast rightwing conspiracy. Police say this vigilante, going by the name "Bandit, The Worker" is suspected of arson after several private schools in Louisville burned down last month, in addition to charges of obstruction of justice. There is also charges of theft after reports of the Bandit breaking into homes in the wealthier parts of town and stealing all the valuable items in the homes, only to drop them off outside of donation centers.

If you have any information on the Bandit, please contact the Louisville police.

LOL

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Over 150,000 votes in Mississippi and Cochran's era is bygone?  Give me a break

Probably more the sense that he comes from an era of (mostly Democratic) southern appropriators.

An era that 150,000 Mississippians don't want to end...

An era that 155,000 Mississippians do.

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Also Panzermiss is pregnant apparently, so we'll soon have a Panzertoddler/lilpanzer

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Nice follow-up:

Everybody you talk to would tell you I have the mind of someone in their 50's or 60's.  I talk old.  I act old.

Ah, that explains it.  No wonder you don't want a job.  You're getting ready for retirement!

I wanted to post that as well .

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bqhatevwr

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i'm going to repeat here what i told my family after uruguay-costa rica -- costa rica is a team that could certainly win the whole thing and will almost certainly make it to the semifinals.

^ this is why using drugs is very, very bad.

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I'd like Our Dear Friend to turn on ABC right now and give us his thoughts on Brazil vs. Chile in the 2014 FIFA (TM) World Cup.

I'm watching a more exciting game - Chicago White Sox vs. Toronto Blue Jays.

If this match goes to penalty kicks, you are to switch channels for a grand total of five minutes. That's an order.

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