Which EP group would you belong to?

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EPP - federalist centre-right. Major parties include the Spanish People's Party, the German CDU, French UMP and Italian FI.

S&D - federalist centre-left, alliance of all major Labour and Social Democratic parties.
Greens/EFA - Green parties and left wing regionalists like the SNP

ALDE - Classical and social liberals, like the German FDP, British Lib Dems and Irish Fianna Fail (??)

GUE-NGL - far left and socialists, ranging from Irish nationalists like Sinn Fein, to vague Stalinist parties (KKE) and up and coming radical left groups (Syriza).

EFD - Socially conservative, anti-immigration eurosceptics. Dominated at present by UKIP and the Italian Northern League.

ECR - mildly eurosceptic centre-right; basically David Cameron's Tories and a handful of Polish and Czech mates.

Non-Inscruits - Mainly racists tbh.

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Ideally a center-right Euro-skeptic group, but that ain't happening, so EPP.

The ECR?

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This isn't how EuroParl groups work.

Yeah, I know, but it's just a bit of fun (I have a terrible idea of fun)