This all the way. ^^^^^^^^^^^ With Update dead now, we need to give a positive, non-drug/non-alcohol influence and assistance to Dave. He drank 330 oz. this week which is about 47 oz. per day so he still needs some help and progress! It's not as bad as Bushie's diet of bacon cheeseburgers, but still.
You did forget some other classic sayings that could go on there though OP:
1) Bryan Kropfinger; the plot thickens
2) I plan to walk with my pastor today and work 50-60 hours this week.
3) #Jokelahoma (credited to Windjammer)
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