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[King]

To DanielX:  How big do you prefer your fern leaves? Do you use Scotts or Miracle Gro for your potting soil?

[Joe Republic]

I have a question to ask both candidates if I may.

Will we be expecting three new campaign ads from each candidate every day for the next month?

[Gabu]

I am sorry, but a tax on water is clearly a tax on wetness, as water is very clearly wet. A wet tax is a tax on alcohol. Yet a water tax is a wet tax is an alcohol tax. Therefore, it stands to reason that a tax on water is a tax on alcohol. Which can be interpereted to mean that water is alcohol. But try telling a drunk eunuch that!

Water taxes are taxes on water and not on alcohol because if they were taxes on alcohol they would be called alcohol taxes and they're not so they're not.

PS: UNIX

To Gabu:  What is your response to critics who say burning is abusive to CDs?  Are you an advocate for it?  ARE YOU A CD ABUSER?!!?!?

Everyone should invest in asbestos CDs.  I think that awareness certainly should be raised about CD burning; it is a horrible way to torture an innocent CD and they are certainly not witches and accusing them of such is just silly.

[Gabu]

I have a question to ask both candidates if I may.

Will we be expecting three new campaign ads from each candidate every day for the next month?

The answer is clear.

[King]

To Gabu:  Asbestos CDs?  You want to poision everybody in District 5?  Do you hate us?  DO YOU DESPISE THIS DISTRICT???  THINK OF THE CHILDREN, SENATOR!!!  THINK OF THE POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!

[KEmperor]

Well, what are your positions on my Water Cooling Off Bill, and would you propose it with Vigor and Decisiveness?

[DanielX]

To DanielX:  How big do you prefer your fern leaves? Do you use Scotts or Miracle Gro for your potting soil?

I don't grow too many ferns, to be honest, most of my plants are desert succulents. However, the few i do have are kept in shape with fertilizer made from a compost pile. I toss in vegetable scraps, earthworms eat it and produce the 'fertilizer'.

[DanielX]

I am sorry, but a tax on water is clearly a tax on wetness, as water is very clearly wet. A wet tax is a tax on alcohol. Yet a water tax is a wet tax is an alcohol tax. Therefore, it stands to reason that a tax on water is a tax on alcohol. Which can be interpereted to mean that water is alcohol. But try telling a drunk eunuch that!

Water taxes are taxes on water and not on alcohol because if they were taxes on alcohol they would be called alcohol taxes and they're not so they're not.

But water causes wetness. And alcohol taxes are called 'wet taxes'. After all, dry states have water but supposedly no alcohol, while wet states have both alcohol and water.

PS: UNIX

Okay, try telling several drunk eunuchs that!

[DanielX]

Well, what are your positions on my Water Cooling Off Bill, and would you propose it with Vigor and Decisiveness?

Frankly, I have no interest. Water has a very high specific heat ratio and doesn't heat up that much to begin with, so why bother with a cool off bill?

[Gabu]

To Gabu:  Asbestos CDs?  You want to poision everybody in District 5?  Do you hate us?  DO YOU DESPISE THIS DISTRICT???  THINK OF THE CHILDREN, SENATOR!!!  THINK OF THE POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!

Okay, I propose a solution, and it will solve everything.

[DanielX]

See spot run over the lazy dog in his Hyundai.

OMGosh! DanialX ran over a dog in order to produce one of his commercials! ANIMAL ABUSE!

Um, this was a radio commercial, and my comments had no bearing on reality.

You mean the lancet is still on my bookcase?

Actually, it's OVER your bookcase, not ON it.

[DanielX]

See spot run over the lazy dog in his Hyundai.

OMGosh! DanialX ran over a dog in order to produce one of his commercials! ANIMAL ABUSE!

Um, this was a radio commercial, and my comments had no bearing on reality.

Oh?  What other parts of your campaign have no bearing on reality?

What parts of YOUR campaign have any bearing in reality?

[Gabu]

See spot run over the lazy dog in his Hyundai.

OMGosh! DanialX ran over a dog in order to produce one of his commercials! ANIMAL ABUSE!

Um, this was a radio commercial, and my comments had no bearing on reality.

Oh?  What other parts of your campaign have no bearing on reality?

What parts of YOUR campaign have any bearing in reality?

The parts that do, which is clearly all of them that are in the reality of which you speak.

[TheWildCard]

The most important question for both the candidates is this one "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything"

And I want a stright forward answer!

[Gabu]

The most important question for both the candidates is this one "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything"

And I want a stright forward answer!

42.

[DanielX]

The most important question for both the candidates is this one "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything"

And I want a stright forward answer!

42.

NO, you fool! It's 47!

You forgot to adjust for inflation.

[DanielX]

See spot run over the lazy dog in his Hyundai.

OMGosh! DanialX ran over a dog in order to produce one of his commercials! ANIMAL ABUSE!

Um, this was a radio commercial, and my comments had no bearing on reality.

Oh?  What other parts of your campaign have no bearing on reality?

What parts of YOUR campaign have any bearing in reality?

The parts that do, which is clearly all of them that are in the reality of which you speak.

What reality am i speaking of anyway? What if it's a purely un-real reality, in which case my unrealities are more real than your realities!

[Gabu]

The most important question for both the candidates is this one "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything"

And I want a stright forward answer!

42.

NO, you fool! It's 47!

You forgot to adjust for inflation.

No, it is 53; you forgot to adjust for the acceleration of the inflation of the universe.

[DanielX]

The most important question for both the candidates is this one "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything"

And I want a stright forward answer!

42.

NO, you fool! It's 47!

You forgot to adjust for inflation.

No, it is 53; you forgot to adjust for the acceleration of the inflation of the universe.

But that leaves out the cosmological constant and the effect of 11-dimensional supergravity on cosmic strings.

It's still 47.

[TheWildCard]

Mr. X what is your response to these sites allogations about the fact that your home state does not exist?

http://home.ptd.net/~omega/Wyoming.html
http://www.expage.com/destroywyoming

[Joe Republic]

Mr. X what is your response to these sites allogations about the fact that your home state does not exist?

http://home.ptd.net/~omega/Wyoming.html
http://www.expage.com/destroywyoming

Oh wow, for that first link, read some of the feedback messages.  There are some people who really took it seriously and were actually offended.  They're obviously government drones paid to ensure that the Wyoming Myth goes unchallenged.

[TheWildCard]

Mr. X what is your response to these sites allogations about the fact that your home state does not exist?

http://home.ptd.net/~omega/Wyoming.html
http://www.expage.com/destroywyoming

Oh wow, for that first link, read some of the feedback messages.  There are some people who really took it seriously and were actually offended.  They're obviously government drones paid to ensure that the Wyoming Myth goes unchallenged.

Yes of course! It all makes sense!

[King]

5) You never hear of a Wyoming State University or University of Wyoming.

University of Wyoming

[TheWildCard]

5) You never hear of a Wyoming State University or University of Wyoming.

University of Wyoming

Thats just a cover up! and before you searched for it did you ever hear of it? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?

[Grad Students are the Worst]

University of Wyoming student Abby Norman of Sioux Falls, S.D., a 2002 graduate of Rock Springs High School, will represent Wyoming at the Miss USA pageant April 11 in Baltimore, Md.  Read more.

Ha! They can't even find their own people. They had to steal an attractive woman from South Dakota! Now I'm convinced - I've been there, but I now know that Wyoming does not exist.