Post something that would please the previous poster.

[Potatoe]

The Washington Post

With a 400+ EV landslide, President Bush and Vice President Cheney have been shut out of the Republican Party, thanks to the monster of the ticket we know as the Daschle/Cleland, who crushed the fragile attempt at a third term by Bush, who lost the Senate and House to the Democrats due to a mix of reasons, mostly due to his repeal of the 22nd Amendment in early 2006, which both Cleland and failed Republican Candidate Chaffee bashed the incumbent for. President Daschle promises to include Universal Health Care and a 12 Dollar Minimum wage in his new package, entitled "Daschlecare", economists see the DOW rebounding with 100 points by May. President Bush has given his concession speech a couple of hours ago.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

President Obama orders the seizure of all guns, Republicans up in arms over violation of 2nd Amendment.

[free my dawg]

Republicans sweep the entire Senate in 2014. Noted Marxist Chris Coons loses in a landslide to Mike Castle.

[PiMp DaDdy FitzGerald]

Coons caught chaperoning sorority party, wins landslide reelection.

[Badger]

Thorazine now widely available without a prescription!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Viagra, now available without a prescription!

Oh, wait, that pleases me, nevermind

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I'm a douche.

[Hash]

Ayn Rand is the greatest writer of the 20th century.

[Potatoe]

Silvio Berlusconi was one of the worst monsters in history.

[MATTROSE94]

Hillary Clinton defeats Ted Cruz by a 400+ Electoral Vote landslide.